FireKnife Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 But only when being chased by a fake T-72 down the streets of Pinewood Studios . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 So, our new (ish) blender packed in tonight. Smoke poured out, hot casing, general electrical fault. The usual. Wife said "But it will be fine tomorrow for my smoothie, won't it?" (She's on a health kick for holidays, meh.) I said no, do not use under any circumstance. I got a muttered reply. Asked if she would use it anyway, and she said "it will be fine for a few minutes". It's now locked In the garage, sans plug. She got a 10 minute lecture on electrical fires, and how we would lose the house. No doubt her life and the life of our 2 year old for gambling with a *fruitcage* smoothie. Start mentioning dead kids, and women switch the *fruitcage* on. And I still feel like a twat for having to do that. Fuuuuuuuuuu... Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Gotta be done though buddy, some people don't put logic in there sometimes! Not cool on losing the blender though! Is it within warranty? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Yep, warranty will be sorting it this weekend Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 So, our new (ish) blender packed in tonight. Smoke poured out, hot casing, general electrical fault. The usual. Wife said "But it will be fine tomorrow for my smoothie, won't it?" (She's on a health kick for holidays, meh.) I said no, do not use under any circumstance. I got a muttered reply. Asked if she would use it anyway, and she said "it will be fine for a few minutes". It's now locked In the garage, sans plug. She got a 10 minute lecture on electrical fires, and how we would lose the house. No doubt her life and the life of our 2 year old for gambling with a *fruitcage* smoothie. Start mentioning dead kids, and women switch the *fruitcage* on. And I still feel like a twat for having to do that. Fuuuuuuuuuu... Nutri Ninja is the way forward. Also, this is as bad as my Mrs getting the bucket of water that had collected all the water below our broken sink and carefully pouring it down the sink to get rid of it. The same sink. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Literally speechless. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Nutri Ninja is the way forward. Also, this is as bad as my Mrs getting the bucket of water that had collected all the water below our broken sink and carefully pouring it down the sink to get rid of it. The same sink. I saw that happen on a site years ago. The plumber was fuming as it filled his boots... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I had something similar at work but I specifically told someone not to use the sink as it was leaking. They said OK. 2 mins later they had filled up the sink and water was flooding the floor. 'Do you have a towel or something?' No mate...Bye. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Quiz time. You go to the restaurant in your hotel and order a ham and cheese sandwich with chips. It arrives and is delicious. The question is: How long does the sandwich take to arrive? Hint: Jambu Kenya. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 5 sunrises before you odered it and you invented the time machine and/or are drunk? Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 20 minutes? Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I'm going to guess 7 minutes 14 seconds. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I'm going for an hour. Or tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Wait, we're missing something vital! I can feel it. Kenya... cheese..... Ham.... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 2 hours and 12 minutes. Ordered at 18:48, at 21:00 I said "*fruitcage* this, I'm going to bed" and it showed up. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Wow... That's pretty poor. What was their excuse? Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 bet it was lions. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 The bar girl said she sent the chef out to get more rolls and he never came back. Probably lions. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Wait - the bar girl sent the *chef* out to get supplies? The chain of command in that restaurant is a bit upside down.... Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 LIONS. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Africa got themselves some lions Maddest place I've ever been to. Got kicked out of a bar in Nairobi because we were white and we were about to die as the residents decided to go on a stabbing spree. A life experience, is Africa. Would also go back in a heartbeat. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 Did you bless so that it rains down in Africa? Edited for lyrics clarity. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 Always! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 Ok so in the last week I have learned that at least half the UK airsoft shops are a poor excuse for a business. I have had one not reply to my emails, one that hasn't got a proper stock update, one that tells me an item is in when it isn't and finally one that is just over-priced and ignores my emails. So much for me finding magazines for the gun I am after, but ah well, made me learn to just strike said shops of my list of places to buy ever again . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 Black MSK PMAGS, Y u so hard to find in stock? Link to post Share on other sites
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