Hedganian Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Stunt was old when Adam's dog was a puppy... Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Who? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 You know, that story a worrying number of people believe were we all came from two humans and incest was rife. That guy now has a dog apparently. And I agree on the 'if you let them happen'. Take me, in a 'club' where 'things' are meant to happen that most people aren't interested in. You have three girls, three guys, all bi and a bed. I could have chose not to be involved and no-one would have minded but I decided to and it was a lot of fun. It is the people that use them as leverage to think better of themselves that I don't like. Yes I have done things on a few occasions that most people would kill for to do once but then I am sure the same goes in reverse as I have never been deployed into an airsoft site by truck or humvee, but others have as they were at a site that did that and it sounds cool. As for me, got a nice weight of legal paperwork to shove into the faces of my problem estate agents, legal red tape really does cut both ways sometimes . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Sky. Fancied watching the revenant tonight with the wife. Went to the store thing, thought it would be worth it for the 4? 5? quid, whatever they charge. Nope, it's buy and keep only. £14, and they send you the DVD too. Who the *fruitcage* buys DVDs nowadays? It's a film we'll watch once. Lost a sale there, sky. Time to browse netflix or my amazon prime for something viewable. Also, sky are putting their prices up in June. And are now enticing new customers with free tv's. I feel sorry for the poor *fruitcage* who takes my phone call tomorrow asking them to explain this... Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 I binned my Virgin TV service - barely watched it for the last six months, really only watched the free view channels when I had it on. Got an Amazon fire stick for the upstairs TV, gives me Netflix, Amazon video and installed a clever thing called Kodi and Paradox on it - gets free live TV and all manner of streaming video from all over the globe. Great piece of kit. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 I'm on the free month of prime at the mo. Need to keep netflix no matter what though, for archer. Even at the expense of mortgage and food... Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 It's on Paradox. Everything is on Paradox... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Not strictly legal though heh. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 You know, that story a worrying number of people believe were we all came from two humans and incest was rife. That guy now has a dog apparently. 'FireKnife' Oh, right. Adam and Eve Adam. Only, he didn't have a dog (as far as I can remember). Also, logically, we all did come from two humans. We're all mutant monkeys, really. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 It's a phrase... Similar to "since Adam was a lad" (obvious nonsense, since he was created fully grown in the story) and such things. Honestly, you folks haven't heard this sort of thing before? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Also similar to "X is so old they still owe Noah a tenner" Time to browse netflix or my amazon prime for something viewable. Turbo Kid. Do it, and don't look back. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 I know 'since Adam was a lad'. Not heard of the dog thing. Also never heard of paradox. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 It's many things. An old club in Liverpool, and also something that happens a lot in time travel movies. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 You're not that old, are you? I feel old. I'm twice as old as the world wide web, 16 years older than my mum was when she had me. I'm nearly as old as the average life expectancy at birth in Sierra Leone. Most of my really good stories are now told and then followed up with "but that was 20 years ago - *fruitcage*". I won a Goldeneye 64 tournament in Glasgow in 1997 that was held in a pub. In 1988 I was living within walking distance of Lockerbie and my grandfather was teaching fire fighting to off-shore oil workers. In 1996 I was in Manchester. In 1986 I skipped dinner at school to watch the Challenger lift off on analogue satellite TV at my friend's house with a cardboard model of it in my hands. In 1994 two of my greatest heroes died a month apart. Most of the things I really remember occured more than 20 years ago. Stunt was old when Adam's dog was a puppy... I was in this bureau when you were still popping zits on your funny face and jerking off with the lingerie section of the sears catalogue. Oh, right. Adam and Eve Adam. Only, he didn't have a dog (as far as I can remember). Also, logically, we all did come from two humans. We're all mutant monkeys, really. Tricky one really, no way of knowing. Evolution is a ridiculously long process but I suppose if you measure it with enough granularity then you could define the point at which Homo Sapiens began and it would be in all likelihood with a female who is very nearly a human giving birth to a child who totally is one. The monkey thing is a double red herring. 1, We didn't evolve from them, we evolved from another, similar thing that doesn't exist any more and so did they. 2, Not monkeys, apes. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 20 years ago I had my first cigarette, weeks later I had my first "booze", then I kept drinking to forget a few events. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Also similar to "X is so old they still owe Noah a tenner" Turbo Kid. Do it, and don't look back. Turbo kid is amazing. I feel old. I'm twice as old as the world wide web, 16 years older than my mum was when she had me. I'm nearly as old as the average life expectancy at birth in Sierra Leone. Most of my really good stories are now told and then followed up with "but that was 20 years ago - *fruitcage*". I won a Goldeneye 64 tournament in Glasgow in 1997 that was held in a pub. In 1988 I was living within walking distance of Lockerbie and my grandfather was teaching fire fighting to off-shore oil workers. In 1996 I was in Manchester. In 1986 I skipped dinner at school to watch the Challenger lift off on analogue satellite TV at my friend's house with a cardboard model of it in my hands. In 1994 two of my greatest heroes died a month apart. Most of the things I really remember occured more than 20 years ago. I was in this bureau when you were still popping zits on your funny face and jerking off with the lingerie section of the sears catalogue. Tricky one really, no way of knowing. Evolution is a ridiculously long process but I suppose if you measure it with enough granularity then you could define the point at which Homo Sapiens began and it would be in all likelihood with a female who is very nearly a human giving birth to a child who totally is one. The monkey thing is a double red herring. 1, We didn't evolve from them, we evolved from another, similar thing that doesn't exist any more and so did they. 2, Not monkeys, apes. things to ascertain: stunt was in school in 86. in 97 he was old enough to be in a pub. He says twice as old as WWW (which is 25) but also nearly life expectancy of Sierra Leone - (2015 = 57 years) But looking at his youtube vidyos, and his baby face in them, I hereby deduce that Stunt is in fact the highlander. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 "There can be only one." Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Every time a geardo throws a fit due to dirty Crye, Stunt experiences the quickening. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 "but I might get mud on my weesatch..." Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 THARS MUDDDD ON MAHHH WEEEESATCH! Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 "but I might get mud on my weesatch..." THARS MUDDDD ON MAHHH WEEEESATCH! You have no idea how good that feels. Yeah, so, we are off on holiday on Tuesday - good. Wife has another early-term miscarriage - not good. Mixed feelings. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Mate, I'm so sorry to hear that. My wife has had 4, maybe 5. The last one was at 12 weeks... It's not good, not in the least. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Guys I'm sorry to hear that. Anyone ever needs to vent over anything feel free to give us a shout. Makes my complaint truly negligible, however it is relevant to thread title. Some berk sprayed sanitiser in my eyes so now I need to go to hospital/emergency clinic. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Ouch... Literally... Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Sorry to hear that stunt, hope you're both ok. Link to post Share on other sites
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