Sledge Posted January 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 As the great Sid James pointed out in "Carry On Up The Khyber,": it's always time for tiffin. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 I'd rather have a toff, old boy Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 entirely up to you, old chap, no longer illegal in these knighted isles and all that- just don't bother me for the strawberry jam at 2 in the morning, you degenerate, you! (afterall, strawberry jam? philistines...) Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 damn you fruits. now in this rich vairid world (and imports) we have a wide range of jam and then theres the classic marmalde and also marmite now all of theese have opened up a pandoras box of what should be acomanpied with toast?? Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 just butter or marmite. Did you know there is a link between not liking marmite and a fetish for chickens? Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 yes, and I've been proven not guilty, I tell you, NOT GUILTY!!!! I love gertrude, I'd never do anything to hurt her... um, yes...so, um, iron brew, yes? Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 I rather enjoy the finer points of chickens, yes... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 I do not have a fetish for chickens! A fetish is where the person can only experience sexual gratification through indulging the fetish. Therefore, I do not have a chicken fetish, i just like them. Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Same here. The immortal question will be answered. 42. There. shouldent it be 6 7's ?? Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 nope, 6 7's is a possible quesiton, 42 is the answer. now, put that chicken down, put your pants back on and have some tiffin Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 entirely up to you, old chap, no longer illegal in these knighted isles and all that- just don't bother me for the strawberry jam at 2 in the morning, you degenerate, you! (afterall, strawberry jam? philistines...) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Marmilade i say -__- *runs in corner, scared f crazy hairy's post count * Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 his post count will eat you for breakfast, with or without marmalade Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Then he shall be stricken with jam i say! here here all in favor put your left hand in your knackers and your right in the air o_0 Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Wrong thread dude Unless of course you wanted us to actually put our left hands on our knackers and.... oh Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Ooh err... Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Wrong thread dude Unless of course you wanted us to actually put our left hands on our knackers and.... oh <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ] hm yes indeed! and then you shall be slapped, many times, and slapped some more Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 *adopts sourthern drawl* well, lookee here... who'd a thunk maa post count would skaa rocket laak that... hmm, not sure entirely what has taken place here, I think it is because I am... *cue rushing wind and a rising tide of violins* UUUUUUBBBERMAAAAAAAANNNN!! Tis I, UberMan, scourge of all that is evil, defender of all that is good, Guardian of those little packets of angel delight which, with the addition of milk, become such sublime after meal pleasures, assailer of ALL THAT IS WRONG IN THE WORLD up to and including those swine who seem to think that a guy dressed in his favourite tight lycra outfit is somehow not entitled to marry the boy of his dreams, when 80% of male/female marriages end in divorce!! but noooooooo! apparently thats ooooookkkkkkk! ummm... ahaha... so, 300, and um, quite alot... who's feelin' laak keepin' up? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 *Adopts Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in "Tombstone" drawl* Why, Crazy Harry. You look like someone just walked over your grave. CH: My fight's not with you, Holli... er, Sledge. Sledge: Ah beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish, playing for crumpet. CH: Alright. Sledge: Say when. *CH goes for his tennis racket. Sledge is faster, drawing his racket and serving in one fluid move. The ball lands inside the court, point to Sledge* Sledge: Poor devil, you were just to highly strung. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 hmm, I take it you're volunteering to be my huckleberry? very well, game on- sledge to serve: up goes the ball down comes the ball. Thwack! and in a bizarre gesture, Harry returns with a healthy dose of Cricket bat action, hoofing the ball clean over the boundary. six to me then ah, wrong game...go for your toaster! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Does this mean we're not friends anymore? Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 only if you've run out of jam! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Three things I always have in the fridge: Coke, jam and ketchup. Occaisionally makes for some odd meals, but... Link to post Share on other sites
KCshadowfox Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 in response to the original, no they wont go out and get you one. I usually just modify my choice of drink. typically it goes like this: "Dr. Pepper please." "Is Mr.Pibb okay?" "I'll take water" I usually take this route, Dr. Pepper should be available at all times in all places. as for Coke, the product, meh. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 stop trying to drag this thread kicking and screaming back into the realms of normality! I'll not have it, dya hear?! not at all! anyway, pass the jammy ketchup butties, sledge old chap... Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Three things I always have in the fridge: Coke, jam and ketchup. Occaisionally makes for some odd meals, but... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I feel you indegestion mate Link to post Share on other sites
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