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People who don't do as they're told then moan about it afterwards when something bad happens to them.

 

Two men running away from razer down a packed train. Nobody will get out of my way so i can get to them. The doors of the train won't be opened untill I say it's OK, I won't say it's OK 'till they move...

 

Then they all complain about me...

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People who answer questions in a way that isn't helpful. For example, someone isn't sure which of two guns to get, and our "helpful" poster says "I'd get x." And that's all. No reason why it's better than the other gun, just a totally useless answer. Why bother? If you're going to express your opinion EXPLAIN WHY YOU THINK THAT. It helps the person make a decision.

 

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Guns that break for no apparent reason.

 

I mean, come on. My M15's been working FLAWLESSLY for nearly a year, and then the gearbox jams, or something. A second battery confirms the problem.

 

And when does it happen?

 

RIGHT WHEN I'VE GOT MY F*CKING NEW ACOG SCOPE ON THERE AND WANT TO ZERO IT!

 

Oh yes, not mid-skirmish or anything that exciting, but when I've gone f*ck-all with it for a week.

 

IT'S BROKEN!

 

ARGH!

 

*smashes gun*

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What I hate, is our school history classrooms. They have realy ###### ventilation, they have two windows that open about 3 inches wide each (to stop suicides apparently :huh: ), and in the summer it makes them much hotter then the temperature outside, even in the winter they are to hot to sit comfortably in.

Oh, and we write a complaint to the school and they say that they cant put more than one fan in each classroom due to health and safety.

Well hear this.

I DONT *FRUITCAGING* CARE ABOUT HEALTH AND SAFETY, GIVE US A MOTHER *FRUITCAGING* FAN YOU SET OF *beep*. HEALTH AND SAFETY MY *albartroth*.

 

Also, last year they set up a trip that was exclusive to one ethnic group of people.

No one else was alowed on this trip only people of one ethnic group, which I thought was quite racist, as I don't think the trip was to anything specifically to do with that race.

This also coming from a school that had to stop using blackboards because people complained they were racist.

Also people that get away with being racist to white people because "it isn't real racism"*. Racism is a two way system.

And the fact that people perminantly try to make me feel ashamed to be a christian.

 

Note to anyone getting the wrong end of the stick here, I have no problems with people worshipping different religions, nor do I have a problem with anybody being a different colour. But I do hate racism in any form, and people keep getting away with it (racism) around my area just because they are not white. (this is a small minority of non white people but it does happen) IE calling me a white *beep*. My point is nobody should be allowed to get away with racism whoever it is aimed at.

 

If anybody finds this offensive, which I don't think they should because I am not getting at any race or religion, I am getting at racists, then please ask a mod to remove it.

 

*quote from my old primary school teacher about 10 years ago when my brother told her he had been called a white ###### by another kid.

Edited by Desolation mkII

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People who quote stuff.

 

Actually, not people who quote. Quoting in general is fine. Even rob 15's 'quote lots of people in one post' thing is ok.

 

No, my issue is with the massive over quoters. People who quote a thousand words of another person's post only to contibute the word 'Amen' or 'QFT'. People who quote pictures are the same. STOP DOING IT YOU IDIOTS, WE CAN ALL GUESS WHAT YOU ARE REFERRING TO!

 

It is not hard to go Re: Sledge's point or Re: those pictures before making your comment. I have broadband, so it's not a major logistics issue for me, just bloody irritating, but for dialup users it must be downright painful.

 

From here on out, anyone quoting pictures withut massive justification gets neg-repped. You have been warned.

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I would do the porn thing, but I don't fancy getting into trouble over it. Meh.

 

Anyway, my thread, I can interpret the rules how I want. If you shrink the window, that post takes up a lot of lines. :P

 

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Also, last year they set up a trip that was exclusive to one ethnic group of people.

No one else was alowed on this trip only people of one ethnic group, which I thought was quite racist, as I don't think the trip was to anything specifically to do with that race.

This also coming from a school that had to stop using blackboards because people complained they were racist.

Also people that get away with being racist to white people because "it isn't real racism"*. Racism is a two way system.

And the fact that people perminantly try to make me feel ashamed to be a christian.

 

May I ask how the *fruitcage* someone found Blackboards to be rascist. That is about the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Also, what was the trip to and what was the only race alowed? Thats also very dumb.

 

Also sledge, I wanna say sorry 'bout that one time I stole your bandwith. Sorry again :(

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Political correctness gone mad - right you are, crandall.

 

Blackboards...whiteboards...brainstorming...HOW THE F*** ARE THEY OFFENSIVE?!

 

"Oooh no, you can't have a brainstorming session - people with dyslexia might get offended and sue you for ridiculous amounts of money!"

 

Well F***ING GROW UP THEN, you narrow-minded spacktards. If you can't stand an old-fashioned, non-offensive term being used then don't f***ing listen to it, for f***'s sake.

 

Blackboards are offensive...how? "Because they're black!". Ok then, I'm off to teach my students by writing on an Ethnicminorityboard, haha, beat that!

 

Twats.

 

SHUT UP, PUT UP, AND GROW UP.

 

*and breathe*

 

 

 

EDIT: Holy sh*t, that was a rant! :D

Edited by HaVoC

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Reminds me of a woman who was brought in for part of my college course. We'd be working with adults with learning difficulties (or whatever this weeks correct term is) and my friend mentioned the word "brainstorm" because we needed to come up with some ideas. Immediately we got the above mentioned clap trap. What got me about this though, was when she later told us about her work.

 

She works with these people as part of a drama scheme. She is supposed to help them devise and perform shows. When she first got the job, she lept in and started directing them in productions of things like "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest." About a year later, something someone said made her realise that what she should have been doing was asking them what they wanted to do, and help them to do it. The reason she told us this is because she "didn't want us to make the same mistake." Guess what? We wouldn't. If I'd been given a job helping people to put on shows the FIRST thing I'd do is find out what sort of show they wanted to do, not wade in with my ideas of what they should do to make a point. Because I don't inflict pre-conceived notions on people I haven't met. In fact, it's only the "politically correct" who are doing this. And taking offense on other people's behalf.

 

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A very good rant indeed havoc! Also, care to go on MSN or are you still "Busy" ? Another thing, I could see how a very close minded person could find Black Board or White Board offensive, but now Brainstorm, that one makes no sense.

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Annoying...

 

I mean, goddamn it.

 

Our friend centurion quotes about the longest goddamn post I've ever seen in my life in order to reply "Not bored by any chance....".

 

WHY?!

 

We all know exactly what you're talking about, mate. If you HAD to quote his post, why not fill it in with "<long post>" or something?

 

BUT NOOOO...

 

He quoted the whole tittyf***ing lot in order to make one f***ing pointless observation anyway.

 

Well great, thanks so much for that.

 

And yes, I know this has been done before but that p***ed me off no end.

Edited by HaVoC

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Soz, Crandall. This computer crashes too often to make it worth running MSN. I'd be signing in every two minutes. Which is a rant in itself: what is wrong with this fnarking machine? As far as I can tell, every so often, the modem turns itself off for some reason. And sometimes, it sits there not sending or receiving a signal, but it won't disconnect, so I can't reconnect it. I have to sit here until the bloody thing clicks off, then dialup again. GAH!

 

:zorro:

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Soz, Crandall. This computer crashes too often to make it worth running MSN. I'd be signing in every two minutes. Which is a rant in itself: what is wrong with this fnarking machine? As far as I can tell, every so often, the modem turns itself off for some reason. And sometimes, it sits there not sending or receiving a signal, but it won't disconnect, so I can't reconnect it. I have to sit here until the bloody thing clicks off, then dialup again. GAH!

 

:zorro:

 

Get broadband. End of problem.

 

Havoc: Re Centurion? See my sig, see his rep. ;)

Edited by Ghost_Rider

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Heres a rant. I know that the ESRB is trying to do a good job with all this under 17 you can't buy M rated games ######, but isn't it kinda hypocritical to let people try M rated games in the stores? I went to a Wal-Mart this evening with friends because we were bored. They had Mortal Combat out at the testing stations where anyone could play it, but you can't buy it and play it at your house? Also i tried to buy an "M" rated game called Marine SharpShooter. Why this game had an M rating, on the back it was simply because it had "blood and violence." God knows that me buying this game would make me go into my school one day and kill. everyone. there. Yes, a video game made me go mad and kill everyone. This is about the dumbest thing, I've ever heard. People need to stop worrying about video games, its not the Movies, Video Games, and Music that are causing violence, its parenting. If you raised your child to be a responsible person, you won't have these problems, but no. It's much easier to blame video games as the problem instead of your half assed attempt at parenting. What the ESRB needs is a PG-13 rating. It really isnt fair that thers a jump from everyone to 17+. Also, making GTA San Andreas an "A" rated game is just dumb. The grandmother who bought the game for her Grandson who was sueing rockstar is an *beep*. You bought a game where you go around BEATING PEOPLE WITH BASEBALL BATS AND KILLING HOOKERS FOR A MINOR, BUT THEN THERS SEX IN IT AND THAT UPSETS YOU? WTF is wrong with you, your Grandson can just do a googles search for that and get real porn, FFS why don't you go sue Al Gore and who ever else made the internet for the fact that you can view porn on it. The fact that they gave the PS2 and XBox versions A ratings is also dumb. Last I heard, you had to be one hell of a l33t haxxor to even get it on PC, and you can't even get it on console versions! End Rant, or maybe, they'll be more later. You never know!

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Soz, Crandall. This computer crashes too often to make it worth running MSN. I'd be signing in every two minutes. Which is a rant in itself: what is wrong with this fnarking machine? As far as I can tell, every so often, the modem turns itself off for some reason. And sometimes, it sits there not sending or receiving a signal, but it won't disconnect, so I can't reconnect it. I have to sit here until the bloody thing clicks off, then dialup again. GAH!

 

:zorro:

It was directed at Havoc :P I already know of your computer woo's! Ohh snap, that was a double post!

Edited by crandall13

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I say we scrap all age ratings, and just give all media an 18+ rating UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT.

 

Yes, even Mary Poppins.

 

Maybe then that'd stop the little f***ing idiots in the cinema who go to 'see' 12-rated films on their own, and end up throwing popcorn at you when the film turns out to suck balls.

 

Parents rarely look at the age rating on a game - whenever I see an 18-rated game I want, I hand it to my dad to pay for at the counter. When they say "You do know this is 18, right?" he just shrugs - and why not? It's not going to make me kill my family and friends, is it?

 

Rate everything as 18, and then if kids want stuff like that it'll always be the parents' fault.

 

Simple.

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Video Games will still get in trouble cus some idiot will say they werent aware the video game they were buying was rated Mature. So along with rating everything 18, the back of the box should say "18+" in big, red text!

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I completely hate the whole idea of inappropriate. We should all think completely logically and realize that nothing that is considered inappropriate is really bad. Examples: Sex- It isn't inappropriate, it's fun and just about everyone ends up doing it! Gore- Unconventional viewing of internal organ configuration A.K.A. anatomy. Nudity- well it is how we were born is it not? Killing- Eh, the world is over populated anyway.

 

The people who mimic "inappropriate" behavior in the media are friecked up and should not ruin it for the rest of us, in fact they should be eliminated.

Edited by Mister Big Shot

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Agreed.

 

Why is 'indecent exposure' even an offense?

 

In many countries, clothes are rarely, if ever, worn.

 

People are born naked, some die naked, and everyone's naked under their clothes, so why is it now 'indecent' to be naked...in public?

 

Alright, don't go around waving your cock in people's faces, but walking down the street naked - why not?

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Why the hell am I not in Lance's story yet?!?! That's my rant. Guess I'm done now. I kinda was picturing a scene from the deer hunter with me and Sid playing russian roulette. :P

 

On topic, Indecent exposure is going against the Status quo of what is appropriate to show the rest of the world. Presently, the status quo would have us wear clothes. I can't completely dissagree.

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