situpking Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 ok.. ive posted this in a new thread cos i dont want to be assosiated with blink183's woman hating ego massage thread... anyway.. i showed his thread to a freind of mine ( an ex) and she suggested i write about how i pulled her... cos this gentlemen, works, and it works best if your a little shy looking. ok.. you need to earn or beg or borrow or steal 2 whole english pounds. you take them to a bus station or supermarket, something like that, and find one of those machines that make business cards.. select a card that allows for lots of writing, but no picture. type in. " hi, am i a shy retiring type of guy, but i was wondering if i could crawl into bed with you tonight, if the answer is yes, just smile." print the cards.... walk up to a girl, look nervous and hand it over... she will smile..... well it worked for me... Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 meh apparently Flirting does work, .. just you gotta get it just right according the girl. *looks left and right for girlfriend* ... well it certainly worked for me Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted April 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 meh apparently Flirting does work, .. just you gotta get it just right according the girl. *looks left and right for girlfriend* ... well it certainly worked for me <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ahhh.. but this is flirting in written form, so you can keep your mouth closed so the druel doesnt drip out.... Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 ahhh.. but this is flirting in written form, so you can keep your mouth closed so the druel doesnt drip out.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> don't worry, .. ive done both, .. written and word of mouth. so i have experiance in both fields. Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted April 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 don't worry, .. ive done both, .. written and word of mouth. so i have experiance in both fields. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> stay away from fields.... her back will get muddy..... Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 stay away from fields.... her back will get muddy..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah bedroom mate for me and my girl, .. .. Bouncy Bouncy. Anyway, ... i think we've slightly shot off topic. Link to post Share on other sites
snowman Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 stay away from fields.... her back will get muddy..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's the appeal of a woman with no sense of adventure? Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 What's the appeal of a woman with no sense of adventure? Cheers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not alot. Although i heard safeways car park was a good place (well im not implying that i actually did go there and yeah, .. did the good deed for the lady). Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 I generally just pay flecktarn.co.uk whenever i want anything.... Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 I generally just pay flecktarn.co.uk whenever i want anything.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now, theres geardo, and then there's just plain ODD! Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 ok.. ive posted this in a new thread cos i dont want to be assosiated with blink183's woman hating ego massage thread... anyway.. i showed his thread to a freind of mine ( an ex) and she suggested i write about how i pulled her... cos this gentlemen, works, and it works best if your a little shy looking. ok.. you need to earn or beg or borrow or steal 2 whole english pounds. you take them to a bus station or supermarket, something like that, and find one of those machines that make business cards.. select a card that allows for lots of writing, but no picture. type in. " hi, am i a shy retiring type of guy, but i was wondering if i could crawl into bed with you tonight, if the answer is yes, just smile." print the cards.... walk up to a girl, look nervous and hand it over... she will smile..... well it worked for me... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What worked for you might not work for others, remember that my good friend. Me i jus prefer to wear the good ol t-shirt saying do you *fruitcage* on 1st date. Link to post Share on other sites
Catman Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 meh apparently Flirting does work, .. just you gotta get it just right according the girl. *looks left and right for girlfriend* ... well it certainly worked for me <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Really? I just went to a club and this girl kept buying me drinks That was 5 years ago and now shes snoring in my bed (shhh I can hear her snoring right now). Mind you, she hasn't bought me any drinks in a while... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 I generally just pay flecktarn.co.uk whenever i want anything.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Slut. I prefer OPTG. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris P Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Get a photography job, women love it Edit: My blog has a few "choice" photos from a couple of the nights out I have covered Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 *click* Link to post Share on other sites
hk_chick Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 " hi, am i a shy retiring type of guy, but i was wondering if i could crawl into bed with you tonight, if the answer is yes, just smile." print the cards.... walk up to a girl, look nervous and hand it over... she will smile..... well it worked for me... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> are you sure she wasn't trying to supress her laughter babe? Link to post Share on other sites
Wraith18A Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Get a photography job, women love it Edit: My blog has a few "choice" photos from a couple of the nights out I have covered <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Giggitygiggitygiggity! Giggitygiggitygiggityagoogoogoo! 'cept that first chick. Where'd you get her? Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Tip #1: get off your internet, and go outside. that's where they keep the girls. Tip #2: don't take tips from an airsoft forum. And stay away from nightclubs unless you're just looking for meaningless sex with strangers. If that is what you're looking for, then there you go. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 *takes notes* ...off internet...business cards...nightclubs... *scribble scribble* Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 My best advice? Learn to cook. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris P Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Giggitygiggitygiggity! Giggitygiggitygiggityagoogoogoo! 'cept that first chick. Where'd you get her? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tiger Tiger, Manchester She is a good laugh and always makes time for a chat Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted April 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 And stay away from nightclubs unless you're just looking for meaningless sex with strangers. If that is what you're looking for, then there you go. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i keep trying to stop having meaningless sex, im aiming for a very deep and meaningful joining of body and spirit with a like minded girl... but i only get the first bit right. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Now, theres geardo, and then there's just plain ODD! Ah, hello i'm LJ. I don't believe we've met? Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Tiger Tiger, Manchester I prefeer roadhouse myself ^___^ Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 My best advice? Learn to cook. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can cook, i can cook!! I can also wash up, know how to work a washing machine (roughly), i can iron... I am now irresistable to women, men of the world shall ph34r me.... Link to post Share on other sites
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