rifleman Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Q) Why are chavs like slinkies? A) They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. Q)What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A)One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q)What do you call a chav in a box? A)Innit Many apologies if these have been posted before, but I did search and couldn't find anything. Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 i lold Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Q: two chavs jump off a building who wins? A: society! Q: 2 chavs in a car with no music playing no neon lights and no women in the back who's driving the car? A: police Q: what do you call one chav in a shark aquarium A: funny Q: what do you call 2 chavs in a shark aquarium A: hillarious!!! Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Q: What do you call a chav in a locked box? a: Safe Q: What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A: Sorted. Link to post Share on other sites
creeping death Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 hehe those are great.........i really hate chavs Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Q. What do you say to a chav on a bike? A. Theif Q. what do you say to a chav in a law suit? A. will the defendant please stand. Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 hehe those are great.........i really hate chavs <{POST_SNAPBACK}> doesnt everyone including every international member of the forum and all members children who will ever be born as we will teach them the face of our enemy and they will grow up too avenge us? Link to post Share on other sites
creeping death Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I think everyone hates them, even chavs hate other chavs and claim not to be chavs...er yea i hate them. Those are some great jokes guys Link to post Share on other sites
PariahWolf Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 What do you call a chav on fire? A:Blazin' What key opens all locks? A:Pikey Cheers Pariah :sheep: Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman Posted September 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Q)What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? A)"What you lookin' at?" Q)What do you call an Eskimo Chav? A)Innuinnit Q)What do you call a bus full of Chavs going over a cliff into the sea? A)A good start. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Q) What do you say to a chav with a job? A) "Can I have a Big Mac please?" Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 I love 'em all...! ...not all chavs... Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Q) What do you say to a chav with a job? A) "Can I have a Big Mac please?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thats a classic. Link to post Share on other sites
lork Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Rofl! Great jokes!!! I hate them soo much and wish they would be burned , alive. Im sane though. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris P Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Edit: Done already Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Q) What do you say to a chav with a job? A) "Can I have a Big Mac please?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> or possibly, "bag my groceries" Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman Posted September 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Q)What does a chavette use for protection while having sex? A)A bus shelter Link to post Share on other sites
lork Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 L.M.AO!!!!! Man im saving these! Link to post Share on other sites
lork Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Q. Whats the best type of chav? A. A dead one. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Here lork go here www.chavscum.co.uk sign up and look for me on there im Hellz-angel-666 if ya see me there gimme a shout. Q: What do you call a dead chav? A: Safe Link to post Share on other sites
shomclone Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Q. How do you get a chav in a phone box? A. Put a two quid knock off burbury cap from basildon market in it. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 HAHAHA thats the best i've heard so far shomeclone. wait a min do you live anywhere near basildon by any chance?. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Q: How do you attract morons to a thread? A: Mention chavs. Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Now THAT'S funny Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Q: what do you cann a chav in a blender A: Mush Link to post Share on other sites
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