Soloman Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire. Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind. "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me." He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed. Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness." Hoax? [Edit] Bugger, this was ment to be in Off-topic Link to post Share on other sites
PariahWolf Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Well............................................................................ . That was educational Link to post Share on other sites
BakaBox Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Another mental image... Link to post Share on other sites
flint Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Was the guy wearing suggestive clothing perhaps? When dogs are outlawed only outlaws will have dogs. Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Nooooess ... *bangs head against wall* I'm seeing sick things in my head now.... siiiiick, I tellz ya. Link to post Share on other sites
flint Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Just proves my point, never keep the doggy vitamins and the Viagra in the same drawer. Link to post Share on other sites
Dead58 Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Because dogs have nimble fingures dontcha know! Link to post Share on other sites
Gene Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Brings a whole new meaning to doggy style! *pukes violently and repeatedly* Link to post Share on other sites
BakaBox Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Brings a whole new meaning to doggy style! *pukes violently and repeatedly* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I bet it isn't new at all... Link to post Share on other sites
flint Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Now that's funny. It's the age old story. Sleep with thousands of beautiful women and nobody says much. Get raped by one dog and that's all anyone remembers. Link to post Share on other sites
squarepusher Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 bestial is best(ial) Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway." They've obviously never been to Shrewsbury at the weekend... plenty of dogs out there on the public highways after the pubs churn out Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 *head exploes in disbelief* Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Sentences you never expected to read/hear No.1: "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway." Link to post Share on other sites
FireFox Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Hmmm this thread reminded me of this gif. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Sentences you never expected to read/hear No.1: "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was about to post the very same thing. Absolute classic, this - made my day! Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted November 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 And they call it, puppy love.... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 How did he get the dog to... you know. How? Oh, and was the dog a mongrel, or was it his Pedigree (bum) Chum? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 How did he get the dog to... you know. How? Oh, and was the dog a mongrel, or was it his Pedigree (bum) Chum? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sledge, you are getting perhaps a little too interested in the exact details... EDIT: Oops. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris P Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 HaVoC, you are getting perhaps a little too interested in the exact details... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Havoc am Sledge? OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 SHOCK HORROR! Link to post Share on other sites
snowman Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Sentences you never expected to read/hear No.1: QUOTE "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway." Of course, with him being a High Court Judge, you assume the bit that beggars (Buggers?) belief is that it happened on the public highway.... Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
American GI Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 WOW! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 WOW! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Looks like someone leaked his story... Link to post Share on other sites
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