Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 I can cook, i can cook!! I can also wash up, know how to work a washing machine (roughly), i can iron... I am now irresistable to women, men of the world shall ph34r me.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Excellent. Now you can be my housemaid. I return I shall give you Mars bars and a dog basket to sleep in. Link to post Share on other sites
DirtyMoFo Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 ill fight you for that job offer Kyrian_Zenda! i can do all that, vaccum, clean windows, wash cars, dust, tidy, and give compliments! your looking great today by the way Hardcore_Mitsuko Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 I can cook too ^____^ I've been pretty much house trained like a good little boy. *looks outside, see manly men* : ( *sigh* [edit] Alas I'm in compition to be Ms Mitsuko's housemaid Man servant. ALas I have to look after my little brother. Link to post Share on other sites
DirtyMoFo Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 lol, awww... well... ive printed off some of those little cards with the words on it you said to put, so im gunna try it next week! Link to post Share on other sites
Pablo Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Why am I even reading this thread? I'm a married man for Bob's sake. Link to post Share on other sites
DirtyMoFo Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 it's never too late Pablo!.. i feel a slap coming on Link to post Share on other sites
The Waco Kid Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 I couldn't be bothered to read all this but I assume someone has already suggested buying one from Eastern Europe? Link to post Share on other sites
Wraith18A Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Sigh...the girls that I befriend all want to be my friends...I think that I'm overly chivalrous. I've broken almost every single rule on both lists, and the only girls I draw are the cute, VERY-ultra-conservative Southern gals (GRITS...Girls Raised In The South). Like one of my ex's said: I like my cars like my men: they have to be old-school and whitewalled (ie, Classics and Serviceguys). EDIT: I couldn't be bothered to read all this but I assume someone has already suggested buying one from Eastern Europe? Nope...but I guess I could have picked one of the Thai or ChiCom gals that I rolled across while I was down there... Link to post Share on other sites
Pablo Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Hmmm. Right-wing Southern girls eh? Phwoar. I think I need a cold shower. Are we talking Klansmen's daughters, or is that just going on in my head? Before anyone asks, I hate Klansmen. If any of you are one, pop round and say hello sometime. Make sure you wear the robes. I'd tell you what would happen next, but I'd hate to spoil the surprise. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Excellent. Now you can be my housemaid. I return I shall give you Mars bars and a dog basket to sleep in. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *packs* Do i get a uniform? Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Tiger Tiger, Manchester I prefeer roadhouse myself ^___^ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's wrong with Monster Monster? Also, this thread delivers! Link to post Share on other sites
Wraith18A Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 What, did you score the hook up off of his recommendation? And no, the girl is the daughter of a Southern Baptist decon, not a Klansman, and he rides Harleys...owns like, 4. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 *packs* Do i get a uniform? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. With frilly bits on it. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 *packs* Do i get a uniform? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You might want to ask about a dental plan with all those Mars bars. And if you are time sharing the bed with a dog or not. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 You might want to ask about a dental plan with all those Mars bars. And if you are time sharing the bed with a dog or not. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, he will have the basket to himself. I'm a nice person at heart Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Oh, well in that case. K_Z, sign up immediately. It's the best thing you've got going for you in your life so far.. I mean.... MARS BARS! Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Aw, hell yeh, And frilly bits to boot. W00t!!! Link to post Share on other sites
AirsoftEngineer Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Aw, hell yeh, And frilly bits to boot. W00t!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nothing is better than Frilly bits (except Mars bars) Link to post Share on other sites
Basho Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Holy Thread revival Batman! Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Holy Thread revival Batman! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Looks like someone here Aroused the dead. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 With frilly bits. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 With frilly bits. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The dead have frilly bits? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 This world is one of clothing. Shopping brings clothes. Clothes bring fashion. The living... may not see them. Their appearence... may fall upon blind eyes. But make no mistake... the dead... are not withut frilly bits. *Glasses break* Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 And do you cry blood as well? Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I wonder if I can get the Mrs. in frilly bits? Hmm *goes away to plot* Link to post Share on other sites
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