hitmanNo2 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Surprised they didn't finish with. 'You can trust me. I'm a lawyer' or something ha ha. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Trust me, I'm a scientist. Yeap, on that other forum that has it's uses but also has it's 'Mother Nature just *suitcase* her panties' moments. Link to post Share on other sites
AceOfSkulls Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 You should Say youll send half then once he sends you a picture of it painted youll send the rest. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Oh forgot to mention, what he offered (price) was way to low. I mean 50% of the pice I advertised. Cheeky cheeky. Edit:- Also, it doesn't separate into two parts (mac11). Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 You can separate anything into two parts. They just might not go back together again without copious amounts of glue ha ha. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Personally I would have told him to go *fruitcage* himself Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_XIII Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Why not just chuck it in a tin of luminous green paint (internals and magazine all in) and send it to him. I *NEED* to get out of this place. Seriously, I just wish that my manager would accidentally fall into an industrial shredder. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Wild_XIII, does your workplace actually have one of those? All I could use is the golf carts, and usually I get hit by them instead of doing the hitting. Allergy season, blargh... Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_XIII Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I work in IT at a hospital so unfortunately not. The best I can hope for is for him to accidentally fall into a pit of dirty needles. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I don't know. I've watched Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. Hospitals seem pretty dangerous to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 She's broccoli . . . . Link to post Share on other sites
ollie_ty Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I don't know. I've watched Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. Hospitals seem pretty dangerous to me. IM A ONE TRACK LOVER, DOWN A TWO WAY LANE Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 IM A ONE TRACK LOVER, DOWN A TWO WAY LANE SUCKIN ON MY TAILPIIIIIPE Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Your *albartroth* is grass and I'm the lawnmoer, ya dig? Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 You and he were..... BUDDIES, weren't you? Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I saw Matt Berry (twice) at a pub in Embankment.. he was on the phone and I overheard "Well I'm stood out here like an *albatross*hole" in that amazing voice I ruined it, didn't I. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Nope, I have no feelings of being ruined. None what so ever. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Damn thing's come alive in my hand. Filing cabinet. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I have no idea what's going on here. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I have no idea what's going on here. You're not alone. I'm scared. Hold me, scorch? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 As long as touching me won't make me spontaneously break. I've heard stories. Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 "Thanks for this Sanch, I owe you a beer." *Slams down phone* *Picks it up* "Actually Sanch I just realised you owe me one so we're quits." Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 As long as touching me won't make me spontaneously break. I've heard stories. No garuntees, no warranties, no refunds. /Me pokes scorch on the nose. BOOP! Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Laaaaaaanaaaaaaa! Link to post Share on other sites
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