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"Yeah well i could have got the carbine version with slidey stock but i thought a full stock would take a bigger battery"

I thinketh thou meant to say "Yay, I couldst have obtained ye carbine version with stock of sliding, but I ruminated that a full stock would facilitate a larger power source, my lord. Verily."

 

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Prithee, good sirrah, what meanest thou by thine last remark? Dost thou imply Lord Jebus is two rivets short of a suit of armour?

 

:zorro:

 

Verily so.

 

"Yeah well i could have got the carbine version with slidey stock but i thought a full stock would take a bigger battery"

 

Perchance, sir didst thou intend thy commentery for another conflagration?

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Me:

Good morrow, sir

God:

Thanks for the compliment. Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

In truth, I live in Europe

God:

What is it like in there?

Me:

It is home to ye finest minds in Christendom

God:

in truth you live in Europe is home to ye finest minds in Christendom? it is?

Me:

Verily

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

Good sirrah! Thou insulteth me with thy question!

God:

Thanks for the compliment. How did you hear about God? Interesting gossip: said I insulteth him or her with thy question.

Me:

I demand satisfaction for thy sleight on my honour

God:

Thanks for the information: said demand satisfaction for thy sleight on his or her honour.

Me:

I challenge thee to a joust

God:

That's good information: said challenge thee to a joust.

Me:

Wilst thou joust?

God:

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Me:

Ye may ask, varlet

God:

Are you still located in?

Me:

Thy maketh no sense. If thou thinketh this charade of madness will dissuade me from jousting, thou art mistaken

God:

Tell me more about your. That is a hypothetical question.

Me:

To your horse, sir!

God:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

Thou shalt find out how well I can joust

God:

Thanks for the information: said I shalt find out how well he or she can joust.

Me:

Thou art a coward

God:

Thanks for telling me: said I art a coward.

Me:

Thou wilst not joust

God:

Thanks for the information: said I wilst not joust.

Me:

I throw down the gauntlet

God:

I haven't heard anything like that before: said throw down the gauntlet.

Me:

Varlet!

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

Movie? What art a movie?

God:

I've never seen it. What did you like about it? There might be more than one.

Me:

Prithee, I know not what thou speakest of

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

What sorcery is this?

God:

sorcery this something.

Me:

Thou speakest in riddles, thou knave

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: said I speakest in riddles thou knave.

Me:

Thou may tellest whomsoever thou wish

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

I take my leave of thee, villain

 

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