hivemind Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 bastards wouldn't let me leave after 30 mins. I then had to sit there and doodle for a whole 3 hours. hmph. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't understand. You had already failed the course. What more could they do to you if you had walked out? Did they have you, like, strapped down or something? Locked doors? Link to post Share on other sites
gunyo89 Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 'Yo comprando queso maloliente y tengo el pollo loco en me pantalones." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> your doing something with cheese and have a mad chicken in your trousers?? Link to post Share on other sites
Alex6714 Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 buying bad smelling cheese and i dont no about the chicken lol Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Try doing a forbidden hanshake under the table, during the exam, groan mulitple times and stare at the teacher at the same time..... Fart a few times. Ask the teacher to come over to you, and ask him if he's free tonight. Repeat multiple times, and if he doesn't pay attention, say it out loudly. Ask the person next to you if he can rubb your nipple during the test, to enhanceyour brain performance. OR ask the teacher. Pick your nose and out the boogers on the test pappers. Start talking to an imaginary friend. Give him a name like, BOB, or something. Spit between the pappers during the exam, let them dry, so the pappers are glued together. This makes a hell for the teacher later on. Draw rude pictures of the teacher. Put the pappers down your pants, and when you hand them in, don't give them to the teacher, make him take them out of your pants. Bring a pet to the exam, Link to post Share on other sites
-Drake- Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 god for any answers u dont know theres only one thing u need to right www.google.com =D Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Put the pappers down your pants, and when you hand them in, don't give them to the teacher, make him take them out of your pants. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 god for any answers u dont know theres only one thing u need to right www.google.com =D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you mean as in: when you can't think of the answer, write "How the hell am I supposed to know? Google it, you loser!" Link to post Share on other sites
Para Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Take it as an interrogation an keep writing 'no comment'. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Take it as an interrogation an keep writing 'no comment'. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I'm not saying anything until you get my lawyer!" Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 How far have discoveries in Biopsychology depended on new methods? OMFG, n00b! search! 30 minutes leaving time is fun, especially when you're the only one who gets up. Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 buying bad smelling cheese and i dont no about the chicken lol <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gunyo89 was mostly right. 'Tengo un (I meant to say "un" and not "el") pollo loco en mi pantalones' translates as "I have a crazy chicken in my pants". Link to post Share on other sites
Alex6714 Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 mis pantalones Link to post Share on other sites
orange Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 If you are told to write a story and it says your writing can be real or imagery, write 'my story is imagery so you can't see it' This actually happened. Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Did you get a point for it ? Sometimes you can get points for silly awnsers.... Link to post Share on other sites
shomclone Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 I once drew a unicycle riding chimp with a hat made of cheese where i was sposed to draw a graph. And only last week I passed out in my RE exam after writing my name and half of the title. Link to post Share on other sites
aimpoint Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 god for any answers u dont know theres only one thing u need to right www.google.com =D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you mean as in: when you can't think of the answer, write "How the hell am I supposed to know? Google it, you loser!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How far have discoveries in Biopsychology depended on new methods? OMFG, n00b! search! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lmao wish i still had exams now Link to post Share on other sites
mig_eater Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I got a G in german and didn't write on one of the papers. It's not my fault...how was i meant to know what to write, all the questions were in *fruitcaging* german Cheers Mig Link to post Share on other sites
Shao14 Posted December 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I got a G in german and didn't write on one of the papers. It's not my fault...how was i meant to know what to write, all the questions were in *fruitcaging* german Cheers Mig <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Was "G" for "Good?" Link to post Share on other sites
g.pugh01 Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Sorry to revive this thread but i've only just read it and thought i'd share my story with you. I was at home on a weekday afternoon in my bed room with my girlfriend (doing what you do on a weekday afternoon with your girlfriend when your 16) . Next thing i knew the phone rang and then my mum shouted upstairs that i was missing my GCSE CDT exam. I got there and amazingly they let me in, still in my civvy clothes with no notes, pens, pencils or anything. Strangly enough i got an F! Oh well. C'est la vie. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 I'm sorry, it's been over a month, and I have to ask: could we have the sub heading changed from "go down with style" to "tickle my balls as well?" Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 I'm sorry, it's been over a month, and I have to ask: could we have the sub heading changed from "go down with style" to "tickle my balls as well?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> sledge, .. stop,.. i didnt want to see that tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
Dizzy Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 I have a new one: Take tippex and a black pen into the exam. Spend a few minutes changing the questions completely (make sure they are really ovious), then do the paper. Do the aforementioned "it was so easy", as you leave. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan74 Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Hmmm...how could I have not seen this? Well, a few weeks ago I had my Spanish exam. I had about a 38% in that class...long story . When the teacher was handing out the test I said "No, I don't think I really need one of those." I filled in A for all 250 questions mumbling to myself, as pretty much the whole class watched and tried not to laugh. A few minutes into the test someone yelled "done" (joking...of course), so I responed with *FRUITCAGE*!. Oh yeah...I brang a pillow and got a 2 hour head-start on my sleep for that night Link to post Share on other sites
airsofter22 Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 We were given a talk on how not to answer test questions at school the other day, and were shown some stupidly funny gcse test answers that students did from my school (geography) What are the four seasons: salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar (science) What is a terminal illness: someone who gets ill in an aiport (history) Why are elections so important in a democracy: A woman can't have a baby without a man having an election These kids must of been seriously dumb. airsofter22 Link to post Share on other sites
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