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I'm a non-drinker as well sadly.

 

FireKnfe, I'd settle for getting chased by kiddies with springers at this point.

 

If you want i could come show you how to properly use a handgun, then chase and shoot you with one :P

 

If it was you in his situation I'd be wondering how you knew about that as Michigan isn't a southern state

 

I have my sources, and a lot of was to find info out :P

 

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The worst is people that stand in doorways that people both enter and exit frequently, like those at fast food establishments, then have the audacity to look at you funny when you ask them to move. Last time this happen the bloke pushed me back and told me to 'stop being so *fruitcage* -ing impatient', i just grabbed him and smacked him into the door, a very rare sight for me, even laying a hand on someone else but this was possibly my worst day and i thought someone else should help me feel better, plus i was hardly going to cause this guy to lose many brain cells, if he had any to lose.

 

'FireKnife'

 

I like to go to Bluewater in the weeks before xmas and walk at a reasonable speed in a straight line.

I think on a good day that I can barge 40 to 50 ignorant *rickrolls* out of the way.

My wife doesn't think it is funny but she has that British thing where she can't be assertive in case people think she is impolite.

 

I don't

 

If I am being held up by somebody I will say "excuse me". If they ignore me I can see my wife get tense even before the words "get out of my way asshat" spring from my lips.

 

I am proud to be a misanthrope.

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My wife doesn't think it is funny but she has that British thing where she can't be assertive in case people think she is impolite.

 

Same with the GF, i just wait until she isn't looking then barge through them, or do one of those kind of PMC dragging a VIP through a crowd under fire, it works so well and nobody gets that annoyed as they are too British :P

 

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The local NHS. I had to sit for five *fruitcage* hours, and that after having to WALK to the clinic for half a *fruitcage* hour because those *fruitcage*wads from Transit Authority absolutely *fruitcage*ed up the routes and schedules of anything going near the clinic, with a 100F fever. Viral infection, whole week off-work, at least the meds work and I'm not limited to turning from one side of the bed to the other.

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he doesnt do being threatened by dickheads well.

 

Who does :P

 

And my wife just managed to jam the laser printer with a sanitary towel.

 

What was she printin on it? This way up? The day she uses it on? Already colour it red? :P

 

Mine has to be sitting here at work knowing that about 25 metres away from me is my car and in the boot, hidden under a couple of jackets is a box and inside that is pistol number 50, it pains me so, so much :(

 

Luggage everywhere...?!!

 

Could have been feces? Not sure which is worse :D

 

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my rant of the day, separate water taps.

 

who the hell thought 2 separate taps instead of a single mixer tap was a good idea? you start with arctic water, get about 5 seconds worth of pleasant water and then it's as if it's been heated in the fires of Mt. doom and theres nothing you can do to cool it down.

 

the main reason for this rant is that today i went to wash my hands, turned on the hot tap, immediately put my hand under it and was instantly treated to kettle water. no joke, it was pretty much boiling, my hand was covered in red blotches and that tingly burn feeling for a good hour or so.

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I know what people mean but at the house i am in at the moment you have basically got one tap that puts out artic cold water while the other is blisteringly hot. The amount of time i have wasted trying to fill the sink evenly so i have water that is the right temperature is a lot. Though the shower is similar, it is either cold or hot and has one little point where it is acceptable, but if you go above or below that point it burns :P

 

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my rant of the day, separate water taps.

 

who the hell thought 2 separate taps instead of a single mixer tap was a good idea? you start with arctic water, get about 5 seconds worth of pleasant water and then it's as if it's been heated in the fires of Mt. doom and theres nothing you can do to cool it down.

 

the main reason for this rant is that today i went to wash my hands, turned on the hot tap, immediately put my hand under it and was instantly treated to kettle water. no joke, it was pretty much boiling, my hand was covered in red blotches and that tingly burn feeling for a good hour or so.

 

If you look in the bottom of the sink you will find a device called a plug.

Use the plug to prevent the water from getting out of the sink then run the hot tap.

The cold bit, warm bit and hot bit will add together in the sink to make an average of a nice sink full of warm water.

Wash your hands in the warm water.

Pull out the plug.

 

My wife just managed to jam the laser printer with a sanitary towel.

 

Laugh?

I shat myself.

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If you look in the bottom of the sink you will find a device called a plug.

Use the plug to prevent the water from getting out of the sink then run the hot tap.

The cold bit, warm bit and hot bit will add together in the sink to make an average of a nice sink full of warm water.

Wash your hands in the warm water.

Pull out the plug.

 

But that takes more than 10secs for some, which is five times longer than they can be still for at any one time :P

 

Me i just wash my hands in the way you put, great excuse to fill up those extra mins at work 'i was following standards of cleanliness and safety' :P

 

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But that takes more than 10secs for some, which is five times longer than they can be still for at any one time :P

 

Me i just wash my hands in the way you put, great excuse to fill up those extra mins at work 'i was following standards of cleanliness and safety' :P

 

'FireKnife'

 

 

Reminds me of when I worked at the casino. The toilets had liquid soap in them.

 

The female toilets had a yellowy clear coloured one a full 3 months after we had run out of yellowy clear soap refills and moved on to the new pink stuff.

 

 

Warnings were handed out to them all for that, that's how the male staff found out about it.

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That depends if you enjoy feeling like you're pissing a mixture of battery acid and razor blades

 

Don't remind me, last time it was a *badgeress* to get rid of :P

 

However i meant as in looks normal but in the bedroom the 'ideas' all come out ;)

 

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