Hissing_Sid Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 http://tmz.aol.com/article1?id=20060118173609990013 Link to post Share on other sites
paranoidandroid Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 http://tmz.aol.com/article1?id=20060118173609990013 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And she is going to inherit millions...proving life is a *badgeress* Link to post Share on other sites
Basho Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Man she is soooo stupid. I cant stand stupid rich people Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Sigh. More proof that life sucks. Woo. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 How can someone be so stupid. There are A LOT of dumb chavs in my school and even they know basic things like capitals of major countries. What realy annoys me is how can someone with a multi million dollar fortune at their disposal not get their children a proper education. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Most likely because she doesn't need one. She's rich and (supposedly) beautiful, she's never going to have to take care of herself, she doesn't need such essential skills as thinking. Link to post Share on other sites
sturgis Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 bah i really dunno what sadder, Paris.... or her millions of "fans" anyways, if G.W. didn't prove, stupidity rules the world, she more then makes up for it ! what really worries me, is that she can make a living off it Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 She's spretty?? Oh saying that I think she got no education well daddy needed the money for his hotels you know ; ) I pity the poor soul. Link to post Share on other sites
El_Hombre Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 At one point [Paris] blurted out: "I'm so hungry." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, well...you know she doesn't eat. At ALL. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 At one point [Paris] blurted out: "I'm so hungry." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, well...you know she doesn't eat. At ALL. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's probably why she has no breasts. No fatty tissue whatsoever. Link to post Share on other sites
IvanD Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 LOL I always knew she was SMART Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Yeah, well...you know she doesn't eat. At ALL. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's probably why she has no breasts. No fatty tissue whatsoever. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Indeed. I like a bit of meat on them bones, gives me something to hold on to! WOOF! (Please don't beat me to death and leave my rotting corpse in the bathroom, G_R, I'm not hitting on your girl!) Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 We've tried to kill her, but she's too skinny for Vasili to get a hit. Vasili: What?!? Come on! Hacker.... Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 oh she belives in vodoo eh? *runs off to find a generic blonde barby doll and stab it with pins* *ties doll to BBQ and lightly roasts* *ties doll to firework and sends it into stratesphear* "breaking news today... it seems that paris hilton has spontaiously combusted after an unexplained fit and blasted through the roof of her pink convertable... a national holiday has been anounced in celebration..." Link to post Share on other sites
Hissing_Sid Posted January 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Incidentally, any of you guys see the other stuff linked to on that site? That video of them driving off in a bugatti (?) and promptly smashing into the back of a truck, nearly running somebody over and then getting pulled by the cops was pure class. I wonder if people like that watch movies such as Zoolander and realise that they're having the p*ss taken out of them, or if they're too dumb to realise? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Incidentally, any of you guys see the other stuff linked to on that site? That video of them driving off in a bugatti (?) and promptly smashing into the back of a truck, nearly running somebody over and then getting pulled by the cops was pure class. I wonder if people like that watch movies such as Zoolander and realise that they're having the p*ss taken out of them, or if they're too dumb to realise? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Puts on Paris Hilton/Generic Blonde MTV star voice* Er, um, like, um, you know, um, like, er, um, like well, I was like, er and um. Are you calling me dumb? Link to post Share on other sites
sturgis Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Incidentally, any of you guys see the other stuff linked to on that site? That video of them driving off in a bugatti (?) and promptly smashing into the back of a truck, nearly running somebody over and then getting pulled by the cops was pure class. I wonder if people like that watch movies such as Zoolander and realise that they're having the p*ss taken out of them, or if they're too dumb to realise? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> actually.... this is where things really get sad ! i honestly doubt they realize a cosmic crime if you ask me... Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Now lets just think why she's famous? Simple life? Nope before that. Burger advert? Nope, back a bit more... Thats right. Having sex. She's famous for being loose. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 You know when you get a pork scratching out of the bag, and notice hair on it, and think "Man, I'm not sure I can stomach this". And then you eat it, and the inside is a *bit* too gooey, and you spare some thought to how that crackling is probably made... That thought is more appealing to me than Paris Hilton. (She went out with someone called Paris. Priceless!) Link to post Share on other sites
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