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The WE Hi Capa. Or rather, the attitude some people have to it. I am so sick of hearing about how it's as good as the TM, and it's the same price but full metal, so what a great saving! Yeah, apart from it having poor gas efficiency and a slide that moves about as fast as some mutha *fruitcage* trying to ice skate uphill.


Also, if it's so great, why are their any number of threads with people asking for help on their WE Hi Capa that's stopped working? It's a low quality copy of a great gun. Let's stop bigging it up just because it's metal.



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yeah, but aside from the sewers...


Work. Thats what I hate. Being so far up the swanny with a Visa card (thank you, Homeland Insecurity, for ruining my finances, its greatly appreciated...) that you have to come to work everyday at a job you're ambivalent at best about simply because its the only one that pays enough.


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Parcel Force...again...


I sent them an email enquiry to locate a package coming from Finland, about a week ago. It was delivered early last week.


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Thinking you've found a bargain, then finding something better for the same price a week later.  <_< Scope's spring to mind currently.

Hehe, i can think of a good example of that.


A friend brought a new bike that he thought was a low price, 2 days later it was reduced by £100.


The look on his face when i told him that :D

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My Dad: The grown ups are away for the weekend, so he picks up the mobile to take with. Problem being, he picks up MY mobile!

And seeing as I have the day off today, and am meeting up with damn near everyone I know, I would kinda need my mobile. Just cos I havn't got it!

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Right now this is something I have been noticing more and more of recently. The absolute ###### that they are showing kids on TV these days.


I mean back in the day when we were kids it was things like the Turtles or Scooby Doo or the Ghost Busters, Spiderman and the Xmen. I mean these things had a story line, often had mysteries for kids to work out they were not minless they were just simplified adult stories. There, fine, that sounds like fine shows to let kids watch, they encourage some mental activity.


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I remember a few years ago if you got up early at like 8 O'clock on a saturday there were Anime's on for a couple of hours on Toonami/CNX. Now I was never a big fan of Anime but it was imaganative, and was kind of inteligent, even though some shows did get a bit 'samey' after a while, but I used to enjoy some of the shows like Tenchi Muyo (as you may have guessed) and Dragon Ball Z.


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I remember a few years ago there was a program on CBBC I cant remember what it was called, but it was witten by a cop who had been got up by his toddler and had had to sit through the drivel that they put on childrens television and he wrote his own show and it got animated and put on telly and everything. I mean personaly had I been a permanant script writer for childrens telly I would have taken that as a hint to get my *albartroth* in gear and start producing some quality programing. But no they produce more of the same mindless ###### that they were producing beforehand not only that they produce more of it.


Were I in charge of this country I would merge BBC 1 and 2 then we would have maybe 2 hours of decent prgraming a day, then I would make BBC 2 a channel for fully independant script writers and whatever. Chosen from the public who write scripts and whatnot, there are minimal changes made by any TV Bureocracy and we cut most of them out of it together. Sure some of the programs might fail but we would get some unique and interesting programs. Not just some ###### head producers sat around saying lets make a cop show but we will make the cops old/gay/ethnic minorities/midgets whatever, and 90% of the time we get the same ###### (Admitedly life on Mars worked).


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I absolutely despair. To the extent I am considering writing an angry letter to every television company I can find.

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