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Well, it's nearly Christmas! A time to laugh and joke, to sing and... who am I trying to kid? I hate this time of year, it always makes me irritable and angry. And that tends to spill into other areas

Wow, you've chosen to play today's edition of 'Wheel of Fortune!'   Let's see what you've won!   CONGRATULATIONS! For using homophobic language (because I'm sure as *suitcase* you're not calling m

ahhh.... that reminds me...   The losers who say that I'm wasting my money on airsoft... you spend $4000 on an ATV... and you accuse me of wasting money??

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A Møøse once bit my sister ...

 

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse

with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given

her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and

star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo

Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst

Nordfink".

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A Møøse once bit my sister ...

 

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse

with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given

her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and

star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo

Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst

Nordfink".

 

Yay for Monty Python

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rob, you blew a big fuse, now take your pills.

:blink: what pills, where can i get some of these pills :unsure:

 

So what if they're updating? So you'll have to wait, who gives a *beep*?

ok, i wouldn't be botherd normaly ;)

lets take CRC for example, they are a massive online store, they ship *beep* loads of goods everyday, 2 months ago they updated there site and moved into a new warehouse ;) their catalogue consitsts of 10,000's of different items which all had to be moved to the new site

they managed to do this while providing the same fast service as usuall :D no problems at all :D

so why can't as small online store do updates and continue to process orders :unsure:

 

i hope your not taking the ###### :rolleyes:

if you are, well done :lol:

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My parents told me that I can't buy a new gun, and go to Prague, even though I'm paying for both...

 

We changed Internet providers recently, and now the pi**in e-mail service doesn't work, so I don't even know if my order has gone through!

 

Just...argh!

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(Twitching)

 

Goddammit!

 

(Starts to shake)

 

I woke up this morning expecting it to be like Christmas; my brand spanking new shiny, sparkly, geogeous new GBB sitting at my front door, just waiting for me to tear it out of its packaging and take it out back...

 

... but alas.

 

It was not to be.

 

The goddamn postal service refuses to work on Sundays, so I will have to wait another day (yes, a whole FREAKING DAY) to get the damn thing.

 

(Stares vacantly out of the window, trigger finger involuntarily twitching)

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WORK!!!

 

OK Now I understand that there will be times when they really need me and won't be able to tell me untill very short notice...

 

But they have me working stupid hours and then opn my one day off my pager starts going off, I look out of the window and see my lift pulling up...

 

*sigh*

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