littledude Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Well it ###### me off when people come in and ask for a coke. And yes i do have to reply "you mean pepsi", maybe one day i should just open the can in there face and pour it all over them and say "heres your coke *badgeress*!" Well KFC did used to sell Coke but it became to expensive so they switched to Pepsi, lousy cheapskates. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 wahey, shotgun double-entendres ago-go! fancy pumping a couple of shells into my barrel? ooh, nice ejection! give this a quick pump, would you dear? is that a shotgun in your back holster, or are you just glad to see me? this is my boom stick!... oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Yes of course smacks Havoc_Man, steals his bike, goes to the Pepsi bossman, takes his wife for privet time. goes to Pepsi bossmans toilet and wipes @ss with Pepsi bossmans shirt. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 *backs away slowly* Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 sorry for smacking you Havoc_Man here is your bike *Hands over bike wich is completely wrecked* Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 I think I'm going to unsubscribe to this thread, because every time I come back and read these replies I edge slowly more and more towards insanity... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 You've subscribed to it?! Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 What !? is it my breath *smells is own breath * *Dies* Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 you mean you are still clinging to that outmoded existence known as sanity? weirdo. *passes dafool some minty fresh mints (so minty, you can skip brushing FOR EVER or your money back), and smacks him upside the head jjust for the sake of it. Once more unto the vinyl floor covering goeth dafool, with all the acrobatic grace and catlike elegance of aforementioned recepticle of root vegetables* anyone for tennis? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Why not? *Throws ball into air* Dafool: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Sledge: Sorry! *Throws TENNIS ball into air* Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 *Dafool Smacks Sledge for touching his ball* Dafool- that was my most gifted ball you just ruined, Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 THWACK oh, jolly good backhand, old chap. Sorry about the nose though, run it under the cold tap, it'll be right as rain come the 'morrow! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 so whose for a game of rounders?? Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 !? How about a game of MAG huntin *Throws a sniper rifle to everybody* Link to post Share on other sites
boxer1 Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 i agree with the kfc and coke thing, its like when you ask for small chips and they say "SO THAT REGULAR FRIES YEAH?" Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 *Holds nose* No, really, it's fine. I'll just rinse it off. So that's 15 love to you, right Harry? Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 right you are, sledge old man! my serve I believe...wait for it... THWACK ooh, terribly bad luck old chap, I am sorry...once more unto the cold tap, I believe Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 Dash it all, this sport is a lot more painful than I remember. Anyone for croquet? *Swings mallet backwards and hits own knackers* Medic. Please. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 i feel sorry for those who work @ kfc and Mc donalds they get brain washed and become easily confused yes i did work at McD Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 Suddenly, so much becomes clear.... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 yes i'm still recovering from that truamatic experiance *flash back manager six more quater pounders george, me: when will it ennnnnnnnnnd* the horror the horror Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 dear god man, here, take a seat (offers sped_fx a rather spendid velvet easy chair to rest his addled bones in) here's a lovely soothing medicinal brandy for you too. egad, KFC aye? had an uncle at the Somme, all sounds rather similar- the interminal noise, the idiotic officers, the mud, the rats... lucky they didn't send you over the top as well as round the bend, what? what? baaaaaaarrrrrrrrrreeeeeee (pauses to twiddle moustache, realises he's left it on the tennis court.) blast. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted December 30, 2004 Report Share Posted December 30, 2004 thansk for the support harry i knew some one sympathise Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 31, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Well, it all sounds frightfully frightful. all that and no Coke, eh? Sounds like a bit of a rum do. Best relax for a while and enjoy a spot of tiffin. Crumpet, anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 don't mind if I do old sport. Now, if you could just bend over that chaise longue... oh, I see, not THAT kind of crumpet, terribly sorry! now, jam or honey? the eternal dilemma... Link to post Share on other sites
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