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*Drops Subject*

 

*Subject falls on my foot*

 

*P!sslips*

 

Anywho, The majority of my school are retards.

 

 

I counldn't care less for them really.

 

Rant: People who are ready to come to blows over one post.

 

(With the exeption of trolling posts)

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NO ONE CARES. It's school, it's dull and ######. You get thorugh it and enter real life. Stop dragging the rest of us back. I left ten years ago, I really don't want to hear about how school is still dull. I KNOW. It always has been, always will be. Deal with it.

 

:zorro:

Truth.

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Kids. Anyone under 18 needs to shut up and get their homework done. We don't care about anything you have to say. We don't care that you get a lot of homework. We don't care that you have to go to school. In fact, we think you don't get enough homework. And you should be at school 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year.

 

:zorro:

 

 

i agree i just finished my 11 years of school yet i feel i did not have enough education......only reason im not doing anymore is i feel the millitary is more useful to me....

 

my rant is people quoting others DIRECTLY UNDER the first post!!! WHY WE CAN ALL *FRUITCAGING* READ FOR *FRUITCAGE* SAKES!!

 

and another thing is my boss i hate him he is useless and does not have a clue!!! GRRRR!!!

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The Lottery

 

6 rants about this, actually...

 

1 - 'Lotto'. What a wank name. Sorry, I'll never call it Lotto, because it's The Lottery. And yes, I do still call 'Starburst' sweets Opal Fruits, because that name was better too.

 

2 - The sticker behind the balls when they roll out is misaligned. There's a spot on it for each ball, it's the same size as each ball, but the balls roll down the channel further than the beginning of the sticker. Thus, it's totally pointless. So why's it there, other than to annoy you?

 

3 - Why are there so many games? I want to play The Lottery, thanks, not Lotto Extra or Thunderball. No, I don't want a free scratchcard, either. I just want to sit down in front of the TV for 5 mins and watch 7 balls be drawn from a machine, and then see if I've won. Which reminds me...

 

4 - The half-hour-long programs. Why? I want to see if I've won, not have to endure some second-rate gameshow hosted by some inexplicably-popular camp presenter that's in some way loosely-connected to The Lottery. Just cut to the chase, already!

 

5 - Cheering. The ball comes out of the machine, and the audience cheers. Why? Surely not everyone in the audience has every balls on every ticket? No. So why do they all cheer then? If they're told to, then why? What point does it serve? None at all. So shut the hell up already.

 

6 - Pointless facts. "Which reminds me...!" - no, mate, you're reading it off a screen. So stop trying to appear smart, and stop reeling off pointless factoids every time a ball is drawn.

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People who make a thread about whining, and then whine about people whining in it... ;)

 

Also, the lottery thing...

 

The f**k who used to host it (dunno if he still does) who also did a breakfast show. has a really grating voice. Has recently gone gray. Can't remember his name, but he really needs to be shot. I hate his voice.

 

And yes, the 'show' is pointless, as is the god awful name, and I now don't even buy a ticket.

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I hate Limewire and porn, for 2 reasons:

 

1 - When you want porn, you end up with mostly duplicate stuff. You get the same files again, and again, and again, all under different goddamn names.

 

2 - I just searched for classic comedies 'The Day Today' and 'Peep Show'. I was greeted with an orgy (literally) of 'Fisting in shower - REAL!' and 'Girl Squirt Her Juices All Over The Place'. But did I find any British comedy programs? No. Not one. The 'peep show' search even gave me what claimed to be the genuine Tubgirl video. Ack.

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I hate it when games that should be great, aren't.

 

For example, remember Starship Troopers? Looked great, didn't it? Well, the demo that I just wasted 10mins on would say otherwise - lo-res textures, blocky models, cr*p performance, no AI, uninspiring mission objectives, a sound problem (for me, anyway) and jerky movie clips.

 

What a load of sh*t - this one's straight off my 'to buy' list.

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