HaVoC Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 You don't have to be posh to be privilaged. Link to post Share on other sites
PariahWolf Posted November 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Sorry crandell but those prove nothing. Mongrels outnumber the 1337 geardos by to much. SNAFU vs FUNDY is just words you have to do better than that. HaVoC please! this is a public forum! fwap* fwap* fwap* oh .........er ....sorry Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Sorry crandell but those prove nothing. Mongrels outnumber the 1337 geardos by to much. SNAFU vs FUNDY is just words you have to do better than that. HaVoC please! this is a public forum! fwap* fwap* fwap* oh .........er ....sorry <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "The fwap fwap song, the fwap fwap song, join along if you know the fwap fwap song..." and yes, fundy got out of hand. Link to post Share on other sites
aimpoint Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Yea, I wonder why? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> because you moved it from our form Link to post Share on other sites
cadetrichards Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Seeing as this is not in the SNAFU forum, and I have been deprived of spam for so long........*tries to hold in needs* EDIT: I cannot take it anymore ZOMFGG!!!111 d3AR3ST 1, i IZ AN N1gIrian g1mme ur m0n3y!!111shift. am I in need of help? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Rag Doll Kung Fu Price 14.95(USD) / Developer Mark Healy (Lionhead) / Publisher Valve / Format PC / Online Yes (up to eight players) / Out Now PC Gamer takes on the ninja ragdolls as Valve rewrites of the beat-'em-up Beat-'em-ups, don't work on PC, right? It's all up, down, punch, kick, wish I had a joypad. Wrong. Rag Doll Kung Fu has just reinvented the fighting game on PC, with style, wit, originality and fine mouse play. The only thing this game has in common with other smack-'em-ups is the hitting part. Combat is entirely mouse controlled. The ragdoll characters don't use conventional animation, instead they move with a rubbery, wibbly response to the teasing of a mouse cursor. It's all done a limb at a time by right-clicking an arm or a leg and dragging the attack arrow to the target. A punch is simply grabbing a fist, dragging the arrow to the face (or any other body part) of the enemy and letting go. Your ragdoll will react with elasticised force, lashing out with the selected limb. It's amazing that it works at all, never mind so well. You're free to do whatever, whenever. If it doesn't work, it's only because you got greedy and overstretched the puppet; they may be limber, but there are limits. Want to throw your backleg out to kick at shins? Give it a go. Want to leap over a ninja and headbutt as you go? You can. Lionhead designer Mark Healy has created one of those joyously silly experiences that can only be quantified with a costume change and a lot of arm waving. The influence of '70s wire-fu exploitation films is everywhere: afro-haired badguys, ninjas, a character called 'Fat Bong'. Even the main quest is to rescue a girl called Ming-Mong. It's a relatively short game, which you can complete in under five hours, but there's always multiplayer. A number of bizarre concepts power the rubber-limbed fighting. First up is Chi. If you don't have Chi power, you can't fight. Luckily, getting Chi is as easy as swirling your mouse around in small circles, to charge yourself up. Chi discharges as you fight, so regular swirl sessions are needed. There are three principle pickups: mushrooms, butterflies and pots. Mushrooms help you to control your jumps as they slow down time, enabling your character to swirl through the air like a drunken superhero. Otherwise, jumping in the heat of battle can prove a tricky business. Butterflies provide fireballs. I know, it makes no sense, but little does here. You grab butterflies by dragging your ragdoll's paw over the fluttering insects and ripping them from the air. You then assume the stance (hands either side of the head, legs wide apart) and the power of flaming butterflies is yours. Pots provide objects when you smash them: anything from rice-flails and staves, to head-cannons. Weapon control is a little different from normal striking: you grab the hand with a left click and drag the arm around in circles, swipes and stabs to smack down enemies. Get everything in motion and the best description I can come up with is "like controlling Jay Kay of Jamiroquai pretending to be a T-Rex." It's all silly arm positions, freakish leg-moves and improbable jumps. In a good way. This is a zen game, where getting into the zone means you're one step ahead of everyone, spinning out of the way at the last minute, blocking and counter-attacking with casual wrist flicks. If Rag Doll has a failing, it's that it takes a bit too much practice to be that good. It's also easy to over reach and send your ragdoll spinning wildly into the air. As a short game, there's little to moan about. There's a publishing deal with Valve, so it's even delivered to your PC painlessly, via Steam. This is entirely in accord with Valve's original vision for Steam Rag Doll Kung Fu is available from Steam (www.steampowered.com) for PC now Overall: 75% Link to post Share on other sites
Shao14 Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 FUNDY does not get out of hand. It seems SNAFU's the one that's out of hand here. Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Let cadetrichards back onto S.N.A.F.U. - kthnxstfu This post has been edited by Shao14: Today, 01:30 AM Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 This was gonna be the night tonight I was gonna get to hold you tight But I guess we didn't plan it right I never stood a chance, we couldn't dance Cause there's , no room to rhumba in a sports car You can't move forward or back There's no room to do what the beat tells you to Without throwing your spine outta wack When a little kiss I want to steal I hit my head against the steering wheel Now I know the way a pretzel feels All I can do is shout...Hey let me out!! Cause there's , no room to rhumba in a sports car You can't move forward or back There's no room to do what the beat tells you to Without throwing your spine outta wack What a way to waste a day with you Nothing happens that can tell the truth Let's go out and find a telephone booth Yeah that's a better place, I like more space Cause there's , no room to rhumba in a sports car You can't move forward or back There's no room to do what the beat tells you to Without throwing your spine outta wack Link to post Share on other sites
cadetrichards Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Let cadetrichards back onto S.N.A.F.U. - kthnxstfu This post has been edited by Shao14: Today, 01:30 AM <{POST_SNAPBACK}> listen to this man, he speaks the truth! Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 listen to this man, he speaks the truth! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is the evil deeds of one shao14 I tell you! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 K&N Air Filter Cleaning Instructions 1. PRE-CLEANING Tap the element to dislodge any loose dirt, then gently brush with a soft bristle brush. (Note: If complete cleaning is not practical at this time, re-oil the element and re-install in your vehicle.) 2. SPRAY ON CLEANER Spray K&N air filter cleaner liberally onto the entire element and let soak for 10 minutes. 3. PAN CLEANING Large K&N elements can be rolled or soaked in a shallow pan of K&N air filter cleaner. Remove immediately and let sit for approximately 10 minutes. 4. CLEANING HINTS Use only K&N air filter cleaner. NO gasoline cleaning. NO steam cleaning. NO caustic cleaning solution. NO strong detergents. NO high pressure car wash. NO parts cleaning solvents. Any of these NO's can cause harm to the gauze filter media, plus shrink and harden the rubber end caps. 5. RINSE OFF Rinse off the element with low water pressure, tap water is OK. Always flush from the clean side to dirty side. This removes the dirt and does not drive it into the filter. 6. DRYING HINTS Always dry naturally. After rinsing, shake off all excess water and let the element dry naturally. DO NOT use compressed air. DO NOT use open flame. DO NOT use heat dryers. Excess heat will shrink the cotton filter media. Compressed air will blow holes in the element. 7. AEROSOL OILING After cleaning air filter always re-oil before using. Spray K&N air filter oil down into each pleat with one pass per pleat. Wait 20 minutes and re-oil any white spots still showing. 8. SQUEEZE BOTTLE OILING After cleaning air filter always re-oil before using. Squeeze K&N air filter oil down into the bottom and along each pleat in only one pass per pleat. Let oil wick into cotton for 20 minutes. Re-oil any white spots still showing. 9. OILING HINTS Never use a K&N air filter without oiling. (The filter will not stop the dirt without the oil.) Use only K&N formulated air filter oil. K&N air filter oil is a compound of mineral oil blended with special polymers to form a very efficient tack barrier. Red dye is added to show just where you have applied the oil. Eventually the red color will fade but the oil will remain and filter the air. NEVER USE Automatic Transmission Fluid NEVER USE Motor Oil NEVER USE Diesel Fuel NEVER USE WD-40, LPS, or other light weight oils. 10. REINSTALL Re-install your K&N air filter element with proper care. Make sure the element seats properly in the filter case. Install the cover making sure it's in the right position. Tighten all the nuts, bolts, screws or clips to factory specifications. 11. DO NOT DISCARD Affix the "Do Not Discard" sticker to the filter case (included with every K&N replacement element). Make sure you put the sticker in a highly visible place to alert your mechanic not to discard. 12. PERFORMANCE HINTS 1) Service every 50,000 -100,000 miles on street driven applications. 2) Service often in off-road or heavy dust conditions or when air filter reaches 18" of restrictions. 3) Let the dirt "build-up" work for you; it will not hurt the performance and actually help filter the air. CAUTION: Extreme fine dust in agriculture or off-road use will pull the oil from the element. Frequent re-oiling of the element's clean side might be required. Completely service when practicable. For extra protection use K&N sealing grease on rubber ends of the element. Service only with K&N air filter cleaner and K&N air filter oil. Link to post Share on other sites
cadetrichards Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 This is the evil deeds of one shao14 I tell you! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> shao..... You fiendish fiend Link to post Share on other sites
cadetrichards Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 HaVoC, I presume you have them prepared for threads like this edit: sorry double post Link to post Share on other sites
PariahWolf Posted November 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Want to Hack? You need............... The Alphabet in Binary Code Letter Binary Code A 01000001 B 01000010 C 01000011 D 01000100 E 01000101 F 01000110 G 01000111 H 01001000 I 01001001 J 01001010 K 01001011 L 01001100 M 01001101 N 01001110 O 01001111 P 01010000 Q 01010001 R 01010010 S 01010011 T 01010100 U 01010101 V 01010110 W 01010111 X 01011000 Y 01011001 Z 01011010 Letter Binary Code a 01100001 b 01100010 c 01100011 d 01100100 e 01100101 f 01100110 g 01100111 h 01101000 i 01101001 j 01101010 k 01101011 l 01101100 m 01101101 n 01101110 o 01101111 p 01110000 q 01110001 r 01110010 s 01110011 t 01110100 u 01110101 v 01110110 w 01110111 x 01111000 y 01111001 z 01111010 call 1337-speal 1337 for more details Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Cillit Bang® See why people like you love Cillit Bang®! Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Don't worry about the doublepost richards, we're supposed to spam this thread so that Shao can enlargen his internetpenis by closing it Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Matt Damon .... Jason Bourne Franka Potente .... Marie Brian Cox .... Ward Abbott Julia Stiles .... Nicky Karl Urban .... Kirill Gabriel Mann .... Danny Zorn Joan Allen .... Pamela Landy Marton Csokas .... Jarda Tom Gallop .... Tom Cronin John Bedford Lloyd .... Teddy Ethan Sandler .... Kurt Michelle Monaghan .... Kim Karel Roden .... Gretkov Tomas Arana .... Martin Marshall Oksana Akinshina .... Irena Neski Jevgenij Sitochin .... Mr. Neski (as Jevgeni Sitochin) Marina Weis-Burgaslieva .... Mrs. Neski Tim Griffin .... John Nevins Sean Smith .... Vic Maxim Kovalevski .... Ivan Patrick Crowley .... Jack Weller Jon Collin .... Jarhead Sam Brown .... Jarhead Shane Sinutko .... Jarhead Barnaby Smith .... CIA Techie (as Barnaby P. Smith Jr.) Dominique Chiout .... Waitress Wanja Mues .... Night Clerk Aleksei Shmarinov .... Moscow Taxi Driver (as Aleksey Shmarinov) Stephan Wolf-Schönburg .... Suspicious Cop (as Stephan Wolf-Schonburg) Olov Ludwig .... Market Security Guard Keshav Nadkarni .... Mr. Mohan Violetta Grafin Tarnowska Bronner .... Neski Neighbor Aleksei Medvedev .... Young Cop Aleksander Doobina .... 2nd Cop Alexander Boyev .... 2nd Taxi Driver Claudio Maniscalco .... Immigration Officer Manfred Witt .... Doorman Alexsei Trotsenko .... Vodka Police Passenger Victoria Unikel .... Mercedes Driver Oksana Semenova .... Mercedes Passenger Vitalei Abdulov .... Volga Taxi Owner Dirk Schoedon .... Berlin Taxi Driver Ivan Shvedoff .... Moscow Policeman Denis Burgazliev .... Moscow Policeman Nick Wilder .... Delta C.O. rest of cast listed alphabetically: Ludovic Boulnois .... Passer-by in train station (uncredited) Chris Cooper .... Conklin (uncredited) Link to post Share on other sites
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Tunershark Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 gawd why are so many people looking at this thread, nothing to see here Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 gawd why are so many people looking at this thread, nothing to see here <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There's more to this thread than what meet the eye Such as this : Contempo Midnight condoms This classic ebony Roll-On will give a new meaning to the phrase "Black is Beautiful". The Contempo Midnight condom is perfect for Black-Tie affairs. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 REFILL INSTRUCTIONS This page is designed to assist you with all inkjet refill kits or your existing inkjet cartridges using InkTec manufactured inkjet refill kits from 4inkjets. TIPS FOR REFILLING YOUR INKJET CARTRIDGE CORRECTLY 1. Refill your cartridge immediately after it has run out of ink. If printing continues after the ink has run dry, the cartridge's nozzle burn out and be permanently damaged. Once the nozzle is damaged it is impossible to reuse the cartridge. 2. Refill your cartridge with the recommended amount of ink per the InkTec refill manual as soon as the print produced begins to fade. Refilling your cartridge with more than the recommended amount of ink will cause the cartridge to overflow and uneven ink absorption into the sponge. This will cause ink leakage and produce poor print. TROUBLESHOOTING FOR REFILLED CARTRIDGES PROBLEM: Ink does not print correctly from the nozzle and lines are produced in the printouts. SOLUTION: You have most likely continued to print after the cartridge has run empty, or the cartridge has been allowed to dry for more than a week after it has run out of ink. The cartridge may need to be replaced, but you should first try the following to determine if this is the case. First stand the cartridge up in a cup or bowl with 1/4 inch of warm water. The electronic print heads of the cartridge should be submerged. The longer the cartridge has been left to dry, the longer it will need to sit in the bath. Then, insert the cartridge into the refill clip and suck out a small amount of ink (1-2ml). Press the nozzle part of the cartridge on a sheet of lint free facial tissue. If you can see ink clearly on the tissue, install the cartridge back into your printer, run your printer head cleaning utility and test print. PROBLEM: Ink is leaking from the nozzle and the print quality is poor. SOLUTION: Ink typically leaks from the cartridge because to much ink has been injected into the cartridge (it has been overfilled), or it has been injected too fast. The cartridge's sponge has not had time to properly absorb the ink. To remedy the problem insert the cartridge into the refill clip and suck out a small amount of ink (1-2ml). Stand the cartridge upright on a dry, lint free piece of facial tissue for approximately 20 minutes. You can place the cartridge into your printer when the ink has completely stopped leaking from the cartridge. Printable Inkjet Refill Instructions Choose your printer brand and cartridge number from the list below to view printable refill kit instructions, including Canon ink refill instructions or HP refill instructions. Both of these lines are some of our best-selling cartridges and we have made sure to include detailed Canon ink refill instructions and HP refill instructions for your continuous use, if needed. Are you having a problem getting your cartridge to print after it has been refilled? Place the clogged cartridge in about ¼ - ½ inch of warm water for a few minutes. When the ink starts to slowly leak out, take the cartridge out of the water and dry it using a soft cloth or “Q-tip.” Place it back in your printer and run the print head cleaning utility that comes with your printer software. You may have to run this two to four times before printing quality is re-established. If your print head is destroyed, as can happen, you will have to buy cartridges and refill that cartridge before it is fully empty. Link to post Share on other sites
PariahWolf Posted November 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 E-books a useless invention? Not anymore! Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Good Night, everybody ! *Get's nightmares about HaVoC's grand total of 14686 posts (off topic and postcount combined) * Link to post Share on other sites
cadetrichards Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 let cadetrichards back in the team or he will close!! Link to post Share on other sites
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