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Well, it's nearly Christmas! A time to laugh and joke, to sing and... who am I trying to kid? I hate this time of year, it always makes me irritable and angry. And that tends to spill into other areas

ahhh.... that reminds me...   The losers who say that I'm wasting my money on airsoft... you spend $4000 on an ATV... and you accuse me of wasting money??

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That's happened to me before. Stripped out my HFC Mauser Broomhandle, bits flew everywhere. I couldn't find one of the springs, so the pistol went in the junk box. While sorting out my display of models, I found the spring on a shelf. This was six months later!

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Or when you rush to the toilet for a desperate dump, only to discover you're out of bog roll.......and really wish you hadn't changed the bathroom curtains for plastic blinds.

 

And then you're Golden Retriever puppy walks in................. :Dr_Evil:

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I don't think I was meant to own this G&P M14. It shoots lovely and straight, when it shoots! I spent most of the morning unjamming the gun to find that the G&P mag included somehow got BB's jammed in the hop unit. So I discarded that mag for the day and ran with my other 7 mids, apart from the first shots coming out weaker than a gnats fart it started shooting great and got some awesome kills. Then it jams again in the afternoon and I didn't have a cleaning rod to unjam it.

 

I've had enough of that *fruitcage* gun!

 

On the plus side, I might marry my Seal Skinz socks as they are quite possible the greatest things ever!

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Or when you rush to the toilet for a desperate dump, only to discover you're out of bog roll.......and really wish you hadn't changed the bathroom curtains for plastic blinds.

 

And then you're Golden Retriever puppy walks in................. :Dr_Evil:

 

1. Flush bog with elbow.

2. Reach between legs.

3. Wash *albatross* with hand full of water.

4. Allow *albatross* to drip-dry.

5. Wash hands.

 

Problem solved.

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