aeroduro Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 20 THINGS THAT ###### ME OFF 1) When urinals don't have dividers between them 2) When your ###### sprays back onto you/your pants/shoes 3) When there aren't any means of drying your hands off 4) Sleeping bags; they're a pain to roll up and get back in their little baggies 5) People who say "we" when the're really just talking to "you". Like "How are we this morning?" 6) (In agreement with some other people here) People with crappy cars with a spoiler and spinning rims, and subwoofers that make the car vibrate and you can hear it coming with it's "BOOOOOOM BUM BUM BOOOOOOOOOM" 7) People who walk really slowly right in front of you, and especially when they suddenly stop to talk to someone or look at something. 8) TV commercials. Just shut the hell up, we don't want to hear how fantastic your product is, we're watching TV to see a show, not to shop. 9) People who always try to get attention and seek approval from others. 10 ) Drawn-on eyebrows 11) Spoiled milk 12) When you're riding your bike and the wind is against you 13) Getting dust and other ###### in your eyes 14) People who talk and laugh really loudly, sooo obnoxious.. 15) Having uncomfortable amounts of snot in my nose 16) McDonalds 17) When the only pen you have is low on ink and you have to go over what you wrote several times 18) Rich snotty kids who get whatever they want without working for it 19) Bones in fish/seafood 20) Getting pooped on by a bird Well that's all I can think of for now, more later perhaps Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 In agreement with pretty much all of them Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 So, you GF is your 4 year younger cousin who is a male ? Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Who said Scandinavia people were normal. Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Einstein Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 And from what i have read on another thread, i think i speak for me, H_M, Crandall13 when i say PICS OF LIZZIES *albartroth* NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Covers nuts, and runs down the road the the WW2 concrete bunker with 1foot thick walls""Not getting me in here" Andif H_M gets lizzie, Crandall13 has elisha cuthbert that must mean i get katie holmes(google her now) Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Rant I hate 1. people who always say 4*4's are safer to drive, no there not, you will F***ing kill me if you hit me in one of those, rather than just breaking my legs 2. spyware on porn sites 3. school 4. people who complain when you shoot them a few times i a skirmish 5. people who make something that is there own fault everyones More to come soon And for Samm666, my nuts are already f***ed up enough from mountain biking so a couple of shots wont make much difference Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 And from what i have read on another thread, i think i speak for me, H_M, Crandall13 when i say PICS OF LIZZIES *albartroth* NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Covers nuts, and runs down the road the the WW2 concrete bunker with 1foot thick walls""Not getting me in here" Andif H_M gets lizzie, Crandall13 has elisha cuthbert that must mean i get katie holmes(google her now) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ohh Bufdget, you guys should know tahat no matter what you hide behind, the raging bull will find you, theres no use hiding. I agree, more pics of LIZZIE NOW! I don't care if Samm666 shoots me in the nuts, I've been shot by that gun sooooo many times it doesn't hurt anymore. I will lol when you guys get shot! hehe *Walks away* Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Ohh Bufdget, you guys should know tahat no matter what you hide behind, the raging bull will find you, theres no use hiding. I agree, more pics of LIZZIE NOW! I don't care if Samm666 shoots me in the nuts, I've been shot by that gun sooooo many times it doesn't hurt anymore. I will lol when you guys get shot! hehe *Walks away* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think i will get some SAS body armour with the nut protector plate, which i 10mm thick steel Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Sadly, it still won't help, your all in denile, just accept it. *again walks away* Anyone else like fried dough? Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Sadly, it still won't help, your all in denile, just accept it. *again walks away* Anyone else like fried dough? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yeh well i probably don't need it anyway, damage to my crown jewels happens on a regular basis so i could just walk away Who thinks i should change my user name to Rob15 Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 ... The answer is; No. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 I've got a video clip of Dafool saying that. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 ... The answer is; No. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You just want to spoil our fun Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 He doesn't want you to see her pus-filled *albartroth*, for fear it would warp your fragile little mind. Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 True. The fun that you may be thinking about that I will be sampling the delights of tomorrow. EDIT: That too. And her man-sausage. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 True. The fun that you may be thinking about that I will be sampling the delights of tomorrow. EDIT: That too. And her man-sausage. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your just rubbing it in now oh well have fun Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Samm666 likes man-sausage action! Who'd have thunk it Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Oh I will have fun, rubbing it in. *wink wink nudge nudge giggle giggle harr harr* EDIT: Quiet you, you wish you had a man-sausage, but no. Just a micro. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Samm666 likes man-sausage action! Who'd have thunk it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Me Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Now you're fantasizing about me and Lizzie together. May God have mercy on your faygit soul. Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Who thinks i should change my user name to Rob15 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes True. The fun that you may be thinking about that I will be sampling the delights of tomorrow. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have fun you lucky ######! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 EDIT: Quiet you, you wish you had a man-sausage, but no. Just a micro. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As for Lizzie... Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Ohh I will. Trust me. EDIT: PLEASE don't bring our Oriental friends into this. You'll have Rizzo along next. And then, well... Who knows. Link to post Share on other sites
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