FireKnife Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I have it saved as roflpuke.gif It's probably my favourite emoticon. I like it I don't think there are. But there *SHOULD* be... Way ahead of you, i have already appealed to put one in place that demands i never have children and that i be altered as such that i can never grace the world with potential offspring, ever. Indy only once so far... Really, only the once? Temple of Doom not ring a bell? (Oh yeah, and that Apple guy... He's *SO* on the list.) Only one thing to say to that: HumancentiPad. I would post a pic but it is sooooo un-PG. (Yes, I'm comparing length, what of it) You and Hedge want to compare length? Please leave that between you and anyone unfortunate enough to see your webcam history. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Really, only the once? Temple of Doom not ring a bell? 'FireKnife' Really? I like TOD, short round can get on your nerves but other than that, its a decent popcorn movie. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Really? I like TOD, short round can get on your nerves but other than that, its a decent popcorn movie. I suppose when you consider the cheese that the franchise was meant to turn out TOD isn't that bad but it is by far the worst of the original 3. Raiders is just a classic and Sean Connery makes TLC so great on his own. Can't be as bad as the other things Lucas and Spielberg have screwed up though as others have said. Anyway new rant: Why, oh why, when i am out with my GF do i get the looks and perfect chat up situations then, i mean seriously come on, i am in the worst situation to get those in and still. I constantly check my shoulders to check i don't have a knife buried two inches deep into them whenever it happens. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I'm told that having the company of an attractive woman makes a man more attractive to other women - on the basis that if *she* finds him attractive and good to be with, then they would too... Or something like that. But in *YOUR* case, who knows? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 But in *YOUR* case, who knows? The worst one was the barmaid, doing that whole freaky hand touching stuff when they give you change. I mean that kind of soft stroke on the hand that gives you a sense of interest, mine just made me look even more at my surroundings to make sure i could leg it if the GF got annoyed. I personally don't get it, i know that yes some people will be interested in me but seriously when my GF is sat within 10 metres just no. Maybe if she wasn't there and i was looking for someone then perfect but until next month i have a GF and i have to ignore these signs like some virgin that spends days in Games Workshop. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Try being propositioned by a hooker whem walking down the street with your arm around the other half. My rant is that Halfords are staffed by muppets and don't have the parts I need in stock so I've got to either get up stupidly early and walk or spend £10 a day on taxis to work till the weekend when I can get to another bike shop. Before anyone asks Halfords is the only shop open when I finish work Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 I like it I took it from Atilla on ASR, only good thing I've ever seen him do Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Try being propositioned by a hooker whem walking down the street with your arm around the other half. My rant is that Halfords are staffed by muppets and don't have the parts I need in stock so I've got to either get up stupidly early and walk or spend £10 a day on taxis to work till the weekend when I can get to another bike shop. Before anyone asks Halfords is the only shop open when I finish work Phone another shop during the day to check if they have the parts and will deliver and/or stay open later for you. A lot of places will help out, especially smaller places as they need the business. Rant - today my parcel finally was released by the UK Border Agency. Exactly a month after they stopped it in the first place. A whole *fruitcage* month.... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Try being propositioned by a hooker whem walking down the street with your arm around the other half. Nearly had that, luckily i could see that the skanks were out so i decided to take another street home. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 I recently went back to Hull for a mate's leaving do. A friend of mine got out of his car at two o clock in the afternoon, and was asked if he was looking for business by a woman walking past... Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 oh wow, Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Thankfullyi have never had anyone ask that as to be honest i would actually be in two minds about it: 1. It is an ugly / fat woman, the answer would be a flat no. 2. It is an attractive younger woman, well who am i to say no, sex and cash you can't really complain unless they are after something a bit weird. Though i have been offered sex in exchange for drink, though after hearing a story about why this girl buys you drinks all night i decided to not bother 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
danielsilva Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Though i have been offered sex in exchange for drink ... Hint: She was a dude. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Hint: She was a dude. No she preferred, erm lets just say showers. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
danielsilva Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 No she preferred, erm lets just say showers. Yeah ... "She" was waiting for you to drop the soap. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Yeah ... "She" was waiting for you to drop the soap. Not that type of shower Plus from the grind i got off her if she had one then she had developed a hell of a hiding place for it 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
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FireKnife Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 If i raped your ears you would never have trouble hearing ever again 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 If you raped my ears I'd have trouble noticing. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 If you raped my ears I'd have trouble noticing. Well you wouldn't hear me coming 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Well you wouldn't hear me coming 'FireKnife' Rofl I'll give you that one Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 YEAH! *fruitcage* you Windows 7, AVG and Zone Alarm. You can't stop me getting on the internet. So, I got a new wireless n router in my house (courtesy of Virgin) and I thought it would be a good time to install a wireless n PCIe adapter in my desktop and get it out of the living room (more time for Portal 2). I installed the card and drivers and got "the wireless adapter in experiencing a problem". Well good for it. WHAT *fruitcage* PROBLEM! Anyway it seems that Zone Alarm and AVG are the jealous types and won't let new wireless adaptors play. I uninstalled their asses and now magically all my internets are working again. Then I tested my broadband speed with an online app. You know how people are always moaning that they don't get the bandwidth they pay for? I am getting 29 of the 30 meg I am paying for. I just downloaded Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis and Commandoes - Behind Enemy Lines from my steam account in about 45 seconds. I am a happy bear. A bear who is looking for a free anti virus that isn't a massive resource hogging *bramston pickle*. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 If you're with VirginMedia - you DO get the bandwidth you're paying for. In fact, the other day I was getting MORE than I pay for... Different companies' anti-virus and firewalls and things seem to hate each other. The best thing is to have everything by the same company. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Best free / cheap anti-virus, hmm, try Avast or Bullguard. Just don't go near McAfee or Norton, that is like being given a cup of coffee to get rid of a STD. But i find that the best anti-virus is none, just a better understanding of what a virus is. I found that on a test PC 99% of viruses can be taken off manually in a few mins and the ones that can't be well they will *fruitcage* up any anti-virus that you have anyway so it is really pointless. Plus if you get a Java Update Scheduler don't download it, trust me. It does nothing but let viruses in. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
White_Rabbit Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Just dont use the virgin media supplied antivirus/firewall its cack, trust me I know because I work for them lol Link to post Share on other sites
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