Seraphim989 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Did i miss something? Actually were did he go, i think i was on my 9 months off period at that point. 'FireKnife' I dunno, but I miss him. What, were you sick with baby? Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Though no, i have 8 people that can atest to me not being one, that isn't showing off, it is just true. Hang on, only 8? Wow... if the self-proclaimed sex pest of Arnie's is only at 8, I feel like such a dirty ho Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 What, were you sick with baby? Damn my time away being the same as pregnancy But no, i hope i never have children. Hang on, only 8? Wow, you talk a lot about nothing... Not really, never boasted on the number of people i have been with, just the things i have done with em But hey, considering my situation 8 is actually good going (just as in i live in the middle of nowhere and keep getting moved around a lot due to parents etc). I feel like such a dirty ho Ok, everyone post your number, see if we can't get Spetz feeling better 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Considering yours is the approximate square root of mine, it may take some doing. I'm off back to the library before my self esteem crashes any further. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Meh, i would rather have 8, on tap for a good few months at a time than 3 or 4 times that for one night each. Nothing against you Spetz just an honet opinion. I may be dirty minded but to me numbers mean nothing, unless you are over 20yrs old and that number is stil 0 in which case seriously 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
White_Rabbit Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 ###### think ill stay out of this one as if i revealed that my angelic credibility would be shattered Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 ###### think ill stay out of this one as if i revealed that my angelic credibility would be shattered You say that like you have some to lose 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Meh, i would rather have 8, on tap for a good few months at a time than 3 or 4 times that for one night each. Nothing against you Spetz just an honet opinion. No offence taken, but cheers for assuming they were all one-offs lol. It's not all that bad, it only works out as 6 a year on average, and been at Uni for nearly 6 years. Very few of my total have been one-night stands; I can't sleep with someone if I don't enjoy their company when we've both got their clothes on, and I never sleep with someone when I'm drunk. Going back on topic, one of the things that irritates me is people that assume because I enjoy sex and have a lot of it, I must be some amoral narcissistic *albatross* who uses women and casts them aside That's all the news that's fit to print anyway. I'll pass you the spotlight back and let you get back to regaling us with your exploits as per Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 No offence taken, but cheers for assuming they were all one-offs lol. Yeah i didn't mean that you were into one night stands, sorry if it came out that way. I have a friend that is obsessed with the whole 'i have had more girls therefore i win' thing to which i always reply 'yes but you have had sex #approximate number# times, that is the least i have had with one person'. I hate to do it but it just winds me up when people assume that numbers make the difference. I'll pass you the spotlight back and let you get back to regaling us with your exploits as per In a way i love and don't love this sort of odd light i have been given, it is true that 99% of the things i have done but after a day on Z1 i realised something this is the forum that really gets it out of me. I found that in the few hours i bothered with that forum i spent most of my time correcting wrongs, being up front, with little humour and making sure i put enough to inform but wasn't too honest as to get banned by the excessive mods. But either way i am what i am, and in my case that is sexually off beat and somewhat eccentric. And that is my rant against myself over, hope you all enjoy it. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
L4byr1nth Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Lets face it, neither of you have ever met a woman, much less managed to lure her back to your scabby student lairs to procreate. All you do is sit in your bedroom on your computer. Fact. I can say this with confidence, no longer being a student and having joined the real world. Ben. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I told you guys! The movement has begun!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 What the hell is that emote? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Rolling around laughing and puking? Odd. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Lets face it, neither of you have ever met a woman, much less managed to lure her back to your scabby student lairs to procreate. As far as I know I've never procreated, and there are laws against Fireknife doing that Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 What the hell is that emote? I have it saved as roflpuke.gif It's probably my favourite emoticon. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 As far as I know I've never procreated, and there are laws against Fireknife doing that I don't think there are. But there *SHOULD* be... I have it saved as roflpuke.gif It's probably my favourite emoticon. That's horrible. Never post it again. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Few Arnie's posts have made me laugh as much as that one did. Very well done Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 That's it. You're on my list of people to end.... You and FireKnife... Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 That's it. You're on my list of people to end.... You and FireKnife... :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: P.S. Still laughing from that post Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 That's it. You're on my list of people to end.... You and FireKnife... Thats a RRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYY short list. Heck, I'm adding you to MY list just for having such a short list (Yes, I'm comparing length, what of it) Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Okay, fine, you two are on the list too.... Sheesh, who'd have thought people would be so eager to come to an unpleasant end, along with all they love? (Oh, and George Lucas and Bill Gates as well) Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Oh, I thought you were talking about me the first time...oh well, you added me in now. I feel socially accepted! Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I'm with South park and Hedge on this one. Why did you rape Indy, George? WHYYYYYYY? Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Star Wars first. MANY TIMES.... Indy only once so far... (Oh yeah, and that Apple guy... He's *SO* on the list.) Link to post Share on other sites
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