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beware rant to follow!

 

moterists that are intent upon killing me. yes i ride a bike a fair amount of the time so sue me not try and kill me. on that note people who drive to things like the corner shop which is about a minutes walk from where they are, get off your bums you lazy gits! stop killing the enviroment!

 

anything remotely mircosoft! nuff said really

 

mates who think its GAY to go play with plastic guns which fire lil balls of plastic and the fact i spend so much money on it. well i am not like you i have a HOBBY!

 

people who think its is offensive to call me names and swear at me, no i am not 10, i do not find being called gay offensive i am not so why should i be offended? yes i have a pony tail, do i give a toss what you think?

 

townies/chavs grow up please, yes you may think it is cool to tuck your socks into your addidas trousers but i do not. will you still be doing that when you are 20 no you will not so grow up! and their hats WHY a hat is designed to go on your head not hang half way on and off at a 90 degree angle!

 

christmas should start on the 1st of Dec. not in Oct.

 

people who refuse to buy me anything airsoft because they do not like it and it is too expensive for them to afford. look i spend most of the money i have at christams on you and buying expensive gifts because i am not tight! i spend my birthday money on you as i just happens to be close to christmas. so the lest you can do is get me something decent that i actually want!

 

clever people......no wait i evny them not hate them!

 

think thats enough for now

i feel soooo much better

:)

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beware rant to follow!

 

moterists that are intent upon killing me. yes i ride a bike a fair amount of the time so sue me not try and kill me. on that note people who drive to things like the corner shop which is about a minutes walk from where they are, get off your bums you lazy gits! stop killing the enviroment!

 

anything remotely mircosoft! nuff said really

 

mates who think its GAY to go play with plastic guns which fire lil balls of plastic and the fact i spend so much money on it. well i am not like you i have a HOBBY!

 

people who think its is offensive to call me names and swear at me, no i am not 10, i do not find being called gay offensive i am not so why should i be offended? yes i have a pony tail, do i give a toss what you think?

 

townies/chavs grow up please, yes you may think it is cool to tuck your socks into your addidas trousers but i do not. will you still be doing that when you are 20 no you will not so grow up! and their hats WHY a hat is designed to go on your head not hang half way on and off at a 90 degree angle!

 

christmas should start on the 1st of Dec. not in Oct.

 

people who refuse to buy me anything airsoft because they do not like it and it is too expensive for them to afford. look i spend  most of the money i have at christams on you and buying expensive gifts because i am not tight! i spend my birthday money on you as i just happens to be close to christmas. so the lest you can do is get me something decent that i actually want!

 

clever people......no wait i evny them not hate them!

 

think thats enough for now

i feel soooo much better

:)

 

Heh, I agree with every one!

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moterists that are intent upon killing me. yes i ride a bike a fair amount of the time so sue me not try and kill me. on that note people who drive to things like the corner shop which is about a minutes walk from where they are, get off your bums you lazy gits! stop killing the enviroment!

 

Im not trying to kill any bikers they are trying to kill themselves.

Im not talking about you. Yes it is a good idea to cycle instead.

But in England the laws for bikes are good. But in Sweden they suck.

People cycle on the wrong f"cking side of the road and cars try to run over me

like you said their only going to the shop of wich is only 600 meters away

and can easily be walked or cycled. But still for my sake and the world's sake

cycle on the right side of the road.

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OOOOOOOoooooooh a ranting thread.

 

Ive only got one thing to say.....those PS2 adverts. I think SCEE dont even care anymore, the golfers and the pornstars, the ventriloquists and the other ones who i cant be ######ED to mention, what are they ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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I hate airsoft... the fat gits running around with 'little plastic guns' Their not REAL men!

 

Only Paintballing has that effect... the men there... more radical elements of raw testosterone than a well hung dyslexic girrafe pumped up with enough steroids to make Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen look like Arnie. *And breath out*

 

And i digress from my main points!

 

I hate Classic army, ICS, Systema, Marui... Well LTD is the one true GOD of airsoft.

And Oakley, Bolle? Who needs them when you can use your contact lenses to deflect naked! Hell, i dont even bother wearing ma' skin some days!!

 

And pensions? Whats that all about? Who needs them? I wont want one!! I say raise taxes and keep blunket!! Bring back Stalin and create a 4th Reich of the North East Austro-British-RuskyHungarian Empire!

 

 

{Just in case you were wondering, if anybody in the world believes in ANY of the above, i will personaly volenteer to burn down their house :lol:!!}

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things I hate

1. Those people that wear there pants down to their knees, and THEN have to buy a shirt 4X as big as there normal size to cover up there legs, boxers, balls, and what ever else that is hanging down there :P. I thought that in prision, when you wear your pants down it meant you had a boyfriend?

2. That kid thats always in the bathroom talking to people on his phone saying things like "So you'll have the stuff Monday, I'll come pick it up before your mom comes home" I have a feeling that there not talking about baked goods.

3. Those ingnorant people on my block, not gonna explain just check the thread

4. Pepsi,ugggghhhhh dont get me started

5. My old selective hearing gym coach that always yelled at me for no reason

Thats about it

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Squirrels. They may be the stars of certain classic Rareware video games, but the little b*****ds that chew the f**k out of the bird-feeders in my garden...

 

Plastic, wood, wire mesh...whatever you make them out of, they still get chewed to buggery. It's just convenient that I have a good overview of the main bird feeder from my bedroom window, which opens quite wide...wide enough to point an AEG out of anyway (yes, I live in the middle of nowhere, by the way)... :D

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thats why I'm tryin to get one ;):D My neighbors loved me with the little whizzing of My Boys. Lets se how the like Full metal green gas goodness!

Edited by crandall13

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Another thing

 

torches i hate them!

i do abit of hikeing and i walk the dog every night, but why oh why do people need to use torches. do they not realise that you can actually see at night if you allow your eyes to get acustomed to the dark. they enjoy shineing their bright lights in your face too. WHY oh WHY!

i don't mind them of you want to look at something closely but why just randomly point it any where? and for tactical use their fine.

 

im sure i will think of more!

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People who think that airsoft guns are weapons annoy me. There are trillions of better things to use as weapons then something that shoots little plastic balls. They have no problems with knives, crowbars, axes, chainsaws etc. but a little toy gun... thats evil.

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"qoute from MAG, mothers against guns" O no a 30000.442 mm fully atoumatic Bazooka "Me " No it's a Super socker "shot's Mag in the face"

 

Does anyone feel for some of my delicous and nutrishous

MagPie.

 

 

Antother thing that get's on me. Computers and more old people.

 

 

Hey Aimpoint do want to go out Mag hunting in th big creepy woods where the big bad Mag . I need some Mag for the magpie im baking this evening

 

"MAG AKA old lady who is so lazy she drivers a car with her lights on to blind people and to get to the local shop wich is only 20 feet from her front door

and is a member in the infamous Mothers Agains Guns"

Edited by Dafool_is_back

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MAG AKA old lady who is so lazy she drivers a car with her lights on to blind people and to get to the local shop wich is only 20 feet from her front door

and is a member in the infamous Mothers Agains Guns"

 

 

yes shes the one!

the source of everyones troubles

no wait she needs an umbrella

Edited by The Quarter-master

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