shmook Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Seems to be direct and to the point! Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 How about 'soldier failed to aclimatise to the expected tempo of the course in suitible time to achieve the expected results that would ensure in a passing grade' Or that he is 'Struggling Hitting Individual Targets' Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Corrado cig lighter doesnae work, cap'n! Fuse is shared by electric spoiler and sunroof, which both work. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Corrosion in the bottom of it? Had that with a couple of fords. Hint, don't use wire wool in it with the battery connected... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Bad earth? Jake Blues threw it out of the window? Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Burnt myself a couple of weeks ago. Blister burst when I was doing some lifting at work. Keep catching the *fruitcage* scab on everything and it keeps bleeding. Needs to breathe to heal but can't leave it uncovered at work given I'm in the food and drinks industry. Might have to amputate... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Five step plan: 1. Tear off all scabs 2. Apply tincture of Iodine liberally to the area (this will *fruitcage* hurt). 3. Apply superglue to the area. 4. ?????? 5. Profit A bang-up-to-date medical paper from 1919: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1523601/ Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 squats are the devil. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 What stunt said. Again! I always rip blisters off when I get them, they heal far faster. Iodine makes you scream like a little *badgeress* though... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Tears I have shed on many occasions. Iodine is horrible but it works. Did you know it kills MRSA? Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I read that somewhere actually a while ago. We also used to use it to purify water in Africa. Tastes horrible at first, but you get used to it. The little pills you can get that are supposed to remove the taste of it don't work though, just bin them! Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 More bike trouble. I think it's water somewhere in the electrics. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 "If it's got tits or an engine, it will be trouble." Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Too *fruitcage* right mate. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I tried surgical TCP. And almost bit my tongue off. Link to post Share on other sites
gisburn20 Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I just use superglue, stings like a son of a gun but I cant be doing with plasters on my hands (makes delicate work very fiddly) and I get cut quite a lot off of the inside of our machines, I'm convinced that some bugger at Konica is paid to sharpen the edges of the frames! Jim. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 At induction for my new job at their head office in cambridge. The coffee is *suitcase*. I think I've made a terrible mistake... D: Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I tried surgical TCP. And almost bit my tongue off. Must be working then At induction for my new job at their head office in cambridge. The coffee is *suitcase*. I think I've made a terrible mistake... D: Just make your own, one cup at a time: http://artistrycoffee.co.uk/shop/proddetail.php?prod=D0014&gclid=CO6s4JuI5MQCFeHMtAodjlQAUA Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I am the only person in my department in today.The 16 mug coffee pot is so very tempting to be filled for one guy. In the words of PT staff the world over.."Stand by... GO!" Link to post Share on other sites
Pdubyuh Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Do it you'll be like Fry after his 100 cups Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Had two mugs, got a sweat on, then wandered the lines like a coffee gremlin offering it out to people.It's *fruitcage* 25.6 degrees all up in here. The Quartermaster is issueing summer clothing.**He isn't. There isn't even enough boots for everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 The QM is making a mental note to issue summer clothing, he will action that mental note in November. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 stunt: this was induction at head office. god awful bunn double boiler thing, didn't look like it'd been cleaned in the last 12 months... I've an aeropress and a wee plastic pourover stand i'll be taking with me to work proper Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Good work. I don't like coffee but if you love something then you have to have the gear. Right? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Good work. I don't like coffee but if you love something then you have to have the gear. Right? This. I have just bought TAG rounds for my grenade launcher, because God damn do I like blowing *suitcase* up. Link to post Share on other sites
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