hitmanNo2 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 What is it about supermarkets that make people lose all sense of spacial awareness. It's like as soon as they step through the doors they've got the awareness of a five year old, suddenly in their own little world. They'll randomly pull their trolley out from trying to decide which type of baked beans they want and crash into mine as I'm walking past then look at me as if I've just squashed their dog with a monster truck. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I was stationary today with my baby daughter in her pram (shopping basket on top of the hood), waiting for a bloke to get past. Loads of room for him to get past and he still manages to hit the front wheel of the pram with the back wheel of his trolley. Didn't even look at me or make any gesture to say sorry. Thats what I get for being polite (also the bloke looked as though he was in his late 50's). Also, most of the staff in there that wear a suit or look like a manager, always just cut me up when am trying to turn down into an aisle. The staff stacking the shelves are always polite. Link to post Share on other sites
boomheadshot (infidel) Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Also, most of the staff in there that wear a suit or look like a manager, always just cut me up when am trying to turn down into an aisle. The staff stacking the shelves are always polite. That's because most of the time they think they are a big fish in the ocean, when in fact they are in a big fish in a puddle...flapping about, and failing miserably... Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 It was working in a supermarket while at uni that made me start to think 80% of the population of this country are thick as pig *suitcase* and why I tend to do my shopping at night. (the joys of having 2 24hour supermarkets within 15 minutes walk from my flat). Unfortunatly last saturday I had to go during the day with my 10 week old son in his pram and had a simillar experience to Habakure but with a middle aged woman who tried to act as if it was my fault, a few strong words soon put her straight Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 I hate people. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Yeah, they totally suck. Link to post Share on other sites
kojak Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 The 24-hour Walmarts are the worst; they restock the shelves in the evening by dragging all the merchandise out and pretending that the customers aren't there. I had someone deposit a massive pallet at one end of an isle I was shopping on, when the other end was already blocked, trapping me. On the bright side, you can see some really interesting freaks at Wally World when the sun goes down. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 I hate people. I only hate the living. So far the dead haven't caused me any hassle. But I'm ready for when they start trying to eat my brains.... Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Rant:- Realising you ordered a bunch of new pouches and noticing that one of them is od, instead of being ranger green, doh. Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 that must be annoying what pouch? Link to post Share on other sites
danielsilva Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Rant: Not being able to come here or play airsoft for the last couple of months .... goddam recession making me work overtime ... Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 least you have money, dam being skint. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 My rant: Why does the girl i am with have to let the dog stay in the same room as her, it is really hard to get anywhere when every move wakes the dog up leading it to jump up on the bed and snuggle up, grrrr 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I only hate the living. So far the dead haven't caused me any hassle. But I'm ready for when they start trying to eat my brains.... Nope, hate them too, I got held up in traffic yesterday because of some dead guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Its the radio pouch, so not that bad but still annoying. Rant:- Strange lower middle to the left back pain. Not enough for pain killers, but definitly painful enough to make me sit funny (Like Steven Seagal after a run). Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Nope, hate them too, I got held up in traffic yesterday because of some dead guy. I'd call you an insensitive, disrespectful *albartroth*, but you'd probably be proud of it. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 If the shoe fits... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 ....then wear it? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 or beat a hobo with it. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Then nick his shoe, that way you have normal shoe and hobo shoe and you are on your way to stardom. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Brick Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 I once worked in a Path lab, dead people were holding us up all the time....... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 That would be quite terrifying. Being robbed at gunpoint by a corpse....multiple times ha ha Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Yeah man, dead people are so selfish. I find they can be really smug about having seen the end of war too. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Why do funerals need to go so slow? It's not like the corpse is taking in the view or ambiance. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 It's traditional. Something to do with a largely outdated idea called respect. Back in the day no one would consider overtaking a funeral cortège. Link to post Share on other sites
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