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Yes. Attention-seeking little schmucks. And I particularly like the idea that the best way to bring these faults to our attention is to insult us in the first sentence. Top notch idea.

"You absolutely stink, you have no friends and your mother does it for 50p a time. Now we've got that out of the way, I think you should know: you sometimes are a little too aggressive."

 

:zorro:

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especially the last person, who was trying to be all 'i don't actually care any more some i'm leaving, costhis frum am teh sucksan i c@nt lk spll or ne fink'

 

and he said among a lot of spelling mistakes and bad grammar...

 

'i'm leaving, cos i could give a *beep*'

 

edit: also, txt spk, it's very annoying to read, in some cases it only even saves you typing 1 whole character, i mean, imagine all the effort it takes to type 1 extra character every other word, how do we manage...

Edited by elitesniper

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imagine all the effort it takes to type 1 extra character every other word, how do we manage...

A recent study (me watching the simpsons) suggests man will soon develop an extra finger. Perhaps this will be to cope with the extra keystroke?

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Rant: you lot, why cant you change ya attitude to other people instead of going on full guns blazing at them i mean come on the new guy comes on doesnt know a thing about airosfting he asks for some help and what does he get in return nothing but abuse thrown at him treat others as you would want to be treated ok good. :(

 

Another rant. jokes, ok if your gonna take the mick outta another member do it once and ONCE ONLYanymore than that will be seen as really taking the ###### and can degrade someones moral and can lead them to not coming back to the forums i understand that its a joke but if you carry on with it it will eventually become very annoying to the point where someone is just gonna snap back and he or she is gonna get neg repped for sticking up for themselves. :angry:

Edited by sniper_boi

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Rant: you lot, why cant you change ya attitude to other people instead of going on full guns blazing at them i mean come on the new guy comes on doesnt know a thing about airosfting he asks for some help and what does he get in return nothing but abuse thrown at him treat others as you would want to be treated ok good.  :( 

*puts the safety on*

 

As several people have already explained(and if you use the View users posts button on myself, ghost, Sid an Sledge you will see this) most of "us lot" will tell the "new guy" what is wrong with his post politely, except in circumstances were deemed unnecessary, for instance when a user Repeatedly makes the same mistakes dispite haveing been informed of the mistakes in previous threads.

 

Grand acts of spaktardedness (those larger than say hitting "post" instead of "spell check" you might say :rolleyes: ) will fell the full brunt of everyone. for inctance the User who felt the need to call everyone "morans", or the user who posted the same question in every almost every subforum of the site, after it had been answered twice the day before.

 

Almost everything else will incur a gentle hint, and sometimes the Search Button Sonnet.

Edited by cazboab

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Yeah really, a lot of the time noobs are asking for it when treated a bit rough although perhaps if we just ignore "Wha is un-worstest bb gun?" threads we might provoke them to do a little bit of reasearch without anyone having to be the one who says how wonderful a search button is.

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Once again, a rant about the Sales forum. At the moment, someone is trying to sell a KSC G18c and 50 round mag. They're asking £125. Now, they say they've only used the gun once, it's still a little high, but not a bad place to start haggling. You won't find a KSC G18 new for under £100, and the mag is at least £30.

 

SO WHY DO MORONS KEEP POSTING: "You can get a G18 at AA for £80?" Yes, you can. A KWA G18. NOT a KSC. This kind of ill-researched spamming really annoys me. And so far, not one person has posted "I think that's high as you can buy a G18 for £80, so I'll offer you £100 for the lot." So these people aren't interested in buying, they're just poking their nose in.

 

:zorro:

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Someone is selling Thermold-style hi-caps for a *very* reasonable price, and it's just another frickin' thing to add to my 'List O' Commercialism'.

 

I wish I could be all Zen about these things and say "Buying cr@p will not make you happier, you'll just want something else once you've bought your next impulse purchase," but I can't.

 

I'm thinking of selling a lot of my stuff and calling the whole thing a day, perhaps take up yoga instead :crazy:

 

As an aside, I saw a car today with the number plate M16 MAK. I half-expected a flashbang to be lobbed from the window as it drove past.

Edited by doc_newstead

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Rant: Not being able to get Custom Free Build Maps in Stronghold 2 to work, Its *fruitcage* annoying to spend 4 hours on a masterpiece that loads then goes to instant defeat...

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I wish I could be all Zen about these things and say "Buying cr@p will not make you happier, you'll just want something else once you've bought your next impulse purchase," but I can't.

 

I'm thinking of selling a lot of my stuff and calling the whole thing a day, perhaps take up yoga instead  :crazy:

 

As an aside, I saw a car today with the number plate M16 MAK. I half-expected a flashbang to be lobbed from the window as it drove past.

 

who cares what you do with your hard earned dollah?

 

Dear god, the thought of Jimmy with a car. :fear:

 

:zorro:

 

Ghad... I'm joining the regular army... Send me to Belize, now! :D

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Iwillpress/foamy/germaine/pretentious/hypocritical web animations in general

 

If I made up a crappy Invader Zim rip-off web animation where I state obvious facts I wonder if people would actually believe that I'm making "good points?" (even if in the process I make myself a hypocrit for doing the exact same things I'm ranting about) For good measure I'd slather on a layer of superficial complaining just to make sure I have all of the sheep out there who eat up anything alternative/punk/goth/emo paying attention. If that doesn't get the thinkers watching I can always add a large-breasted woman to appeal to the horny folks out there. (she'd be alternative-looking so as to hide my shallow intentions) If all else fails I guess I could throw in a Gir-like sidekick that will be some sort of furry animal with a typical Alvin & The Chipmunks voice.

 

If all of that actually garnered me praise and attention I'd sit and laugh about all of the people who buy my crappy merchandise, make praise-worthy message board comments, and link to my animations because really I know I'm not doing a damn thing to make a difference.

Edited by Magnus

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