shmook Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 Seagulls are a scourge on our nation. Evil things. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 I used to kill gulls for a living. Until I found out that my employer had no license. Ah well, fun times. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Really? Didn't know you could cull them. Did you get in bother for it? Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Going to smash this phone. I do an update and now its a brick. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Need to clean all my cars but I don't have a pressure washer or a hose. Also I've run out of LSP Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Really? Didn't know you could cull them. Did you get in bother for it? No, other than my boss was annoyed when I asked if it was OK and it turned out it wasn't. They would eat and *suitcase* in the peas coming into the factory in trucks which was unsanitary. I was supposed to keep them away with an air rifle. Not the worst of best job I have ever had. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Need to clean all my cars but I don't have a pressure washer or a hose. Also I've run out of LSP I'm going to buy a pressure washer tomorrow. City plumbing have the marital one on offer. Plus, staff discount for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Really? Didn't know you could cull them. Did you get in bother for it? Some gulls are endangered and are protected. Others are considered vermin and *can* be killed. The trick is knowing the difference before you shoot them. Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 I just spent 4 hours on some girls sofa only to come back to my own bed alone. Time I could have spent cleaning up gas guns for god sake. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Some gulls are endangered and are protected. Others are considered vermin and *can* be killed. The trick is knowing the difference before you shoot them. Yeah, plus there is no such bird as a Seagull, gull means coastal bird so seagull means sea coastal bird. We had Lesser Black-Back Gulls I just spent 4 hours on some girls sofa only to come back to my own bed alone. Time I could have spent cleaning up gas guns for god sake. It is somewhat douchey to expect results under a set of conditions. She may have been into you enough to sit on the sofa but over the time she developed second thoughts. There is no set formula that says a girl must sleep with you if you spend X amount of time doing Y activity. The resentment you feel when your (self-constructed) internal formulae don't lead to the expected result can be very toxic to your attitude and harm your sex appeal. I would say: Move on, lesson learned, go have some alone time with Pam and her sisters and go to sleep. Try again another time. Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Haha oh no don't get me wrong, I wasn't saying that she should have done X or Y. But after 3 weeks of dating it starts needing to head somewhere in that direction! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 I knew some gulls were protected, didnt know you could shoot others. Never looked into it though! Scorch, 'marital pressure washer' sounds like something fireknife needs Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 *fruitcage* I meant Makita. Stupid auto correct. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 I love me some makita tools! Link to post Share on other sites
mimesis Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 mmmmm... Makita orbital sander. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ROAD SIGNS?! Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Roads are complex. Surely you already know the vast majority - you've been driving for years... Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Trouble is there are absolutely loads that are rare signs that come up in special circumstances that the average driver just wouldn't know straight off. Every now and then I see one I don't know then it bugs me for days till I find out! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Yes, I suppose so. Most are fairly straight forward though - they're there to tell you something, not confuse you. Although some of the weirder ones are truly baffling... Edit: Found this to help you, Tink... Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Issue is he has to be *suitcase* hot on all things signs just in case! Don't want to get asked a random question from a student to be baffled! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 these two are the best so far. Any guesses? Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 I got nothing.. Bottom one: min 30mph? :/ Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Yarp. bottom one is minimum speed. Never knew that was a thing. Top one is top keks. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 No vehicles carrying explosive materials and minimum 30 would be my guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 No vehicles carrying explosive materials and minimum 30 would be my guess. Winrar. Who knew there were places you weren't allowed to drive a vehicle laden with explosives? Link to post Share on other sites
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