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well The saga is over no thanks to UKfail I went to the warehouse and they found it without any issue not one word of apology, why it took a week to not  get here lord only knows! 

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Aye plus the person you're dealing with at the time might not be responsible for the balls up.

The amount of people who get bitchy with me at work because their food isn't up to scratch when I've not cooked it, simply served it. If you're understanding of that fact you're more likely to get somewhere.

Also, went to the doctors surgery. Unfortunately was only booked in with a nurse so need to go back to the walk in tonight to get a doctor to sort me out a sick note. Something tells me despite having the records I visited on Tuesday about my sickness getting the note off them will be a pain in the *albartroth*. Not sure its worth the £87 I can claim for statutory sick pay.

Sometimes I almost get the impression we may work for the same company.

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Is that the one for the long-awaited bike parts forged from the finest dwarven mithril?

 

 

Yes sir, the Mithril is apparently fairly easy to get hold of compared to the unicorn horn they use for the levers and the mermaid hair they weave into the hoses.

In retrospect the brake pads being made out of Chuck Norris' vertebrae was a mistake too.

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Went and bought gym stuff today. Proper trainers and stuff.

 

It's so out of character for me to wear sporty stuff it feels like I'm wearing fancy dress.

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From the BBC

Supermarkets have been urged to keep daffodils away from fruit and vegetable aisles this spring - in case they are mistaken for food.

Words fail me...

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Mouth is dry as Gandhi's flip flop.

 

Tinnitus is roaring.

 

Room appears to be swaying.

 

Dreading the inevitable tar-like poo that comes from too much Guinness.

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You can't drink a pintof bovril.

 

Ran out of Tabasco sauce. Small problem bit it's ruining my day (can't have a chicken wrap now, bboooo hoooo and hiss hiss).

Edited by Habakure

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A rare night out with the wife last night, her brother and his wife too.

 

I accidentally got turbo-.

 

Feeling it today but it was an awesome night!

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Ran out of Tabasco sauce. Small problem bit it's ruining my day (can't have a chicken wrap now, bboooo hoooo and hiss hiss).

My gf's dad bought me a bottle of cholula hot sauce Just because he thought I'd like it.

 

I do. Lots.

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It's the bulbs they grow from that people have been getting confused about, not the fully grown daffodil.

Sorry but if folks are too *fruitcage* stupid to read the label of what they're buying theb let them eat it and enjoy the consequences

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Distinct lack of hell on this page chaps.  Effort points to the Dr. though.

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Came into work early and the email sitting in my inbox:

 

"Let’s get a few things straight:

  • Don’t send me e-mails telling me what to do.
  • Don’t send me *suitcase*; I cannot be bothered e-mails again.
  • We need to be represented and I am too busy so you can attend.

I sincerely hope that is clear enough for you."

I asked if he could attend a meeting as I am on another camp that day at another meeting, however that means nothing.

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Senior Captain who was an old Regimental Sergeant Major who has been commissioned. LE for those Ex-rankers amongst us.

He's not exactly friendly, and not directly in my chain of command. The meeting in question is in a cross over between our jobs, either of us could have attended.

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