Cannonfodder80 Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 They can take whatever parts they want from me as I won't be needing them, but as I smoke, drink too much and have a *suitcase* diet so I don't know how much will be useful. What's left I thinking I want given to a medical college to help train doctors You need duct tape then... I prefer the old "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 Scotch is a good shout. Any favourite distilleries? Mine is Jura.Also Jura ( Superstition) and Ardbeg ( I believe, Gaelic is fun but hard to remember) I like them soft and smooth. Like woman's skin. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 When I drank I enjoyed a Lagavulin. I actually didn't tick eyes on my donor form - I'm very squeamish about eyes.Of course, in a rational world, I know that's stupid. I should change it - after all, I'll be dead at the time and won't be inconvenienced by what happens to my lifeless corpse.Back to blood, though - apparently in Sweden or somewhere, they send donors a text whenever their blood is used, so you know that you just helped save someone who was in a car crash, or getting a lung transplant or whatever. We could do with such a system here. Or they can send you a text when your blood gives someone Hepatitis. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 They test blood for infections before using it. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 They might not want my vocal chords though- with operation number 13 on Monday those things are basically held together by scar tissue and prayer at this point. Jesus. You must have a voice like a landslide at a gravel pit. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 They test blood for infections before using it. They do now; from 1970 to 1991 the NHS gave over 1,500 people HIV and 32,000 people Hepatitis. I was mentioning it because he government wants to cut the victim's payments. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 So the 100% CNC L4G19 I ordered got lost a couple of weeks ago, only just seen the message as didn't come through my email. He doesn't have any more 100% CNC ones so I have to settle for a stupid 80% one until I can sort an actual mount. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 Jesus. You must have a voice like a landslide at a gravel pit. He does, check the old Arnie's chat-ups on YT. Anyway, the weather's *suitcase* and I just crapped out a report for that training I had in Brussels last week. Turns out the EC threw some more spanners in the works and there's no way in hell we can adapt without reworking half of the goddamn things. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Best cure for a hangover is coffee and a good sweat. If I drink way way way too much I puke a lot and the next day nothing feels good. Food, drink, tobacco, anything makes me feel worse. If you want to sober up fast eat mint leaves. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Surely coffee is counter productive as it's a diuretic and your brain needs all that water. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 I periodically have a voice like I've been deep throating a chainsaw, yes. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Caffeine is a diuretic - coffee is not. The dehydrating effect of the caffeine is offset by the water in the coffee. However, it's not a good way to deal with dehydration due to a hangover or other cause. Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Irn Bru is great for hangovers, I've found - Perks you up, settles the stomach (esp if flat). Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Yeah but it tastes like week old . Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Victoria Wood and Prince dead. 2016 man, it's a hell of a year. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I know it's crazy.. Seriously what is happening recently?! Sooner were through this year the better it seems! :/ Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I hate being right, but I called it. We're losing greats. 57 is no age to go. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 We are of an age where our childhood heroes (who were 25 to 35 years older than us) are all going to start dying. Don't worry, it'll stop when they run out. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Percy sledge dead now too. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 And the PG Tips Chimp. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 China died aswell Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Ran out of fuel in Hull. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 No bacon in my corner shop. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 12 page stock report to go through. Snoozeville. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Tapatalk keeps crashing on my iPhone for no apparent reason.. To the internetz! Bloody phone, can't wait to change it! Link to post Share on other sites
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