Sledge Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 I can only presume this means you still haven't tried my toast/jam/ketchup combo. It's finger-lickin' good! *Hands sandwich to CH* It's so wrong, and yet so right. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 so do I, and I'm in Massachusetts- we just though it was a big lorry crashing into the house... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 mmmmm its like having cheese in your super noodles Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 I can only presume this means you still haven't tried my toast/jam/ketchup combo. It's finger-lickin' good! *Hands sandwich to CH* It's so wrong, and yet so right. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i didnt say it wasnt GOOD Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 All your Apple Tango belongs to me! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 mmmmm its like having cheese in your super noodles <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe so, but a Pot Noodle without Ketchup is like...erm...privatecowboy without Diet Coke With Lime/Lemon? Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 indeed, as I keep telling my fiancee, there are few things in life (apart from an Airsoft guns internal workings) that can't be substantially improved by lugubrious dollops of tomato ketchup. she still won't let me near her with it though... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Hmm, I sense problems in this relationship. How can a woman hope to keep her man if she'll not indulge his ketchup needs? Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 precisely what I said...she saw things differently, hence me writing this from Casualty while I have a frying pan removed from the side of my face... Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 squessssssssssssssss POP! bloody women... Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 All your Apple Tango belongs to me! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Here hear! You shall not have my stash! None shall pass! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Then I fear the Dread Pirate Roberts shall come for your soul! And your Apple Tango. "My name is Banzai Montoya. You stole my Apple Tango. Prepare to die." *Removes frying pan from Crazy Harrys face and hands it to Banzai to fend off Rhino* Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 "I'm afraid i shall have to smite you" Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Rhino eats frying pan, whilst commenting on the excellent condition of the bacon that was still in it. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 not true good sir, that bacon was, in fact, fake bacon (fake-on?) as both myself and my muscular and mildly psychotic fiancee are both girly pinko treehugging veggies. parts of pig (or any other animal) are yet to polute the interior of our frying pan, though I do make a wicked fried egg with it (so wicked, in fact, that last time I looked, it had joined the republican party. But then we ate it, ahahaha, with lashings and lashings of ketchup) Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Lashings AND ketchup? That's a pretty good sex life! *Re-reads post* Oh. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Lashings AND ketchup? That's a pretty good sex life! *Re-reads post* Oh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *20 minutes later pondering joke* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I get it! lol Link to post Share on other sites
woolley Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 not true good sir, that bacon was, in fact, fake bacon (fake-on?) as both myself and my muscular and mildly psychotic fiancee are both girly pinko treehugging veggies. parts of pig (or any other animal) are yet to polute the interior of our frying pan, though I do make a wicked fried egg with it (so wicked, in fact, that last time I looked, it had joined the republican party. But then we ate it, ahahaha, with lashings and lashings of ketchup) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yay anuva vegie like myself *does little happy dance* *throws axe at meats eaters* fake-on yummmmmmmmmm Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 *Takes axe in the chest. Does no damage as weedy veggie-powered throw is pathetic* Veggies=commie pinko slack-jawed faggots. Men eat meat. Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 mmmm German o... oh mmmm steak..... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Mmm... German oral whilst eating steak. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 *Takes axe in the chest. Does no damage as weedy veggie-powered throw is pathetic* Veggies=commie pinko slack-jawed faggots. Men eat meat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As you could see, he is a damn terrorist so it goes for them as well Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Bet he eats yoghurt as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 hardly a terrorist old chap, the axe-in-the-chest technique is clearly a surgical strike, implemented by a freedom fighter against his oppressive tyrannical meat-eating persecutor. Therefore wooley's act was an act which had right, and God, on its side, terrorised none other than someone akin to HITLER!!!!!!! and as everyone knows, appeasing monsters who are like HITLER!!!!!!! is akin to BEING like HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey, this, ahem, "logic" worked for the George "coco the clown" bush, so what the hey, why can't it work for an axe-wielding veggie? oh, and nice one wooley, always good to know there are few more of us roaming the barren wasteland being persecuted for our beliefs by these unfeeling destroyers of our planet Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 oh, and just to start a flame war... men don't eat meat. only selfish bar stewards governed by their tastebuds and a total lack of respect for their environment eat meat. but thats fine. I eat cabbage cos I love to hear it scream. Link to post Share on other sites
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