Megalomaniac Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Huzzah 20/20 How’s It going at Twenty-Five? How’s it going at twenty five? That’s a tough question to answer, some might say it’s going bad but from another perspective it’s the best time of my life. Some would call me broke but that’s only because I have no “Official” Income but then again who says everything has to be official, and really how could you legitimatize the income of a pirate? Ah yes piracy sailing the open seas and pillaging every ship deemed weaker than our ship The Good Life. The Good Life, every pirate needs a ship. Our ship is The Good Life she’s a one of a kind built by us the crew ourselves. Our little raids have made us enemies with most of the companies that sail the pacific so we’re on the look out for a new ship, something small and fast with an strong substructure and an easily removable superstructure. The plan is turn that ship into my ship, a gunship called the Von Fox. You see the calm waters of the pacific can be turned violent when a superior force is closing in on you and your only ranged weapons are cannons made from pipe and felled trees. At twenty five I’m a pirate not the swash-buckling, eye-patch wearing, toothless bastards of yesterday but an evil organized force for modern naval warfare. And where will I be in another nine years? Well that’s simple, I’d be at war with some government, The antiquated Von Fox and The Good Life being chased around the Pacific by some fascist government, maybe that might be the best time of my life but all I know is that right now sailing aboard The Good Life, is the best time of my life. Link to post Share on other sites
Snake Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Now I can pirate it and sell it to an essay company! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Wahey - www.courseworkhelp.info here I come! Link to post Share on other sites
Megalomaniac Posted October 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Is it that really dry sarcasm or is it that good? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Nah, it's not bad at all Better than the stuff I write, but then again I'm usually constrained by the fact that our English teacher makes us write 10-page essays on Romeo & Juliet and Jane Eyre. Oh the excitment... Link to post Share on other sites
SilentScope Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Why didnt you just PM it to yourself? Or then again we would have nothing else to do if you didnt post it. Link to post Share on other sites
Megalomaniac Posted October 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Why didnt you just PM it to yourself? Or then again we would have nothing else to do if you didnt post it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Its already been handed in and such, I kinda went off topic but it still got an 18/20. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Your ship is called The Good Life? Is it crewed by Richard Briers and Felicity Kendall? Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 ...with a figurine of margot and jerry on the bow... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Well thank you very much Jerry! I try and organise a civilised rading party and you have to start raping the serving girls! Sorry, random thoughts... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Sledge, you've surpassed yourself there. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 What goes through that guys brain eh? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 What goes through that guys brain eh? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Berettas, porn, video games, frosty cold Coke and chicken sarnies. Ooh, and chocolate. Can't beat a bit of Cadbury's. Link to post Share on other sites
GaMeFrEAK1018 Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Berettas, porn, video games, frosty cold Coke and chicken <{POST_SNAPBACK}> we have alot in common i see Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Berettas No. Drop that nickle-plated sissy-pistol and get yourself a Glock. porn Always partial to a bit of [ZZZZZIP! - Ed.] video games Check! frosty cold Coke Yes. Oh hell yes. Diet coke with lime, anyone? and chicken sarnies w0t 4m b3st3st chick3n s4rni3????!!!!11 KFC ZINGER TOWER BURGER, NO MAYO. Ooh, and chocolate. Can't beat a bit of Cadbury's. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes you can. Nestle Double Cream beats the living [chocolate - Ed.] out of Cadburys any day! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 *Shoots Havoc in the nuts for dissing Berettas AND Cadbury's. Also adds the word "Smells" under his name on his AG name tag* Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 *packs Nestle Double Cream* Just you wait... Ahhh yes, if you'll take care to read this, I have a funny story. Basically, this all reminds me of my school 'Battlefields' trip to The Somme last year. Basically, we all buggered off mid-afternoon and found a lovely Belgian chocolate shop owned by some bloke called 'Hans DeGrote' (umlaut over the 'o' in 'Grote'). He proceeded to tell us how we could have a huge block of the chocolate, plus a sample box of truffles, plus anything off his special 'assorted' shelf for just 10 Euros. "You can have one of these...and one of these...and anything on here, apart from my TV, my DVD player, and my wife." Oh hell did we all laugh Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Ye should have pillaged his shop and sold his wife into slavery! Yar har! Link to post Share on other sites
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