greg Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 But it does take some very strange people to enjoy anything sexual from ones human waste, i mean really, who thinks one day, you know what i am so happy i am going to make my BF/GF *suitcase* themselves and rub it on myself. Who i ask? 'FireKnife' I, er, I,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, No, I'm not going to indulge you. Apparently, there is a perfectly reasonable, scientific, psychological explanation, as to why someone ( ), MIGHT, get turned on by that sort of thing. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 There is a similar reason as to why people marry horses and find taking two men up the back door at the same time enjoyable, doesn't mean the rest if us can't use it to evoke humour in others. But seriously, i can understand Anal, but that is too far. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 There is a similar reason as to why people marry horses and find taking two men up the back door at the same time enjoyable, doesn't mean the rest if us can't use it to evoke humour in others. But seriously, i can understand Anal, but that is too far. 'FireKnife' Front or back bot makes no real difference to me. Front in preference, why eat at McDonalds, when the Ritz is next door? I'll do it on request,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hang on, haven't we covered this already? Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Yep, but my edit was necessary. Well like i say, at least your not having sex with an animal or being spit roasted nightly, so count your blessings. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 1, Yep, but my edit was necessary. 2, Well like i say, at least your not having sex with an animal or being spit roasted nightly, so count your blessings. 'FireKnife' 1, Agreed. Most necessary. 2, No. Well, not nightly & definitely not bestiality. Not for me. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Stuff only acceptable to those you who do it. For example, you say schiesse porn is acceptable but anal is ok, while I find anal to be nearly as disgusting as the former. Once youve gone past vaginal sex, "normal" is all based on perspective. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 1. Can't be a bit of good humour on Youtube. 2. I am quite worried on knowing that you may have been spit roasted at some point. But yeah anything with animals is just wrong. But i must say i just can't see why people would be so attracted to an animal. Reminds me of a little joke: An out of work musician is asked to do a score for a porn movie. Grudgingly he accepts and makes the score. One night he is told the film is showing at the local adult theater so he goes to see it. He takes a seat next to a middle aged couple who are talking together. They turn and look at him and he says, Don't worry i just wrote the score for this, came to see how it for that. They respond, we understand, our dog features in this scene. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 2. I am quite worried on knowing that you may have been spit roasted at some point. I never said that. Any way, got to go now, 2 of my old pals are coming shortly.............................. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 2 of my old pals are cuming shortly Fixed. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 My minds been ruined. I thought the same thing when he said that...We definitely need to keep the penis jokes to the off topic section...mostly Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Fixed. 'FireKnife' Actually I was about to fix it myself with, 'coming OVER', but as you have beaten me to it. But seriously,,,,,,,,,,,, got to go. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 My minds been ruined Your an airsofter, you have to have a ruined mind in order to run around with sweaty men in a field shooting each other. But yeah i think we should keep this thread and the one in umour for this sort of thing. Can't go invading the main forum with manhood jokes and dodgy sex ideas, that's for Darklite to do. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I still thnk Jin15's "Are you gay" thread was funnier Specially his reaction at my asexuality Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm confused? What are you Guzzi? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 asexual... Link to post Share on other sites
Chimpy Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Are Fireknife and Greg flirting? Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 You should read more of Greg's posts. He *fruitcage*s anything that moves "Stop! He can only see you if you move!" Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Doesn't work, I know that trick. I'll kick you until you move, then *fruitcage* you. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Are Fireknife and Greg flirting? Yes, of course and next month we have a civil partnership ceremony planned But seriously what is your flirting like if you think that is flirting? "Stop! He can only see you if you move!" Nope, pretty sure he may still try then, If they were 18-21, female and hot then i would myself. Think it is more along the lines of if you have a furry coat then he isn't interested, anything else is fair game. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I think we've all heard enough about the sex lives of Greg and Fireknife at this point. Anyone else have something they'd like to complain about? Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm tired of people trying to put an end to Greg and Fireknife's love life. It's allowed now! Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm angry that I have a beeyooootiful M79 and cant use it for 2 weeks :'( Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Moohaha. Sorry, little evil laugh there. Yeah, you guys got a problem with the 'guy love' or something? Nothing wrong with a bit of bromance is there? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 winter vomiting virus. damn thing! got up at 6 AM to go to work, felt rough, puked my guts up just before i left and felt fine after that so i proceeded to go to work. on the way to site i suddenly feel really ill and start puking out of the window. went home after that and spent the rest of the day either in bed or with my head in the toilet. brilliant Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm angry that I have a beeyooootiful M79 and cant use it for 2 weeks :'( Give it to fireknife, he and greg can use it Link to post Share on other sites
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