Sledge Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 And as if to prove my point: Q: what do you cann a chav in a blender A: Mush <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
blzrd Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Whats a chav? Link to post Share on other sites
camo_man Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Whats a chav? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that is amazing i have heard it stands for Council House Adult Vermin Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 i have heard it stands for Council House Adult Vermin <{POST_SNAPBACK}> or Council Housed, Alchaholic and Violent Link to post Share on other sites
rageman Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Q: How do you know when a female charv is having an orgasm? A: She drops her bag of chips Q: How do you spot the bride at a charv wedding? A: She's the one with the white tracksuit Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 WTF is a charv? Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Its a chav in norfolk! Link to post Share on other sites
rageman Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 WTF is a charv? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> All you need to know about Chav's here. Summed up they generally make a large portion of youth in Britian. Stinky attitudes combined with stinkier fashion. Burberry caps in abundance, stupid amounts of "bling" from argos, tucking of tracksuits into socks. Can be found hanging around public places hurling abuse at people, often drinking really cheap cider or cheap lager. The sort of generation that came up with happy slapping, ie beating up random people and capturing it on camera phones. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 All you need to know about Chav's here. Summed up they generally make a large portion of youth in Britian. Stinky attitudes combined with stinkier fashion. Burberry caps in abundance, stupid amounts of "bling" from argos, tucking of tracksuits into socks. Can be found hanging around public places hurling abuse at people, often drinking really cheap cider or cheap lager. The sort of generation that came up with happy slapping, ie beating up random people and capturing it on camera phones. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dude, I'm an expert on CHAVS. I've been studying them in the wild for years. I have no idea what a charv is though. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Like I said a charv is a nrfolk chav! Link to post Share on other sites
rageman Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Round here the term Charva and Towny was the original term, Chav has become the name more synonimous. Pikey was also a popular term but originally was used to describe Travellers. Link to post Share on other sites
camo_man Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 i wish one was in this. Link to post Share on other sites
triggerhappy16 Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Q. If you see a chav on a bike why don't you knock them off? A. Cos it's probably your bike Q. Why is 3 Chavs in a Vauxhall Nova going over a cliff a shame... A. A Nova seats 4 Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 was a dodgy french joke but translates well Q)what do you do if you see 20 dead chavs? A)stop laughing and reaload Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 was a dodgy french joke but translates well Q)what do you do if you see 20 dead chavs? A)stop laughing and reaload <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Haha now thats funny . Link to post Share on other sites
GOLD DIGGA Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 i see this thread is lacking a any chav love Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 i see this thread is lacking a any chav love <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol im not stalking your posts but generally no one here likes chavs, infact i personally hate em, they just as a general mass arnt worth the flesh and blood they are made from Link to post Share on other sites
kliskey Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 I say: Send all the chavs to the moon - Just like in that song - Burberry Spaceship Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 I say: Link to post Share on other sites
Demonic Turtle Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 What's red, cries and cant go through doors? A chav with a javelin through its head! Nice Jokes Guys! Link to post Share on other sites
bigfish312 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 want to rip the chavs? go here http://www.chavscum.co.uk/ Link to post Share on other sites
farooq Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 What is chav? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 No one answer that question. I'm sick of some dumb Yank posting "What's a chav" in every single thread relating to them. You're on the internet, do some research yourself! Link to post Share on other sites
bigfish312 Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 see page 2 if you want to know Link to post Share on other sites
cold sniper Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Some more to the chav degrading jokes: (Q): What do you call a female chav ? (A): Pregnant. (Q): How do you stop a chav from drowning ? (if you ever wanted to?) (A): Take your foot off of its head. Link to post Share on other sites
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