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Yorkshire Man Raped By Dog


Soloman

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"Man's best friend? You're MORE to me than that, Badger!" :lol:

 

"I told you this dog was a pain in the *albatross* when you bought him, but you didn't listen, did you?"

 

Imagine going to his funeral: "We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of... *snigger* the *cough* Martin, the... Martin... Mr. Martin Hoy... the guy that... aw screw it, he got *fruitcage*ed by a dog!"

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"Man's best friend? You're MORE to me than that, Badger!" :lol:

 

"I told you this dog was a pain in the *albatross* when you bought him, but you didn't listen, did you?"

 

Imagine going to his funeral: "We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of... *snigger* the *cough* Martin, the... Martin... Mr. Martin Hoy... the guy that... aw screw it, he got *fruitcage*ed by a dog!"

 

Ack...dying...from...horrible...punnage...

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It's not as bad as the fellow who died of internal bleeding after being....raped by a horse.

 

The glass is half full people. :P

It was consensual. He and a buddy went to a farm, they were taping it.

 

Oddly enough, his Friend with the Camera was charged with Tresspassing.

 

Beastiality isn't illegal here in Washington where this happened. I guess they just figured that people wouldn't be that mentally ill. Maybe they should change that law huh? :rolleyes:

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