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My number one hate is upon me: time.

 

Yes time, that fascinating system that we as humans can never seem to grasp, knowing that in just under a week i will be at the mercy of a sex starved 19yr old who has many tight fitting items for all of 10 days. However until then i have a week, which being a week leading up to something looks more like a month, even a year.

 

Lets just hope it goes by very quickly, then when i return i can again have another wait until i spend 4 days in the best swimming pool and adventure complex i have ever been to in the UK.

 

Damn it time, stop dragging on. :P

 

'FireKnife'

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Right ok, my second biggest hate has struck again.

 

Royal Mail.

 

Why are they the laziest bunch of *fruitcage*, *suitcase* eating, *albatross* loving retards on the planet, how *fruitcage* hard can it be to deliver an item that i have proof was sent out 4 days ago, via 1st Class from a location all of 50 miles away from me. They do take the ###### so much it gets on my nerves, so much for the 90% chance a First Class item will arrive the next day, if not the day after.

 

Usually i would just grin and bear it as it happens so often but i need this item to turn up before i go away for 10 days as if it doesn't i wont be able to get it when it arrives and it will go back to the local sorting office, possibly one of the worst places in the world that a parcel could be.

 

'FireKnife'

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My number one hate is upon me: time.

 

Yes time, that fascinating system that we as humans can never seem to grasp, knowing that in just under a week i will be at the mercy of a sex starved 19yr old who has many tight fitting items for all of 10 days.

 

'FireKnife'

 

What's his name? ;)

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WTF are you doing with a photo of my sister?

 

Erm, nothing :unsure:

 

But either way my ten days of fun have been and gone but if we must have a picture then here:

 

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Like i said it is a good looking 19yr old :P However don't tell her it is on here, she will kill me.

 

'FireKnife'

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Yup, it's just called "Pedigree" these days.

 

I remember it being called Pedigree Chum, but I don't remember the change.

Chum is what you use to attract sharks, isn't it?

 

Perhaps Pedigree is good for that... if they don't turn their noses up at it.

 

What ever happened to Belladonna?

Who's this?

 

 

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