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entirely up to you, old chap, no longer illegal in these knighted isles and all that- just don't bother me for the strawberry jam at 2 in the morning, you degenerate, you!

 

(afterall, strawberry jam? philistines...)

Marmilade i say -__-

 

*runs in corner, scared f crazy hairy's post count *

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*adopts sourthern drawl*

 

well, lookee here... who'd a thunk maa post count would skaa rocket laak that...

 

hmm, not sure entirely what has taken place here, I think it is because I am...

 

*cue rushing wind and a rising tide of violins*

 

UUUUUUBBBERMAAAAAAAANNNN!!

 

Tis I, UberMan, scourge of all that is evil, defender of all that is good, Guardian of those little packets of angel delight which, with the addition of milk, become such sublime after meal pleasures, assailer of ALL THAT IS WRONG IN THE WORLD up to and including those swine who seem to think that a guy dressed in his favourite tight lycra outfit is somehow not entitled to marry the boy of his dreams, when 80% of male/female marriages end in divorce!!

 

but noooooooo! apparently thats ooooookkkkkkk!

 

ummm...

 

ahaha... so, 300, and um, quite alot... who's feelin' laak keepin' up?

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*Adopts Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in "Tombstone" drawl*

Why, Crazy Harry. You look like someone just walked over your grave.

CH: My fight's not with you, Holli... er, Sledge.

Sledge: Ah beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish, playing for crumpet.

CH: Alright.

Sledge: Say when.

*CH goes for his tennis racket. Sledge is faster, drawing his racket and serving in one fluid move. The ball lands inside the court, point to Sledge*

Sledge: Poor devil, you were just to highly strung.

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hmm, I take it you're volunteering to be my huckleberry?

 

very well, game on-

 

sledge to serve:

 

up goes the ball

down comes the ball.

 

Thwack!

 

and in a bizarre gesture, Harry returns with a healthy dose of Cricket bat action, hoofing the ball clean over the boundary.

 

six to me then :)

 

ah, wrong game...go for your toaster!

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in response to the original, no they wont go out and get you one. I usually just modify my choice of drink. typically it goes like this:

 

"Dr. Pepper please."

"Is Mr.Pibb okay?"

"I'll take water"

 

I usually take this route, Dr. Pepper should be available at all times in all places. as for Coke, the product, meh.

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