Siciro Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Now we break out the rave lights and the disco ball and PUMP UP THE JAMZZZZZZZ! Get this ship rocking!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 right. that's it. everyone put the Darkness CD in your CD player. All together now... "GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY WOHOHOMAN MOTHERFUC-AA-AA-AA" possibly the funniest rock song since sweet chil o mine Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 nah mate darkness are for girlies Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 ah. another fine example of a rock fan who's trying to take the darkness seriously. If you stop, you'll realise how cool they really are I've been a rock fan (and I mean a proper rock fan- no rubbish nu-metal in MY collection) for years, and I have to say, I like rock musicians who don't take themselves seriously- nothing worse in my eyes than a bunch of annoying whelps moodily muttering into a microphone about their inner demons (whatever. They grew up in middle class white surbiton, and they know it- now stop acting like the world just doesn't understand), or worse, those swine who insist on trying to look hard while sporting a goatee beard and a black hooded top, while shouting at length incomprehensibly into a microphone. screw that, I say, what happened to the lyrics? nowt wrong with big hair and spandex when its done in the name of comedy, however Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 well look at queen who can tak equeen seriuosly and there well great! and i'm a rock fan well a little bit of rammstein here and there Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 well quite. anyone who's brave enough to wear a lycra body suit while dry-humping a les paul in the name of charity has my vote, though Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 well quite. anyone who's brave enough to wear a lycra body suit while dry-humping a les paul in the name of charity has my vote, though <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But for fun? Isn't part of rock, not taking yourself seriously? So in fact these whiners are n't rock. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 well, not entirely. I, too, once held the view that the Darkness were a sad and pathetic joke. Then I realised they were poking an enormous amount of fun at the rock community and the musical world in general. Their are far too many rock musicians that take themselves too seriously- example no. 1: Oasis. fine, they are talented, but they are also a bunch of pathetic, whining chavs with all the social skills of a fresh cowpat. give me spandex over them any day of the week. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Personally, I wouldn't put spandex over Oasis. A B2 bombing run, maybe. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Personally, I wouldn't put spandex over Oasis. A B2 bombing run, maybe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> indeed or we could just run them over with a combine harvester. I've got a brand new one in my garage. I'll give you the keys, if you like? Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 I call shotgun! Can we run over the Max Power chav-mobile too? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Can we run over Oasis in the Chav mobile? Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 lets go chav baiting yay! Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 That would involve getting said Chav-mobile. While its being run over by Crazy Harry's combine harvester. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 yej then a masss chave spree with it we could a bet how many chavs could we eet before the queen awards us? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Finally a chance to use that Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 we all know some one should do something the scum of england and hey why not do it in style and enjoy it at the same time! Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Hopefully my Progression of Degression does not come true Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 what would that be, pray? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Yes, do tell, do tell. *Puts feet up in front of fire, whilst wearing smoking jacket* Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Whiskey? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Don't mind if I do. Crumpet? Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 *tries to imagine Sledge sipping Whiskey from a cracked Coca-Cola glass whilst wearing a burgundy smoking jacket and sitting in high backed green leather chair whilst in the background, a roaring fire crackles... Imagines Roald Dahl from Tales of the Unexpected* Hmmm... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Ah, that'll be the naked dancing women giving that impression *Hums theme from Tales of the Unexpected* Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 *CH elegantly props up the mantlepiece, dressed in a tweed suit and delicately sipping from a glass of single malt while twiddling his moustache* I say, old chap, anyone for tiffin? Link to post Share on other sites
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