bigfish312 Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Q: what does a chav do when he falls off a cliff? A: gets lost and goes home Link to post Share on other sites
Catman Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Actually AFAIK "chav" is what pikey's call their children. But yeah, chavs are scum, the dregs of humanity. A ) What do you call a chav with a job B ) Benefit fraud Link to post Share on other sites
KasrkinCK Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Q: What's the most confusing day of year for a chav? A: Fathers Day -------------------------------- Q: What do you call a chav in a decent house? A; The burglar Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 What kind of key unlocks all doors? a Pikey Link to post Share on other sites
KasrkinCK Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Already been done *slaps forehead* Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 4 chavs in a Nova drive off a cliff, why's this a bad thing? Nova's seat 5. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Q: What do you call a chav with two brain cells? A: Pregnant Q: What do you call a chav on the moon? A: A problem Q: What do you call all the chavs on the moon? A: Problem solved A chav walks into a bar. I was swinging it at the time. Q: How do you confuse a chav? A: Speak English Link to post Share on other sites
HappyHunter Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Did you hear about a bus full of chavs that careered off a bridge into a river? They all survived because you know how *beep* floats. Man: Are you wet under your baseball cap? Chav: No, of course not! How can I be? It's not even raining! Man: Yeah, but I still see a big drip. Whats the difference between an onion and a dying chav? Onions make you cry! Copper: You're under arrest. Chav: What the *fruitcage* for? Copper: Swearing at a police officer! What happens to a thought in a chavs head? It dies of loneliness !! A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing." And to finish off: Q: Why are dumb chav jokes so short? A: So the chav's can remember them Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 A chav walks into a bar: i was swinging it at the time. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 A chav walks into a bar: i was swinging it at the time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A chav walks into a bar. I was swinging it at the time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Git yo' own dam' jokes boi! Link to post Share on other sites
KasrkinCK Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 HappyHunter, the chavs in your jokes seem awfully polite o.O Link to post Share on other sites
HappyHunter Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Yeh, reading them again they do seem to polite. Add a few *fruitcage*s in there, and 'what you lookin' at?' and other random insults, and that will be more like it Link to post Share on other sites
KasrkinCK Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 I would think the subtitles would read this: [incoherant gibberish] Link to post Share on other sites
HappyHunter Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 I would think the subtitles would read this: [incoherant gibberish] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lets see if it works then Man: Are you wet under your baseball cap? Chav: [incoherant gibberish] Man: Yeah, but I still see a big drip. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "[incoherant gibberish]" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing." Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 ermm whats with the [incoherant gibberish] bit? Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Someone's got 1337 edit skillz methinks. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 ermm whats with the [incoherant gibberish] bit? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Q: How do you confuse a chav? A: Speak English <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nuff sed Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Q: How do you attract morons to a thread? A: Mention chavs. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As true now as it was then. Link to post Share on other sites
Atlarge Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Q. Why is 3 Chavs in a Vauxhall Nova going over a cliff a shame... A. A Nova seats 4 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> By far the most funny in this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 As true now as it was then. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You know that your presence here says something about yourself sledge. If you have not only iterated and reiterated, but then for a third time claimed that this thread attracts morons. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
KasrkinCK Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 I think maybe Sledge is trying to cover his tracks for he is really Burberry Man!! The plot thickens... (As someone who's been against chavs, townies, neds, etc for years, it's good to see the majority of the public finally against them!) Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Yeah, that's what it is. It's nothing to do with me finding it *fruitcage* hilarious that a bunch of keyboard commandos are rattling their single brain cells around to make fun of a group of people who dare to not be like them. Honest. Link to post Share on other sites
KasrkinCK Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Exactly, I knew that wasn't the case. I mean come on, someone who likes Burberry cannot surely like Equilibrium as well. The two things just don't go together. It's like Orange tictacs...oh dear god!!! Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Do chavs really bother you that much in the U.K. Or do you all become "fanboys" and bash them just to fit in? Link to post Share on other sites
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