Pdubyuh Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 well The saga is over no thanks to UKfail I went to the warehouse and they found it without any issue not one word of apology, why it took a week to not get here lord only knows! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Aye plus the person you're dealing with at the time might not be responsible for the balls up. The amount of people who get bitchy with me at work because their food isn't up to scratch when I've not cooked it, simply served it. If you're understanding of that fact you're more likely to get somewhere. Also, went to the doctors surgery. Unfortunately was only booked in with a nurse so need to go back to the walk in tonight to get a doctor to sort me out a sick note. Something tells me despite having the records I visited on Tuesday about my sickness getting the note off them will be a pain in the *albartroth*. Not sure its worth the £87 I can claim for statutory sick pay. Sometimes I almost get the impression we may work for the same company. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Is that the one for the long-awaited bike parts forged from the finest dwarven mithril? Yes sir, the Mithril is apparently fairly easy to get hold of compared to the unicorn horn they use for the levers and the mermaid hair they weave into the hoses. In retrospect the brake pads being made out of Chuck Norris' vertebrae was a mistake too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Page 666 folks... UNLEASH HELL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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darkchild130 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHe6FMs46o appropriate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Went and bought gym stuff today. Proper trainers and stuff. It's so out of character for me to wear sporty stuff it feels like I'm wearing fancy dress. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 I've been wearing gym kit all day. Was supposed to finish at 2, didn't leave until quarter to 4. Not happy about that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 (edited) From the BBC Supermarkets have been urged to keep daffodils away from fruit and vegetable aisles this spring - in case they are mistaken for food. Words fail me... Edited February 7, 2015 by hitmanNo2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Infadel Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Wow never saw that coming, still I guess it means we have solved world hunger?? Edited February 8, 2015 by Infadel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Azubi Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 It's the bulbs they grow from that people have been getting confused about, not the fully grown daffodil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Mouth is dry as Gandhi's flip flop. Tinnitus is roaring. Room appears to be swaying. Dreading the inevitable tar-like poo that comes from too much Guinness. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 It's like drinking dinner! Darkchild 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) You can't drink a pintof bovril. Ran out of Tabasco sauce. Small problem bit it's ruining my day (can't have a chicken wrap now, bboooo hoooo and hiss hiss). Edited February 8, 2015 by Habakure Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 A rare night out with the wife last night, her brother and his wife too. I accidentally got turbo-. Feeling it today but it was an awesome night! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Ran out of Tabasco sauce. Small problem bit it's ruining my day (can't have a chicken wrap now, bboooo hoooo and hiss hiss). My gf's dad bought me a bottle of cholula hot sauce Just because he thought I'd like it. I do. Lots. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 It's the bulbs they grow from that people have been getting confused about, not the fully grown daffodil. Sorry but if folks are too *fruitcage* stupid to read the label of what they're buying theb let them eat it and enjoy the consequences Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Distinct lack of hell on this page chaps. Effort points to the Dr. though. Edited February 8, 2015 by hitmanNo2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 You want hell... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Came into work early and the email sitting in my inbox: "Let’s get a few things straight: Don’t send me e-mails telling me what to do. Don’t send me *suitcase*; I cannot be bothered e-mails again. We need to be represented and I am too busy so you can attend. I sincerely hope that is clear enough for you."I asked if he could attend a meeting as I am on another camp that day at another meeting, however that means nothing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 From a boss type, or colleague? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Senior Captain who was an old Regimental Sergeant Major who has been commissioned. LE for those Ex-rankers amongst us.He's not exactly friendly, and not directly in my chain of command. The meeting in question is in a cross over between our jobs, either of us could have attended. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Hmm. At least you've got a good reason for not going! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Suffering from a particularly acute case of the Mondays. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I've run out of sugar at work so now I've got to go without tea till 7:00 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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