shmook Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 I genuinely feel like I could die. Diarolyte hasn't worked, coffee hasn't worked, lucozade hasn't work and neither has bacon!!!!! What else is there to try!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Get back on it. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 This wanting sex early in a relationship caught my eye. Seriously, from own experience: you'll want to know if you're sexually compatible as well. It REALLY sucks when everything is well, you're absolutely falling for the girl/guy only to find out that the sex is *suitcase*. Breaking up for bad sex is always preferable to a life long bad sex. I know it sounds being a a-hole. But discussing bad sex and doing something about it is still a BIG taboo. So if you can't have sex to find out in a couple of moths max, i'd ditch her/him. You can fix "bad sex" with a thing called "communication" Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 Currently working my way through an Adnams... It's going down surprisingly well! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 The house behind us are having a barbecue. It's just started raining hard. This pleases me. Because the reason I knew they are having a barby is not from the delicious meaty cooking smells, but from the fact I went to my garage and the lighter fuel fumes actually made my eyes sting. The food would be ruined anyway so meh. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 You can fix "bad sex" with a thing called "communication" Depends. If you are both into vanilla sex then you can make vanilla sex better with communication. If you are both into the same kinks you can improve the type of sex you are into with communication. However. If one of you can have sex fine but to really get off and enjoy it you need specialist (or niche) additions the usual menu and the other person is totally not into that. You ain't fixing that *suitcase* with comms. I was trying to get that across without being graphic since this is a PG13 forum but I hope you get what I was getting at. In my younger days I have broken up with girs over sex. Specifically when they do the particular things I like at the start but then stop using the good moves a couple of weeks in. When questioned on the subject being told that they don't really enjoy it but do it to impress guys and get them to like them is a ticket to singlesville. I will not do any sexual thing with anyone if it is just me into it. It's just too rapey. The house behind us are having a barbecue. It's just started raining hard. This pleases me. Because the reason I knew they are having a barby is not from the delicious meaty cooking smells, but from the fact I went to my garage and the lighter fuel fumes actually made my eyes sting. The food would be ruined anyway so meh. Morons. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 Currently working my way through an Adnams... It's going down surprisingly well! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Beer from the coast! You should go and visit Southwold. It's a great british seaside town (like properly great, not stereotypical at all, great pubs) and on the right days you can smell the brewery all around. There's something about the smell of malting that makes me feel at home. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 You can fix "bad sex" with a thing called "communication"*fruitcage* that. seriously *fruitcage* that.If communication is a one way only because of bad self image there's no such thing as ' communication '. There's frustration and further taboo'ing the subject. In our world we generally don't communicate anymore. There are happy exceptions ocf'. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 Communication is two way, or it's not really communication. Today's whinge - can't source a replacement rear sight for the USP Tactical GBB. The KWA shop used to have them but the new shop website doesn't. Nowhere else on earth seems to have them. Annoying. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Beer from the coast! You should go and visit Southwold. It's a great british seaside town (like properly great, not stereotypical at all, great pubs) and on the right days you can smell the brewery all around. There's something about the smell of malting that makes me feel at home. I've been and been to the brewery you're right, Southwold is a beautiful town! Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Chocolate bar in a black car in 27 degrees = no bueno. I could have poured it out of the wrapper heh. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Chocolate bar in a black car in 27 degrees = no bueno. I could have poured it out of the wrapper heh.I would of froze it for later I've emptied a box or 2, all the top left boxes were empty but I can sell them boxes for about 10$ each. The 3 open top(bottom left) and one box in front of it are cards I pulled out for keeps. Need to make another round to find all the rares as older cards are not rare marked like new cards are so I have to look it up. Then the uncommons, then alphabetize. Then integration of these with my collection. The seal them up in a tote and seal the tote and store them. My hands hurt, having a few drinks waiting for the nerd ship to open so I can get a couple more 4 row boxes. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 I would of froze it for later No time for that. It was my lunch. Luckily I was able to chill it in a basin of cold water to return it to solid form. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Chocolate bar in a black car in 27 degrees = no bueno. I could have poured it out of the wrapper heh. Nope. Tear the corner off the wrapper and suck it out like an astronaut. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 So chillin in the bar, playing some good old music. The sound is at a modest level and the next some was white room(with cream) and its a quiet recording so I asked to turn it up a notch. And this old bat says no, I said yes because I want to hear it and not the jackasses talking over the song. If it's not what she plays its *suitcase* and she will *badgeress* the entire time the songs are playing. Nothing is ever good for this dingbat *Ubar* and I am so sick of it but I'm the nice guy and can't say shut the *fruitcage* up Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Ask them what they like, see if you like it to. Play the songs and all is good. If there is nothing that you both like, maybe take a mp3 player with you and earphones. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Ask them what they like, see if you like it to. Play the songs and all is good. If there is nothing that you both like, maybe take a mp3 player with you and earphones.Well it's the bar and I usually play something everyone likes.Old people like 50/60s I do to. But I wanted a song (Eric Clapton/cream) turned up a notch and she bitched. A freaking notch. Well welcome to the bar where music is played. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 If it's that much of an issue, change bars. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 The weekend was *fruitcage* splendid. Had a couple of friends on Saturday. Come evening, one got *fruitcage*ed up on booze like a high-schooler, puked all over my bathroom, puked all over my balcony and puked on my *fruitcage* couch too! Not to mention breaking two clotheslines on the balcony. I spent better part of the night cleaning the bathroom and minding the drunken idiot until he sobered up enough to crawl back home. Then I spent Sunday treating my hangover and cleaning the balcony, good that I have only 4 square feet of that thing. Oh, did I also mention that the photoshoot idea fell through? Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 So civilian 34 waist size can in reality be as much as 35.5. But, US Navy 34 waist size? The quartermaster literally hates your guts, squidboy, now put those 33 inch crackerjacks on! Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Wouldn't it be awesome if clothing manufacturers were penalised if their products weren't the size they're supposed to be? Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 *fruitcage* vanity sizing. So ridiculous. +1 for fines for that *suitcase*. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 We can put it on the list of things to implement in Stunt's Britain Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I'd vote for that. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Shouldn't be hard eh? The problem is there is no convention about what data is disclosed. What the hell does L mean? Is it based on chest size? What length are the arms? Back? Waist? Collar? Don't even start me on women's clothes. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I say do away with arbitrary number sizes as well as "medium, large, etc" and have all garments labelled with physical measurements. The way it's done in the Forces is a good place to start - tops are sized by height and chest (I'd maybe add arm length and collar size where appropriate); trousers by waist, seat and leg; and so on. Apply the same for both adult and children's clothing for males and females. Link to post Share on other sites
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