FireKnife Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Its not called Sunday. It is called 'airsoft day' or 'the day i am allowed to use my toy guns on others'. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Narr, you are all wrong. It is the day for getting away with eating a *suitcase* load of food, roast dinners are exceptable on the day after saturday but before monday and way before suicide tuesday. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 The last time i had a roast dinner was Chrimbo and before that it was the Chrimbo before. Sunday is thine airsoft day, it says so in the good book (ie not the one that makes incest ok, has talking creatures and is worryingly racist). All i know is my Sunday is filled with sorting out a new site that has opened about 20 miles away from me, win!!! 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
danielsilva Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Its not called Sunday. It is called 'airsoft day' or 'the day i am allowed to use my toy guns on others'. 'FireKnife' Amen to that ! Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 The last time i had a roast dinner was Chrimbo and before that it was the Chrimbo before. Sunday is thine airsoft day, it says so in the good book (ie not the one that makes incest ok, has talking creatures and is worryingly racist). All i know is my Sunday is filled with sorting out a new site that has opened about 20 miles away from me, win!!! 'FireKnife' I will think of you when I took into my slaughtered animal meal on the day of meal. Just had weetabix and I want more... Rant:- My dog sleeps on my feet, he's frickin' addicted to sleeping on my feet. Bloody paw weeing animal. Edit:- What the fruitcage suitcase, the swear word for wee doesn't get picked up by the swear filter, how very odd...... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Edit:- What the fruitcage suitcase, the swear word for wee doesn't get picked up by the swear filter, how very odd...... Maybe as it isn't a swear word? I will think of you when I took into my slaughtered animal meal on the day of meal. In a choice between airsoft and roast dinner airsoft wins. Though both would be better, especially a side of beef, yorkies, roast tatties and the usual veg. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Airsoft and roast dinner, would be the perfect sunday. Though, I reckon after a roast dinner running about with kit would make one sick. Though, I have been known to carry a beacon butty with me, whilst playing airsoft. Link to post Share on other sites
Xaccers Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Though, I have been known to carry a beacon butty with me, whilst playing airsoft. Doesn't that tend to give your position away? Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 In a choice between airsoft and roast dinner airsoft wins. Though both would be better, especially a side of beef, yorkies, roast tatties and the usual veg. You need a girlfriend/wife/mother/relative/someone who will cook the roast dinner while you're out shooting people and have it ready for when you get home, hungry and weary from combat... Link to post Share on other sites
danielsilva Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 You need a girlfriend/wife/mother/relative/someone who will cook the roast dinner while you're out shooting people and have it ready for when you get home, hungry and weary from combat... Well if i tried to do that with the gf i would have a 1 month forced celibacy waiting for me ... not a roast dinner Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Then you need to upgrade your girlfriend... Link to post Share on other sites
danielsilva Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Then you need to upgrade your girlfriend... I tried, Ra-tech doesn't sell parts for her unfortunately Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Doesn't that tend to give your position away? Doh! That explains why I got shot in the *albartroth* a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
Xaccers Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Had a lower wisdom tooth out yesterday, and no visit from the damn tooth fairy! Bloody cutbacks! Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 I think, by the time you're having your wisdom teeth removed, you're not supposed to need the 50p that badly... Link to post Share on other sites
Xaccers Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 I think, by the time you're having your wisdom teeth removed, you're not supposed to need the 50p that badly... Down south a tooth is worth a quid, that's getting into the realms of real money Still, I suppose I got to take a magical ride on vallium so it's not all bad. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 You rich, soft, Southern pansies.... Link to post Share on other sites
Xaccers Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 You rich, soft, Southern pansies.... Absolutely Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 You need a girlfriend/wife/mother/relative/someone who will cook the roast dinner while you're out shooting people and have it ready for when you get home, hungry and weary from combat... She is in Newcastle for 3 weeks Then you need to replace your girlfriend... Sometimes upgrading just isn't going to cut it. Well if i tried to do that with the gf i would have a 1 month forced celibacy waiting for me ... not a roast dinner Internet porn and hookers will solve that issue You rich, soft, Southern pansies.... Leads me nicely on to my rant: Wimpy Scottish and Northern English people. I come from South West England, the sun is out, we have lots of hot days and yet when i come up here and here Scottish and Northeners telling me that it is freezing when i am in fact warm and fine makes me think what a bunch of slack jawed faggots 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Leads me nicely on to my rant: Wimpy Scottish and Northern English people. I come from South West England, the sun is out, we have lots of hot days and yet when i come up here and here Scottish and Northeners telling me that it is freezing when i am in fact warm and fine makes me think what a bunch of slack jawed faggots 'FireKnife' Not me, I was sweating ###### today, thats how hot it was. Edit:- ###### (The swear word for wee) is picked up by the swear word filter but not ****ing (I self edited my post to remove the word, not picked up by the swear word filter). Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 There's a "swear" word for wee? Come on, how censored does this place need to be? Link to post Share on other sites
Xaccers Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 The thing you have to remember about Yorkshiremen is that they have deep pockets and short arms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqvXRd64Mo Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I need to sew rank badges onto my uniform. Can I find the olive-green thread? Can I *badger*s... Link to post Share on other sites
mattmanic Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Krylon some pink thread. (I'm assuming by the fact that you're sewing you have an abundant supply of pink things) Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 (I'm assuming by the fact that you're sewing you have an abundant supply of pink things) Get the wife / GF / maid / hooker to do it. Now if i had all fou i would be able to Top Trumps Charlie Sheen. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
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