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I was walking my dog today and I found this feild surrounded by barbed wire that has piles of sand bags inside. I found blood (or a lot of red paint) on the grass in one part. Doesn't annoy me, I just wanted to tell someone.

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You think of informing anyone in authority? Like maybe the Police?

 

OK I'll tell you what annoys me, the sodding RAF. But's it's not the bulk of the airmen it's the *fruitcage* Red Arrows? I mean come on, what a waste yes I know they can be good for recruiting but if we go to war I don't think a few red hawks and some dudes in red tracksuits will be of much use to us and it all comes from the Defence budget.

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"Mohammed, look out, the RAF are coming!"

"Run, Abdul! See how they fly very close together!!!"

"And fear their multi-coloured smoke trails! How can our array of anti-aircraft missiles help us?"

"Er, like this?"

*Fires missiles*

 

:zorro:

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And also they have like 45000 people in the RAF and roughly nine planes between them. Now i know that they do need some support element but I'm sure there's a nice case for merging the RAF with the Army.

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The same army that employs 12000 musicians? I know we all love a military parade, but does the army really need that many musicians? The Royal Armoured Corps has 4 bands, FFS! Do they provide musical accompaniment for each tank battle?

 

:zorro:

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Yes part of the same army that keeps a climate controlled warehouse somewhere in Wiltshire under 24hr guard that contains saddles and tack for going to war on horses...

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Ahh you see I really don't think there is a problem with the A2s now though. i hear much less bitching (from the people who actually use them)

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Yeah. AFTER H&K have modified them. The best thing the British Army could have done, way back whenever they started looking for a new rifle, was sack the musicians, sell the horse tack and then give those lovely chaps at H&K a call.

 

:zorro:

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People that fart in lifts!

 

If you are going out for a date, and you are nicely dressed, you sstep into a crowded lift, someone has to fart,,,, ruining the lovely stench of my aftershave....

And then it's always ome old lady who does it to.....

 

It's like a law

 

-someone must fart when entering a crowded lift...

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There's no fence, not even a sign that says "you are enterting blah blah blah," but when I saw (and heard) the airplanes flying directly over my head I knew where I was. The barbed wire actually had a hole in it, I could have walked inside but I was too scared.

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Well there is the thing about there only being 1 airport within walking distance from my house and it's the air force base.

 

There was also a bunch of camoflauged planes on the ground.

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Could people posting wanted ads PLEASE put the word "Wanted" in the title? Someone just posted in Wanted/Swaps with the title "NBB Steyr GB" which I clicked on because I'd quite like one. Thing is, it's a wanted ad. SO WHY NOT SAY SO? Gah!

 

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Well there is the thing about there only being 1 airport within walking distance from my house and it's the air force base.

 

There was also a bunch of camoflauged planes on the ground.

 

The Russians are coming the Russians Are COMING.

 

Paranoia gah

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Last night was the wierdest night in my life.

 

My girlfriend got off with her best mate 8 times, twice while sitting on my lap, and then I get moaned at for kissing the mate just twice on the lips...

 

I can see how I'm the guilty party, of course :blink:

 

Also, someone who I'd know for roughly two hours kept me up all night because she got really ###### and needed someone to stop her drowning in her own sick.

 

What else has been f**ked up lately?

 

Maybe that I've found out my best mate is gay, which just doesn't compute right now.

 

Maybe I could be annoyed at my brand new PDA being *fruitcage*ed up by random family members who decide my room would be a nice place to dump a 6 and 11 year old while I'm out for the night?

 

Maybe it's my dad replacing me with a new ''son'' in the form of his second cousin who is over from Estonia. He's one step away from airbrushing me out of photos and putting him in instead.

 

They even call each other ''Dad'' and ''son''.

 

''Oh Darren, while you were out, we gave your room away!''

 

EDIT: Even better - last Thursday I was offered to join in a threesome with one georgeous, leggy blonde, one very attactive brunette, and one decent enough brunette.

 

Of course, I couldn't join in. So dammit.

 

EDIT: I guess that would technically be a foursome.

Edited by ColDaz

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well.......

 

 

 

......um...........

 

 

 

 

......:blink::huh: that sucks...a lot

 

EDIT : yes 3 +1 = 4 :P

Edited by Rob15

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