slip_stream11 Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 1:Why did the French put trees on the sides of all their roads? Q:So the German soilders could march in the shade! A few sayings that should be on T-shirts: 1:Carpet bombs always reach their target: They will ALWAYS hit the ground sooner or later! 2:When in doubt: EMPTY TEH CLIP!!! 3:How many WWI CLOTH fighter plans does it take to sink the best Geman submarine of WWII? (All armed w/ only 1 torpedo): A: ONLY THREE Sopwith's; 1, 2, 3! 4:(bumper sticker)My girlfriend says she'll leave me if I join the Marine Corps~Well, I'm gonna miss her! And now, the World Wide Millitary news: And earlier today, all of France's textile mills collasped, putting a halt on white flag production; effectively dissabling the French army... ...A freak car-bombing in down-town Baghdad; apparently, someone was driving a Ford Pinto; but it blew up after being accidentaly rear-ended, thwarting the terrorists plan to... ...In a Navy S.E.A.L. training camp today, a Commander ordered a sbout a dozen ensigns to swim the lenght of about a thirty meter pool in as little time as they could. It was the first day of training, and all the recruits jumped in. The commander noticed five of them sinking to the bottom, so he jumped in in full-dress. After pulling the five men out, they said:"I don't know how to swim.". The commander was inferiuos... ...During mortar training today near a farm in Virginna, wrong cordinates were givin and a cow was allegedly hit. We've heard that the drill sargent wasn't mad, however, saying that he's "never had steak that good", which leaves us to coclude that the units dinner from that night came from the same cow that they... Tune in next time for more news regarding airsoft and millitary events around the world! ... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted October 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Right, I'm not exactly sure what means; but at least it's funnier than that Nasa pic put up by that other guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Link to post Share on other sites
Butter18c Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 thought some were good, but the SEAL one wasnt very funny Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted October 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Yeah, I thought so too, but that one and the cow one are true, so I couldn't help it. Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Replace the word "file" with "funny" and you have how I feel about this post. Oh, and for the record, every French bashing joke you can think of has already been done. Twice Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 <-- You. Those arn't funny. and stop being un-banned on IRC!!! Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Right, I'm not exactly sure what means; but at least it's funnier than that Nasa pic put up by that other guy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't make you amusing. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Nuff Said. Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 +1'd Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Made me chuckle aswell. Link to post Share on other sites
Onechance Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 I don't get the sopwiths one. Please explain Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Blackgoat Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 so do I and +1 to sniper boï... sorry if french POLITICS didn't agreed with US's about attacking a so frightening and dangerous country and they're so frightening and dangerous intercontinental nuclear-chemic-bacteriologic missiles, where US soldier finally achieved catching a grand dad, several thousands of innocent people and a cow. No WMD, but plenty of US soldiers bodies, and that's really not funny. Your government should try less stupid jokes, as this one costed far too many lives (for a ridiculous result). Enough politics, let's move to a FUNNY thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Best. Thread. Bomb. Ever! Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Sorry Kosac times have changed, time to move on and find new thread bombs. Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted October 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Wow. You guys aaren't very nice at all. Link to post Share on other sites
Kosac Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Dont woory mate it wasnt actually that bad, not the gretaest but not bad, i think everyone just feels like a flame fest today. Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted October 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Nuff Said. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ohh, and this isn't funny. Also, the Sopwith one explains itself, retard. Forget this thread, I'll never come back here again; so put up all your "funny" pics, 'cause I'll never see 'em. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Fantastic. I can fill out my best man's speech with these. Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted October 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Why, thank you, Kosac, for your politeness. + one for you for not being an @$$ when everyone else was. Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Why, thank you, Kosac, for your politeness. + one for you for not being an @$$ when everyone else was. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1) You weren't coming back to this thread. 2) You're being quite insulting there, regardless of the conduct of others it is AGAINST the forum rules. 3) You're mis-spelling words to get around the word filter. Again, its against the forum rules. 4) Stop taking everything so damn personally. Link to post Share on other sites
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