FireKnife Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 True, it does. But hey we all know mine 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 If you really must, take the rails off first. Link to post Share on other sites
aznriptide859 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 What has been visualized in my head cannot be un-visualized. T_T Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Actually should I be worried considering how much you liked my accent the other night? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Yes of course, but with a big pond between you and him i am sure you are safe 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
White_Rabbit Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 pictures to prove it ? Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Don't worry about your bleeding *albartroth*, mine does it all the time. You can get surgery but all a pile is is a varicose vain in your bum. Itches though. Good luck. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 pictures to prove it ? Yeah, luckily Fireknife's right: Link to post Share on other sites
White_Rabbit Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 I meant pictures of Riptides bleeding anus but that will do for now lol Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 I may have to sig that. Link to post Share on other sites
White_Rabbit Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 lol Link to post Share on other sites
aznriptide859 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 I don't know what I'm laughing my *albatross* off about, but I'm laughing my *albatross* off. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Literally? That could be causing the bleeding... Link to post Share on other sites
aznriptide859 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Probably. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 I don't know why but after today the though of someone try to airsoft with a bleeding anus just cheers me up Anyway, my rant: Getting sent a letter from the 'Safety Camera Department' of Pontypridd asking for my details for prosecution and a claim i was doing 40 in a 30mph area. The only issues i have is that one i was doing 30 in that area (in fact 27 as speedometer is 3mph short) and two i was overtaken by a speeding van that may have set off the camera. Just to make it even worse i can't appeal against this apparently so looks like i have no choice but to keep quiet, think '*fruitcage* stupid government cash box and its *rickroll* head owners', take my points and pay my fine. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 it's been bleeding nonstop for the past 12 hours. This is getting irritating/embarrassing fast, since I walked out of the doctor's office w/ blood on my pants... Tampons dude. Link to post Share on other sites
aznriptide859 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 If it makes you feel better I've been sticking gauze between my *albatross* cheeks. Link to post Share on other sites
mimesis Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Enough already. Swiftly cauterize with your airsoft soldering iron, and move on. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Get RenegadeCow to make you a new *albatross* out of PVC? Link to post Share on other sites
danielsilva Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Ask Magpul to make you a tactical tampon ... Anyway not much of a rant but ... Just finished watching Attack the Block, do you REALLY talk like that ?!?! My English isn't perfect but i was watching that thing and after 10 mins i was still trying to decide if i had downlo.... bought the movie with the right sound track or i had some kind of Russian bootleg. Dang bruv! Link to post Share on other sites
Xaccers Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Dad knew someone with a wooden bum. When he was a technical draughtsman in the 70s an old boy walked past with a particularly large backside. Dad grabbed his yard long rule and thwapped the backside. It went "thunk" which backsides shouldn't do. Turns out the old boy was in the war using the latrines when Gerry attacked, threw a grenade which landed in the latrine and exploded as he dove for cover, removing his butt cheeks. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 O...kay... Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Anyway, my rant: Getting sent a letter from the 'Safety Camera Department' of Pontypridd asking for my details for prosecution and a claim i was doing 40 in a 30mph area. The only issues i have is that one i was doing 30 in that area (in fact 27 as speedometer is 3mph short) and two i was overtaken by a speeding van that may have set off the camera. Just to make it even worse i can't appeal against this apparently so looks like i have no choice but to keep quiet, think '*fruitcage* stupid government cash box and its *rickroll* head owners', take my points and pay my fine. 'FireKnife' Why can't you appeal against it? You could simply ignore it and not pay. They only have the resources to chase up like a third of the people who don't pay. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 in the UK you ALWAYS have the right to appeal, they won't bother sending anyone, you'll win by default. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Why can't you appeal against it? You could simply ignore it and not pay. They only have the resources to chase up like a third of the people who don't pay. Because it is a straight fine, i have no appeal against it according to the company and yes they may not have the resources to catch me 2 out of 3 times, but it is a £2000 fine and loss of my license if they do, in a toss up between that and £50-60 i would rather the latter. But hey, what i want to know is what happened to the van that overtook me when i was within the speed limit, am i paying for some *fruitcage*wit van drivers mistake? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
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