scorch Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 I didn't. I can't go round slapping people, no matter how much they deserve it. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 I didn't. I can't go round slapping people, no matter how much they deserve it. Surely the manly way is to punch right? Though agreed on some people deserving it, just to bad they haven't invented a legal device that allows you to administer physical violence on the *tortilla chip* in the executive Audi in front, driving like a donkey on heat. Plus guns are too final, I don't want them dead, just sufficiently aware that others think they are being a tit. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 That's what Tasers are for, until the daily heil hear about it and get their knickers in a knot... Edit, speaking of which, I'm off to work now! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 Which bit about that reminds you that you are going to work? Tasers, Daily Fail or knickers? Plus Tasers don't have the range when driving. Not really sure what, perhaps a system where every car has a slightly electrified or jab seat that other people can activate via your number plate and sat nav? If you use it however people can have you done for assault so may need to couple it with a dashboard camera. Ergo, evidence and reasoning for administered punishment in one go with a potential to stop abuse of the system? Not perfected by any means and might not be an even remotely good idea but I would like to see all Audi executive models, corporate vans and inner-city buses fitted with them. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Stuey Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 Yeah, electrocuting someone while they're driving sounds like a great idea. Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 Might improve some of the drivers in my area !! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 Yeah, electrocuting someone while they're driving sounds like a great idea. To be honest I think some already drive like that anyway. But then also by that logic it gets them off the road? Might take someone else with them which is not good at all. (note if anyone is taking this seriously or thinks I am taking this seriously, what is wrong with you?) 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 I think all cars should have the drivers airbag removed and replaced with a spike !! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 I think all cars should have the drivers airbag removed and replaced with a spike !! As much as test were carried out based on fear reactions that such a design would improve ones driving ability, morally it is still a no. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted July 26, 2014 Report Share Posted July 26, 2014 I would like a light on a car, that let's you know if a driver has lifted off the accelerator. Just so you know when to do the same or perhaps even brake. Person did it today on the M6, they must have dropped 10mph, in a very short distance, as they came at us like a bat sneezing. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Which bit about that reminds you that you are going to work? Tasers, Daily Fail or knickers? All, I'm working in the centre of blackpool (just finished actually), and had reports of the first, seen the last, and will hear about the first in the second next week! Again. And again. And again. The fail hate Tasers. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 The Fail hates everything. Well everything except pictures of 14yr olds in school uniform. They even contradict themselves at least once a year. Best being the 'disgust' they had at faked pictures of soldiers tourturing prisoners. Didn't stop them running the pictures they knew were fake, going on about a bit of 'just desserts' for the non-white people involved. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 It's a *fruitcage* evil paper. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 It's a *fruitcage* evil paper. Well, there's a reason people call it "The Daily Heil". Also, the AC machine is running on full blast while displaying 29 degrees Celsius on the internal thermometer. And I'm supposed to spend two and a half more hours in this goddamn dump. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 I am riddled with sickness. Send help. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 I shall post a packet of Lockets to you. But given the last few deliveries from the Post Office don't expect them to appear until after you are much better. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 Situation dire. I have just run out of strepsils. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 The end is nigh scorch. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 Quick, use the girlfriend to get more. That is what they are there for right? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 No girlfriend care package available, as I am stuck at work. (because I'm a grown *albatross* man, not a little sissy *badgeress* who takes days off lightly) Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 Just like to spread your disease, spreading the love of the illness one day at a time. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 If you have it, why shouldn't everyone else have it? Though girlfriend care packages help but it does mean that when you get help they obviously expect it in return later on. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 I got the throat aids from the girl at work. So only right that I come to work. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 I got the throat aids from the girl at work. So only right that I come to work. Oh so many things I could put about that comment . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 Oh so many things I could put about that comment . 'FireKnife' Most of which would be so very predictable. Link to post Share on other sites
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