Sam1626 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 How many arnie members does it take it change a lightbulb? One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. Five to flame the spell checkers. Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid. Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling. Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group. Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL. Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb. AND One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the cr*p all over again Link to post Share on other sites
Billy210 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 someone's got the Arnies forums sussed. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Yeah...yeah, that pretty much explains us all. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 sooo true so so true. Link to post Share on other sites
kenshin9 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 LOL made my day Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Laugh Out Loud Link to post Share on other sites
Jammy_Stuff Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 He he Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Arf. Link to post Share on other sites
The Quarter-master Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 who us......NEVER Link to post Share on other sites
Chris P Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Seen it done on many forums before now On a similar note How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they sit in the dark and cry about it Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 well come on .. no one;s done any gothy one's .. (as they know the results) Link to post Share on other sites
El_Hombre Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 And one to post about how lightbulbs often crack when run on green. Link to post Share on other sites
centurion Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 How many arnie members does it take it change a lightbulb? One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. Five to flame the spell checkers. Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid. Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling. Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group. Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL. Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb. AND One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the cr*p all over again <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not bored by any chance.... Link to post Share on other sites
cazboab Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 well come on .. no one;s done any gothy one's .. (as they know the results) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The rest of us laugh? Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 The rest of us laugh? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> it wasnt meant to be funny caz. Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 What then, attention seeking? Ohh I see you're a goth. Well done. *applause* Link to post Share on other sites
cazboab Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Owned. Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Raising post count (like everyone else)! Aaron Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 How many Microsoft employies does it take to change a light bulb? Non, They just rewrite the dark as an industrial standard. Er... *I'll get my coat* Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 How many software technicians? None, its a hardware problem. How many surrealists? Fish. How many intelligent Americans? All four. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Already got a lightbulb joke thread:Link. Still funny, though. Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 How many software technicians? None, its a hardware problem. How many surrealists? Fish. How many intelligent Americans? All four. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Excuse me? I say the words "France" and "war" in the same sentence, and get reamed. But for some reason it's OK to make fun of Americans? Why is that? Aaron Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Because he wasn't making anything up, just reporting fact. Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Must I remind you, Sledge, that we still have a duel to attend to... I believe it was SAA's at dawn. However, I would be willing to accept a round of russian roulette, deer hunter style... Drunken Aaron Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Excuse me? I say the words "France" and "war" in the same sentence, and get reamed. But for some reason it's OK to make fun of Americans? Why is that? Aaron <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because I'm funny? Link to post Share on other sites
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