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I once stumbled upon my little pony porn. What's is wrong with people.

 

Speaking from experience, a whole *fruitcage*-ing lot. Though I don't judge, because they don't judge me ;).

 

Best tune for embarking on motorcycle road trip.

 

 

Still personally prefer Panzerkampf over Panzer Battalion but then PB is a better fast drive song :P.

 

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'FireKnife'

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Phonetic alphabet is best alphabet. Even if it's not the NATO one, just use your common sense people.

A for arsenic, B for Barry, C for Chincilla, D for Django, E for Excrement, F for fork, G for Gnu, H for hiphopotamus, I for Indiana Jones, J for jam, K for karambit, L for lemon, M for moon, N for NATO, O for Oompaloompa, P for PANZER BATTALION!, Q for Quango, R for rheostat, S for *suitcase*, T for tallahassee, U for Umlaut, V for Vorpal, W for What, X for X-Wing, Y for Yes, Z for zoom zoom.

Defo trying this out on my next duty!

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Phonetic alphabet is best alphabet. Even if it's not the NATO one, just use your common sense people.

A for arsenic, B for Barry, C for Chincilla, D for Django, E for Excrement, F for fork, G for Gnu, H for hiphopotamus, I for Indiana Jones, J for jam, K for karambit, L for lemon, M for moon, N for NATO, O for Oompaloompa, P for PANZER BATTALION!, Q for Quango, R for rheostat, S for *suitcase*, T for tallahassee, U for Umlaut, V for Vorpal, W for What, X for X-Wing, Y for Yes, Z for zoom zoom.

Roger, G for Garry.

 

All understood.

 

A - All

B - Ball

C - Call

D - Doll

E - Ewe

F - Fine

G - Gall

H - Haul

I - Ian

J - Juan

K - Key

l - Lest

M - Mine

N - Nine

O - Oil

P - Pall

Q - Quay

R - Rest

S - She

T - Tall

U - U

V - Vest

W - West

X - Xi

Y - You

Z - Zest

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Yep, do not join the Google plus Airsoft group. Bunch of uninformed kids and they have the gall to call me a nazi.

 

Damn 15 year olds with mommies credit card seem to think they know what a good gas gun is.

 

I gave my peace, never used the normal "it had issues" line like everyone loves to use with we tech guns. Elite force guns are *suitcase*, 100% *suitcase*. You tell them to get a kjw which is a light years better company and they call you a opinionated nazi.

 

God damn *fruitcage* stupid *albatross* twats.

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People actually use Google Plus?

Kinda forced to as its linked with YouTube. But yeah, them kids are not to bright.

 

Kinda like when you read the Facebook comments on Evike for a product.

 

"Will this fit my m4", or will king arms mags work in my we m4?

 

You tell them to spend the extra 10$ and you can get something that lasts longer than a week. Or has parts compatibility with a quality brand.

 

*fruitcage*

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Horrible shift today. Started at 03:30 and finished at 16:45 with no break as we were so busy and down staff.

 

Customer came up to next to my till and started ordering despite there being a queue at another till and when I called them forward (long bars are a terrible thing especially when you don't have enough staff to man it) explaining to the gentleman that they'd been queuing he exclaimed he'd been queuing down the other end of a 35 foot curved bar which was packed and moved up my end to get served quicker. I explained I couldn't be expected to monitor every single customer. He responded with "Well stick it up your *albartroth* then" and stormed off. Sort of hope he complains to head office as I've several staff witnesses to him being an atrocious customer and I'd rather he didn't return to my establishment.

 

Then as I was well over my rota's hours some guys started hurling abuse at my staff. Asked them if they had which they denied but I've worked with this guy for two years now and trust him with a lot of things (difficult for me to trust someone). Gave them the money back for their drinks and took them away as they'd just been served again. Asked them politely to leave (and said they were welcome back another day) only for them to turn round and start threatening to stab me when they see me on the street.

 

 

They're more than welcome to try.

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Me: Hi, I'd like to check my parcel was delivered, it was supposed to arrive today.

 

Wolf: Yes, we posted that.  I'll track it.

That's odd, the tracking is coming up weird, what was your post code again?

 

Me: Says postcode (in phonetic alphabet, like I always do).

 

Wolf: OK, it looks like we just straight up sent that to some other address in the same town.

 

Me: OK, I'm *fruitcage*ed for Sunday's game then...

 

I found that the parcel was in the depot.

A half hour drive away.

 

I went there, I got it, to get it I had to listen to three morons talking absolute nonsense while a fourth moron took 20 minutes to locate it in the warehouse.

 

Then I had a moment of panic when I thought I hadn't received the adapters for the shotgun primers.

I had to go to shotgun primers because the 9mm blanks were out of stock.

 

Then I had a flash of anger when I realised that the scope I ordered has no battery with it.

I don't know why I even bought it, I usually hate scopes.

I'll probably hate this too.

 

I got my cylinder filled without a drama but then my decanting whip sprung a leak.

 

Then I test-fired my gun and it didn't work.

 

Well, that's odd.  It only has two moving parts.

 

Hop? Pulled it apart and put it back together.  No dice.

Dirty barrel? Clean it.  No dice.

Dwell settings?  Perhaps due to humidity or temperature changes since last tune - return to factory settings.  No dice.

Sticky valves? Pull them apart, clean and re-lube.  No dice.

Other FCU settings?  Checked them all.  No dice.

 

Well now I'm stumped.

 

In desperation I tried another mag, everything worked fine.

 

I'm furious.  Mostly at my own stupidity.

 

 

Hopefully I will cheer up tomorrow when I play at The Mall.

Should be a good day.

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My MP7 keeps destroying all my GBB nozzle springs. Yesterday it ruined number 3, and then curled it up into a neat little ball, and smushed it into the back of the BBU, where I can reach it to drag it out. It also took a chunk out of the back of the nozzle as well.

 

Toy guns eh!

Which mp7?
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That's interesting, figured that spring would be the one to always stay together.

 

I had to replace the nozzle spring in my we mk14 even though I used a new one that came with the new nozzle.

 

I want to try them 150% springs( http://www.evike.com/search/?search_in_description=1&sort=3a&keywords=150%25+return+spring&x=0&y=0 )

 

From what I can tell they are all the same length, even if its shorter it should work better.

 

I have noticed that my m14 mags sit slightly higher and the nozzle drags on the mag top.

 

I know many ghk ak guys don't run a return spring and seal off the spring pin holes in the bolt and nozzle.

 

I'm not about to try this on any system.

 

How long is the return spring in the tm mp7?

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Fairly long. Threw it away so can't measure it. It's longer than any pistol Spring, which leads me to believe it's a bit weak due to the length. They're sold out everywhere too.

 

I've found a steel Spring company that can hopefully make one the right size though. But I'd like to figure out why it does it

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Fairly long. Threw it away so can't measure it. It's longer than any pistol Spring, which leads me to believe it's a bit weak due to the length. They're sold out everywhere too.

 

I've found a steel Spring company that can hopefully make one the right size though. But I'd like to figure out why it does it

It's a pistol style?
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The pressure relief valve in the decanting whip I use to transfer compressed air from my 12l 300bar SCUBA cylinder to the paint ball cylinder I use to power my P* is borked.

 

You can't unscrew the connectors from either end if there is air at 300bar still in the hose.

You need to relieve the pressure.

To do so you press a button and the tiny amount of air in the hose leaks out and you disconnect the smaller cylinder.

 

On mine you press the button and it *suitcases* out half an O ring, the rest of the O ring then jams into the bleed hole and the air leaks out over the next 20 minutes.

at that point you can disconnect the cylinder, rebuild the pressure relief valve with a new O ring and play airsoft.

 

It does this, first time, every time.  As reliable as the P* is, this thing is unreliable.

It's astonishing.

 

It is this one:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-HPA-High-Pressure-Air-Scuba-Din-Fill-Station-Adapter-300bar-4500psi-/390728460199?hash=item5af93b27a7

 

Do not buy it, it is utter garbage.

 

It'll cost a bit over double but get one made up by a SCUBA parts supplier or ask me to do it.

I have a decent source for the parts now.

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Thanks Shmook, If I must suffer there is no need for others to.

 

 

Deltazero,

The game was brilliant.

There was an astonishingly low level of aggro (cheating, bitching about cheating, bitching about bitching) and high levels of gamesmanship.

 

People shouting thanks when you take hits, people taking edge case grenade hits and everyone observing temporary cease-fires to clear out the dead.

 

Great, professional marshalling too.

 

I used to dislike the place due to the restrictions on full auto fire but the P* is so damned good on single it doesn't matter any more.

 

 

In the case of your decanting whip, you may be lucky but there is a fundamental design flaw with the bleed valve.

The air is released through a series of flutes in the hole the button fits through.

Eventually the O ring will soften and be forced through the flutes.

 

Real ones have a pressure release that screws into a standard 1/8" BSP threaded hole and uses a needle valve.

No rubber to burst and easy to replace.  On this design the bleed valve is intrinsic, it cannot be replaced.

 

 

Even then a kindly P* owner at the game allowed me to use his whip.

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Sounds great, I always like a game at the mall they run a very tight ship. Not been down there for a while now but I will make it back there soon.. Maybe you and I can destroy all with the P* master race, im the same, can't get enough of that deadly single shot action.

 

As for my fill whip when it starts to go I'll get in touch for a proper one to be built if you don't mind! No doubt it will go eventually, that's a logical design flaw now I think about it!

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