Wild_XIII Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 I've never seen any of the Twilight films, nor read into any of it's story. However, I was intrigued and read up about their version of a vampire. All I have to say is wow, how can you *fruitcage* vampires up that much? Vampires are stalkers of the night drinking the blood of the living, not sparkling super heros who just so happen to run on blood as a food source. They happen to be immune to all traditional vampire killing methods and posses super human speed and strength, bullets bounce off them and they can't be hurt. THAT'S BASICALLY SUPERMAN WITHOUT FLYING! I think I need to watch the Blade films... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Yeah too bad that real vampires actually suck as a monster: 1. They are weakened by garlic, silver and crucifixes. 2. They need human blood for sustanence. 3. They can't be exposed to UV light. 4. They have no reflection and can be easy to spot. 5. This is the biggest one, though can only get into your house if you let them. So don't. As you can see, they suck both blood and as an idea . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
AFV Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 I watched an American WW2 with vinnie jones in it today..........suffice to say that i want my hour and a half back please. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Wait you watched a film with Vinnie Jones in it and it wasn't Lock Stock or Snatch? You really have been sold a false one then, and I thought April 1st was yesterday . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_XIII Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 So I got some Guarder steel gears for my M14... THEY DON'T FIT! They barely got on the bearing bushings and they didn't mesh together smoothly at all! Dropped some TM gears in and all is good! I know everyone keeps telling me "It's still cheaper than a Marui" but this gun is driving me insane with it's lack of working! EDIT: I couldn't add gears to gears because that wouldn't work. My rage is causing me not to think. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Vampires can be charming to the weak minded. Kind of like a pervy Obi Wan Kenobi. Rant:- still got diahorrea after fours days (I mean the "it's like turning a tap on" type). This is driving me up the wall. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Driving you up the wall? Damn. That's some pressure. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Good old bum wee. If its any consolation, I had mine for 15 days Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 So I got some Guarder steel gears for my M14... THEY DON'T FIT! They barely got on the bearing bushings and they didn't mesh together smoothly at all! Dropped some TM gears in and all is good! I know everyone keeps telling me "It's still cheaper than a Marui" but this gun is driving me insane with it's lack of working! EDIT: I couldn't add gears to gears because that wouldn't work. My rage is causing me not to think. What M14? Guarder gears are TM Spec. I tried some 16:1 guarder speed gears in my CA v6 gear box, didnt fit, KWA v2 gearbox didnt fit. Got some SHS and they run like a dream now Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Driving you up the wall? Damn. That's some pressure. LMAO. Thats one way to interpret that haha. Laughing like a dork over here. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 People. That. Film. Video. In *fruitcage* PORTRAIT mode. ARRRGH. WHY? Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Going to a "bachelor's party" this weekend for my sister's soon to be husband, consisting of lasertag and apparently a improv group show, along with "hanging out" for little less than two days at the guy's residence If I ever was to turn to drink, now would be the time. Add to the wedding being the following weekend, and I pretty much lost two weekends to family matters. Did I mention the ridiculous color of vest and tie that I get to wear? Last I heard, it was "Lime green" Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Lime... okay lemme know how that turns out Hawaiian Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Did I mention the ridiculous color of vest and tie that I get to wear? Last I heard, it was "Lime green" Wait you need an excuse NOT to wear that? I would happily do so. As for the discussing of explosive anus juice I really don't think we all need to know, though don't they say after 48hrs you should get it checked out? Hmm, my rage for the day, none really, well aside from people that smoke at bus stops, why be so inconsiderate to the normal people that don't have to pollute the air, though their smell in general was so powerful you could pick it up a mile off and the smell of smoke was actually better in this case. Also I agree with hitmanNo2, is it really that hard to turn a phone camera or whatever they are using on it's side? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_XIII Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 What M14? Guarder gears are TM Spec. I tried some 16:1 guarder speed gears in my CA v6 gear box, didnt fit, KWA v2 gearbox didnt fit. Got some SHS and they run like a dream now It's a G&P M14 DMR. We put in some standard Marui gears and they worked fine. The Guarder gears did say for Marui M14 gearboxes so I'm unsure why it didn't work. Still, I managed to finally get it working. Now the mags seem to be playing up. Link to post Share on other sites
AFV Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Moan: People that say "oh you shouldn't eat that, its bad for you"......i was eating a BACON BUTTY. If their is a god, prove to me your existence by striking down that buffoon that said those words. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Moan: People that say "oh you shouldn't eat that, its bad for you"......i was eating a BACON BUTTY. If their is a god, prove to me your existence by striking down that buffoon that said those words. You have one life, which is roughly (going on UK average) about 77 years. This is 28105 days and 674520 hours, of that you will spend about 8 on average each day asleep so that is 449680 left. Now how many of those do you want to waste eating boring food and leading a boring life? Why waste what you have got when it is all going to end one day anyway? Though to be honest this doesn't include the age you are and such so you will probably lose hours off that depending and for things like showering, functions and sex. So yeah you have less than you think really. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
AFV Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 You have one life, which is roughly (going on UK average) about 77 years. This is 28105 days and 674520 hours, of that you will spend about 8 on average each day asleep so that is 449680 left. Now how many of those do you want to waste eating boring food and leading a boring life? Why waste what you have got when it is all going to end one day anyway? Though to be honest this doesn't include the age you are and such so you will probably lose hours off that depending and for things like showering, functions and sex. So yeah you have less than you think really. 'FireKnife' pah, im not going to live till im that old. I have no intention of spending my days sitting in gala bingo and thinking of the glory days when i was young. Live Hard Die Hard Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 pah, im not going to live till im that old. I have no intention of spending my days sitting in gala bingo and thinking of the glory days when i was young. Live Hard Die Hard Depends how you plan to go out really and what you plan to do with your years. I have my plan of what to do when I am old. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 I have my plan of what to do when I am riddled with gonorrhoea at 40 Fixed Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Fixed The NHS will fix that, time and time again.......... Though I am not sure, my plan of getting old involves a few random things. Or just do what a guy in my old neighbourhood did, go to a country in civil war, buy a gun and hope to die quickly (and yes that is really what happened, as stupid and weird as it sounds). 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
AFV Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Depends how you plan to go out really and what you plan to do with your years. I have my plan of what to do when I am old. 'FireKnife' Does that plan involve bingo by any chance? also get back to work FK!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Does that plan involve bingo by any chance? also get back to work FK!!!! With a live grenade maybe . I hate bingo and other such games, but each to their own. And why should I get back to work, in fact how do you know I am at work 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
AFV Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 With a live grenade maybe . I hate bingo and other such games, but each to their own. And why should I get back to work, in fact how do you know I am at work 'FireKnife' Because you work weekdays at a deskjob and dont do your work, instead you rummage about on the forums. But if you do get caught, play this to him and he will give you a bonus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULJSPxLQHG0 Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Personally I'm looking forward to being a dirty old man in a home eyeing up the nurses, telling the more attractive ones I need a bed bath and doing stuff like these two http://edmondson.blogspot.co.uk/2009/11/haslemere-home-for-elderly-true-story.html?m=1 Link to post Share on other sites
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