Sledge Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Hitler was a veggie. Therefore, veggies are evil. Simple. Link to post Share on other sites
Pain_is_Red Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Well, there is my epithany for today... Oh, it reminds of the Lewis Black sketch off his "End of the Universe" CD...Louis: "I'd like a Coke" Louis immitating Vendor: "Sorry we only serve Pepsi" Louis: "Well...F*CK YOU!!! WHAT KIND OF DUMP IS THIS!? I'M GONNA GO EAT A BUCKETS OF SH*T, THAT'S RIGHT BUCKETS OF SH*T! I know the food is lousy but at least they serve a Coke!" Cheers, Pain Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Oh, it reminds of the Lewis Black sketch off his "End of the Universe" CD...Louis: "I'd like a Coke" Louis immitating Vendor: "Sorry we only serve Pepsi" Louis: "Well...F*CK YOU!!! WHAT KIND OF DUMP IS THIS!? I'M GONNA GO EAT A BUCKETS OF SH*T, THAT'S RIGHT BUCKETS OF SH*T! I know the food is lousy but at least they serve a Coke!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Reminds me of Happy Gilmore... "I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!" "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?!" Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Hitler was a veggie? maybe, but thats a warning to all you so-called real meat-eating types- don't mess with the veggies, or we'll invade poland Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 You will? Cool! *Prods veggies with long stick* Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 *cooks steak at veggies* Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 *munches on carrot, looking entirely unimpressed by stick prodding, steak cooking tastebud ruled meateaters* always love the assumption that veggies can be driven mad by the smell of meat cooking...its about ethics, people, I for one can control my tastebuds, as I'm an advanced human being, but I pity the foo' who can't... *shoots sledge in nuts with co2 powered m870* and thats for prodding me with a stick. Link to post Share on other sites
aimpoint Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 thought it was unhealthy not to eat meat *awaits flameing* Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 christ this thread is still going! I am getting the distinct whiff of party pad from in here. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 so privatecoboy what was or is the partypad???? o0 Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 unhealthy to not eat meat? thats right, I'm writing this from my deathbed Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 I can't control myt tastebuds. Vegetables just don't taste nice. Bring me something that used to have a face! I want to imagine my lunch being born, growing up and then being slaughtered! And I want the right to run down the street naked, covered in lime jelly and smoking a huge cigar. Why? Becaus I might suddenly feel the need! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 lol yes meat is the only thing for ..............................tghen there's spam ^^' Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 didn't say you don't have the right to do what you like. I have the right to do what I like regarding what goes in my mouth, but I'm a pious git who prefers to follow a code. So although bacon might smell good in the frying pan, it holds no power over me. For I am the Yamourai! feared warrior of ancient Japan, living and dying by a code of honour laid down to me by the ancients. Eater of vegetables, defiler of salads, scourge of beans and pulses everywhere! smell my farts and despair!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Crazy Harry: the ultimate room-clearence device! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 lol no needs for theese then *chucks away creat of flash bangs and smoke grinades* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beens and cheese on jacket potatoes YUMMMY Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 One of many reasons why I'm not a veggie... Link to post Share on other sites
Temeraroius Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 I do this all the time with my mates (im an american but im tryin it out) *Walks into Burger King* "Hey can i get a pepsi?" "I'm sorry sir would coke bo ok, we dont have pepsi" "I wwant my pepsi, why wont u give it too me... what did i ever do to you?" "We dont have pepsi im sorry" *We walk out all angry looking and the women has a confused look on her face* Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 CH- Hi mr BK man, I'd like something healthy, and which has a low environmental impact to the planet, which doesn't come in two tonne of waste paper and poly-whatsit wrapping please. And a coke. Mr BK man- um...I . Can't. do. ANY. of. thaaaaaaaattttttttt. ttt. tttt CH- oh, dear, I think I broke him- everybody, he's gonna blow, EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!! *disco ball descends from ceiling, lights dim, "nite fever" starts playing on the jukebox, and CH rips off his suit to reveal a shiny spandex one-piece covered in sequins and starts gyrating in time to the beat* CH- yeah, baby...get down...HUH! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Veggies have a use after all!!! They can destroy BK! Just stay out of McDonalds, I like them. Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 ....spandex......gyrating....yeah, baby... Reason No. 135 Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Burger King are alright - their food is far superior to McDonalds... ...apart from their chicken nuggets. Talk about 'McTasteless'... KFC rules all, though! Link to post Share on other sites
Temeraroius Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 I know how terrible Taco Bell really is, but i just cant have enough its so weird. And i do agree, KFC is the $hit Link to post Share on other sites
JBuhl Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 I know how terrible Taco Bell really is, but i just cant have enough its so weird. And i do agree, KFC is the $hit If you like KFC you will LOVE popeyes. Best chicken ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 I only like KFC's popcxorn chicken and loads of Loiusuianna hot sauce, other than thatm iter mostly ###### (minus their biscuits and such) Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.