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Sorry crandell but those prove nothing.

 

Mongrels outnumber the 1337 geardos by to much.

 

SNAFU vs FUNDY is just words you have to do better than that. :waggle:

 

HaVoC please! this is a public forum! :rolleyes:

 

fwap* fwap* fwap* oh .........er ....sorry

 

"The fwap fwap song, the fwap fwap song, join along if you know the fwap fwap song..."

 

:unsure:

 

and yes, fundy got out of hand.

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Rag Doll Kung Fu

Price 14.95(USD) / Developer Mark Healy (Lionhead) / Publisher Valve / Format PC / Online Yes (up to eight players) / Out Now

 

PC Gamer takes on the ninja ragdolls as Valve rewrites of the beat-'em-up

 

Beat-'em-ups, don't work on PC, right? It's all up, down, punch, kick, wish I had a joypad.

 

Wrong. Rag Doll Kung Fu has just reinvented the fighting game on PC, with style, wit, originality and fine mouse play. The only thing this game has in common with other smack-'em-ups is the hitting part.

 

Combat is entirely mouse controlled. The ragdoll characters don't use conventional animation, instead they move with a rubbery, wibbly response to the teasing of a mouse cursor.

 

It's all done a limb at a time by right-clicking an arm or a leg and dragging the attack arrow to the target. A punch is simply grabbing a fist, dragging the arrow to the face (or any other body part) of the enemy and letting go.

 

Your ragdoll will react with elasticised force, lashing out with the selected limb.

 

It's amazing that it works at all, never mind so well. You're free to do whatever, whenever.

 

If it doesn't work, it's only because you got greedy and overstretched the puppet; they may be limber, but there are limits. Want to throw your backleg out to kick at shins? Give it a go. Want to leap over a ninja and headbutt as you go? You can.

 

Lionhead designer Mark Healy has created one of those joyously silly experiences that can only be quantified with a costume change and a lot of arm waving.

 

The influence of '70s wire-fu exploitation films is everywhere: afro-haired badguys, ninjas, a character called 'Fat Bong'. Even the main quest is to rescue a girl called Ming-Mong. It's a relatively short game, which you can complete in under five hours, but there's always multiplayer.

 

A number of bizarre concepts power the rubber-limbed fighting. First up is Chi. If you don't have Chi power, you can't fight. Luckily, getting Chi is as easy as swirling your mouse around in small circles, to charge yourself up.

 

Chi discharges as you fight, so regular swirl sessions are needed. There are three principle pickups: mushrooms, butterflies and pots.

 

Mushrooms help you to control your jumps as they slow down time, enabling your character to swirl through the air like a drunken superhero. Otherwise, jumping in the heat of battle can prove a tricky business.

 

Butterflies provide fireballs. I know, it makes no sense, but little does here. You grab butterflies by dragging your ragdoll's paw over the fluttering insects and ripping them from the air. You then assume the stance (hands either side of the head, legs wide apart) and the power of flaming butterflies is yours.

 

Pots provide objects when you smash them: anything from rice-flails and staves, to head-cannons. Weapon control is a little different from normal striking: you grab the hand with a left click and drag the arm around in circles, swipes and stabs to smack down enemies.

 

Get everything in motion and the best description I can come up with is "like controlling Jay Kay of Jamiroquai pretending to be a T-Rex." It's all silly arm positions, freakish leg-moves and improbable jumps. In a good way.

 

This is a zen game, where getting into the zone means you're one step ahead of everyone, spinning out of the way at the last minute, blocking and counter-attacking with casual wrist flicks.

 

If Rag Doll has a failing, it's that it takes a bit too much practice to be that good. It's also easy to over reach and send your ragdoll spinning wildly into the air.

 

As a short game, there's little to moan about. There's a publishing deal with Valve, so it's even delivered to your PC painlessly, via Steam.

 

This is entirely in accord with Valve's original vision for Steam

 

Rag Doll Kung Fu is available from Steam (www.steampowered.com) for PC now

 

Overall: 75%

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This was gonna be the night tonight

I was gonna get to hold you tight

But I guess we didn't plan it right

I never stood a chance, we couldn't dance

 

Cause there's , no room to rhumba in a sports car

You can't move forward or back

There's no room to do what the beat tells you to

Without throwing your spine outta wack

 

When a little kiss I want to steal

I hit my head against the steering wheel

Now I know the way a pretzel feels

All I can do is shout...Hey let me out!!

 

Cause there's , no room to rhumba in a sports car

You can't move forward or back

There's no room to do what the beat tells you to

Without throwing your spine outta wack

 

What a way to waste a day with you

Nothing happens that can tell the truth

Let's go out and find a telephone booth

Yeah that's a better place, I like more space

 

Cause there's , no room to rhumba in a sports car

You can't move forward or back

There's no room to do what the beat tells you to

Without throwing your spine outta wack

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K&N Air Filter Cleaning Instructions

 

1. PRE-CLEANING

 

Tap the element to dislodge any loose dirt, then gently brush with a soft bristle brush.

(Note: If complete cleaning is not practical at this time, re-oil the element and re-install in your vehicle.)

 

2. SPRAY ON CLEANER

 

Spray K&N air filter cleaner liberally onto the entire element and let soak for 10 minutes.

 

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Large K&N elements can be rolled or soaked in a shallow pan of K&N air filter cleaner. Remove immediately and let sit for approximately 10 minutes.

 

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NO gasoline cleaning.

NO steam cleaning.

NO caustic cleaning solution.

NO strong detergents.

NO high pressure car wash.

NO parts cleaning solvents.

Any of these NO's can cause harm to the gauze filter media, plus shrink and harden the rubber end caps.

 

5. RINSE OFF

 

Rinse off the element with low water pressure, tap water is OK. Always flush from the clean side to dirty side. This removes the dirt and does not drive it into the filter.

 

6. DRYING HINTS

 

Always dry naturally. After

rinsing, shake off all excess

water and let the element

dry naturally.

DO NOT use compressed air.

DO NOT use open flame.

DO NOT use heat dryers.

Excess heat will shrink the

cotton filter media. Compressed air will blow holes in the element.

 

7. AEROSOL OILING

 

After cleaning air filter always re-oil

before using. Spray K&N air filter oil

down into each pleat with one pass per pleat. Wait 20 minutes and re-oil any white spots still showing.

 

8. SQUEEZE BOTTLE OILING

 

After cleaning air filter always re-oil before using. Squeeze K&N air filter oil down into the bottom and along each pleat in only one pass per pleat. Let oil wick into cotton for 20 minutes. Re-oil any white spots still showing.

 

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Never use a K&N air filter

without oiling. (The filter will

not stop the dirt without the oil.)

Use only K&N formulated air

filter oil. K&N air filter oil is a

compound of mineral oil blended with special polymers to form a very efficient tack barrier. Red dye is added to show just where you have applied the oil. Eventually the red color will fade but the oil will remain and filter the air.

 

NEVER USE Automatic Transmission Fluid

NEVER USE Motor Oil NEVER USE Diesel Fuel NEVER USE WD-40, LPS, or other light weight oils.

 

10. REINSTALL

 

Re-install your K&N air filter element with proper care. Make sure the element seats properly in the filter case. Install the cover making sure it's in the right position. Tighten all the nuts, bolts, screws or clips to factory specifications.

 

11. DO NOT DISCARD

 

Affix the "Do Not Discard" sticker to the filter case (included with every K&N replacement element). Make sure you put the sticker in a highly visible place to alert your mechanic not to discard.

 

12. PERFORMANCE HINTS

 

1) Service every 50,000 -100,000 miles on street driven applications.

2) Service often in off-road or heavy dust conditions or when air filter reaches 18" of restrictions.

3) Let the dirt "build-up" work for you; it will not hurt the performance and actually help filter the air.

CAUTION:

Extreme fine dust in agriculture or off-road use will pull the oil

from the element. Frequent re-oiling of the element's clean side might be required. Completely service when practicable. For extra protection use K&N sealing grease on rubber ends of the element. Service only with K&N air filter cleaner and K&N air filter oil.

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Want to Hack?

 

You need...............

 

The Alphabet in Binary Code

Letter

Binary Code

 

A 01000001

B 01000010

C 01000011

D 01000100

E 01000101

F 01000110

G 01000111

H 01001000

I 01001001

J 01001010

K 01001011

L 01001100

M 01001101

N 01001110

O 01001111

P 01010000

Q 01010001

R 01010010

S 01010011

T 01010100

U 01010101

V 01010110

W 01010111

X 01011000

Y 01011001

Z 01011010

 

 

Letter

Binary Code

 

a 01100001

b 01100010

c 01100011

d 01100100

e 01100101

f 01100110

g 01100111

h 01101000

i 01101001

j 01101010

k 01101011

l 01101100

m 01101101

n 01101110

o 01101111

p 01110000

q 01110001

r 01110010

s 01110011

t 01110100

u 01110101

v 01110110

w 01110111

x 01111000

y 01111001

z 01111010

 

call 1337-speal 1337

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Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification

Matt Damon .... Jason Bourne

Franka Potente .... Marie

Brian Cox .... Ward Abbott

Julia Stiles .... Nicky

Karl Urban .... Kirill

Gabriel Mann .... Danny Zorn

Joan Allen .... Pamela Landy

Marton Csokas .... Jarda

Tom Gallop .... Tom Cronin

John Bedford Lloyd .... Teddy

Ethan Sandler .... Kurt

Michelle Monaghan .... Kim

Karel Roden .... Gretkov

Tomas Arana .... Martin Marshall

Oksana Akinshina .... Irena Neski

Jevgenij Sitochin .... Mr. Neski (as Jevgeni Sitochin)

Marina Weis-Burgaslieva .... Mrs. Neski

Tim Griffin .... John Nevins

Sean Smith .... Vic

Maxim Kovalevski .... Ivan

Patrick Crowley .... Jack Weller

Jon Collin .... Jarhead

Sam Brown .... Jarhead

Shane Sinutko .... Jarhead

Barnaby Smith .... CIA Techie (as Barnaby P. Smith Jr.)

Dominique Chiout .... Waitress

Wanja Mues .... Night Clerk

Aleksei Shmarinov .... Moscow Taxi Driver (as Aleksey Shmarinov)

Stephan Wolf-Schönburg .... Suspicious Cop (as Stephan Wolf-Schonburg)

Olov Ludwig .... Market Security Guard

Keshav Nadkarni .... Mr. Mohan

Violetta Grafin Tarnowska Bronner .... Neski Neighbor

Aleksei Medvedev .... Young Cop

Aleksander Doobina .... 2nd Cop

Alexander Boyev .... 2nd Taxi Driver

Claudio Maniscalco .... Immigration Officer

Manfred Witt .... Doorman

Alexsei Trotsenko .... Vodka Police Passenger

Victoria Unikel .... Mercedes Driver

Oksana Semenova .... Mercedes Passenger

Vitalei Abdulov .... Volga Taxi Owner

Dirk Schoedon .... Berlin Taxi Driver

Ivan Shvedoff .... Moscow Policeman

Denis Burgazliev .... Moscow Policeman

Nick Wilder .... Delta C.O.

rest of cast listed alphabetically:

Ludovic Boulnois .... Passer-by in train station (uncredited)

Chris Cooper .... Conklin (uncredited)

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gawd why are so many people looking at this thread, nothing to see here

 

There's more to this thread than what meet the eye ;)

 

Such as this :

Contempo Midnight condoms

This classic ebony Roll-On will give a new meaning to the phrase "Black is Beautiful". The Contempo Midnight condom is perfect for Black-Tie affairs.

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REFILL INSTRUCTIONS

 

This page is designed to assist you with all inkjet refill kits or your existing inkjet cartridges using InkTec manufactured inkjet refill kits from 4inkjets.

 

TIPS FOR REFILLING YOUR INKJET CARTRIDGE CORRECTLY

 

1. Refill your cartridge immediately after it has run out of ink. If printing continues after the ink has run dry, the cartridge's nozzle burn out and be permanently damaged. Once the nozzle is damaged it is impossible to reuse the cartridge.

 

2. Refill your cartridge with the recommended amount of ink per the InkTec refill manual as soon as the print produced begins to fade. Refilling your cartridge with more than the recommended amount of ink will cause the cartridge to overflow and uneven ink absorption into the sponge. This will cause ink leakage and produce poor print.

 

TROUBLESHOOTING FOR REFILLED CARTRIDGES

 

PROBLEM: Ink does not print correctly from the nozzle and lines are produced in the printouts.

SOLUTION: You have most likely continued to print after the cartridge has run empty, or the cartridge has been allowed to dry for more than a week after it has run out of ink. The cartridge may need to be replaced, but you should first try the following to determine if this is the case. First stand the cartridge up in a cup or bowl with 1/4 inch of warm water. The electronic print heads of the cartridge should be submerged. The longer the cartridge has been left to dry, the longer it will need to sit in the bath. Then, insert the cartridge into the refill clip and suck out a small amount of ink (1-2ml). Press the nozzle part of the cartridge on a sheet of lint free facial tissue. If you can see ink clearly on the tissue, install the cartridge back into your printer, run your printer head cleaning utility and test print.

 

PROBLEM: Ink is leaking from the nozzle and the print quality is poor.

SOLUTION: Ink typically leaks from the cartridge because to much ink has been injected into the cartridge (it has been overfilled), or it has been injected too fast. The cartridge's sponge has not had time to properly absorb the ink. To remedy the problem insert the cartridge into the refill clip and suck out a small amount of ink (1-2ml). Stand the cartridge upright on a dry, lint free piece of facial tissue for approximately 20 minutes. You can place the cartridge into your printer when the ink has completely stopped leaking from the cartridge.

 

Printable Inkjet Refill Instructions

 

Choose your printer brand and cartridge number from the list below to view printable refill kit instructions, including Canon ink refill instructions or HP refill instructions. Both of these lines are some of our best-selling cartridges and we have made sure to include detailed Canon ink refill instructions and HP refill instructions for your continuous use, if needed.

 

Are you having a problem getting your cartridge to print after it has been refilled?

 

Place the clogged cartridge in about ¼ - ½ inch of warm water for a few minutes. When the ink starts to slowly leak out, take the cartridge out of the water and dry it using a soft cloth or “Q-tip.” Place it back in your printer and run the print head cleaning utility that comes with your printer software. You may have to run this two to four times before printing quality is re-established. If your print head is destroyed, as can happen, you will have to buy cartridges and refill that cartridge before it is fully empty.

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