slip_stream11 Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Some of you'll like this, others won't. I did. I hope you enjoy! Official Announcement: The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Well, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 hahah, excellent Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Classic! Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Love it dude. Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA o wait I have to insert a comment about you insulting my government*...* ahhh nvm thats a lost cause! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA o wait I have to insert a comment about you insulting my government*...* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can I suggest "Well done?" Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Thanks for your positive replies; it ALMOST makes the sticthes in the roof of my mouth feel better...owwie. In case you're wondering, I had to go to the dentist today (Thursday) to get three extractions:Two wisdoms, and I don't suppose any of you know what a "Supernumeral" is? Well, basically, it's an extra tooth that is in the roof of your mouth. If left in past the age of 18, (I'm 15), it can damage nerves. So, they had to, ya know, CUT A *FRUITCAGE*-ING HOLE in the roof of my mouth to get it out; and now I have a network of fishing line in my mouth. Have a better day than I will tomorow. (I'll be here; there's no way I'm going to school tomorow.) But hey; at least my WGC Custom M16A1 gets ordered tomorow! w00t-age, comrades! Thanks again for the positive replies...Now, +1 me!...It'll make my mouth feel better; please? Ohh, come on, as if my governments' symbol being turned into a condom isn't enough to make a bad day... Cheers, hope you all enjoyed. ~Matthew Edit: Spelling. <again> Now +1 me, gosh dangit! Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Woo America suxors UK am god! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 I don't think Antagon liked it. It must be good. Link to post Share on other sites
Fall_Ryan Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 I'd bash some heads if I didn't actually think that was the Governments stance now. Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Woo America suxors UK am god! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hahahaha! w00tage. That's not exactly what I was trying to imply...But, I would like to move over there with you guys. (After I retire from the USMC, o'course.) Thanks agin for the positive remarks. Saying it's funny means a lot coming from you, Sledge. Ohh, goody; I get my next pain-killer pill now! (AT 11:00pm) Cheers, ~M4t+H3`/^/ (Mad l33t hax0r sk!lIs. Ampst t3h schwe3t.) Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Someone stop giving this kid sugar. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 *Empties sugar bowl* Ok. *Fills sugar bowl with amphetamines* Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 *Empties sugar bowl* Ok. *Fills sugar bowl with amphetamines* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ohh, lord...I can't wait to see the video of THIS....(On Cops! Thekekeke ) Dammit, Sledge; you're so damn funny! Have another point, mate. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Taken from www.mnftiu.cc, and just for Ant: Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Ahahahahaha! Why, if I weren't already falling out of my chair because of painkillers, that would've done it! Bravo, Sledge, bravo! Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Just following with the general trend on the board We Americans are so f*ckin stupid, whos Harriet Miers? Link to post Share on other sites
Maruta Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 haha, oh wow. Mooresville, you say? Link to post Share on other sites
bernie3674 Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 bad! why u hate our government? if u don't like America, go to Canada or Mexico, or fly to Russia, China, or whatever place that is not America Link to post Share on other sites
Kukailimoku Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Just following with the general trend on the board We Americans are so f*ckin stupid, whos Harriet Miers? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Trend ######. Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Trend ######. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's hip to be trendy Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 bad! why u hate our government? if u don't like America, go to Canada or Mexico, or fly to Russia, China, or whatever place that is not America <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah the old 'love it or leave it' policy. Which is actualy pretty stupid because everybody doesn't like the government at some time in their lives. So sooner or later almost everyone would have left. Note I would just like to say that I am not anti American or anti Bush at all. It just seems that 90% of the time the LIOLI plicy is pretty stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted November 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 bad! why u hate our government? if u don't like America, go to Canada or Mexico, or fly to Russia, China, or whatever place that is not America <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn!!! Jeesh, it's just a joke; I'm not anti-America or Bush, either! Yikes! And no, dammit, you couldn't pay me all the money in the world to go to...'Can-ah-dah'. ...Unless I got to go to do U.S. Special Forces stuff; like, I dunno...Burn all their maple leaves? *coughs on smoke* And while we're on this (off-topic) topic: Whatinthehell is with Canada's flag? It's a leaf!!! That doesn't exactly strike fear the hearts of it's enimies if it raised over a pillbox or something; it's more like saying "Vacancy!" or something. Sorry if I've offended anyone, but I don't like Canada; and you don't like us either, so don't even start! Link to post Share on other sites
Rulfo Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Some of you'll like this, others won't. I did. I hope you enjoy! Official Announcement: The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Well, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Genious! hehehe Link to post Share on other sites
Shao14 Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 I must admit, unfortunately, that this joke is rather humorous, and strikes right at the heart of America's problems. Link to post Share on other sites
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