Banzai Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Meh, this one is better havox and these as well This is kinda an inside joke if you dont follow up on american news Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
Forlorn Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 sorry about double post, there was an error.. (theres always an error......) Link to post Share on other sites
Forlorn Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Marijuana can be very cheap for a start, it is in no way physically addictive, mentally yes, but so is anything. It's also one of the least chemical substances out there ! Oh, and alot of the best music novels etc where written by people who where high on drugs. hmm maybe i should get high and try and make a fortune selling books then.. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 @ French Army Knife Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 @ French Army Knife <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's so funny because it's true! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Go to www.google.com. Type in 'french military victories'. Hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'. Stand back and enjoy ----------------------------------- The Complete Military History of France ***Please note that the Web designer is not American and blaming the Web designer for America's history is illogical. Though you may critisize this oversimplified French history all you wish, blaming or threatening the Web designer is not nice. We are still accepting submissions from history researchers. Last update: October 18, 2004. - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted. - Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. - War of Revolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. - The Dutch War - Tied - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. - World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. - World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. - War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu - Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux. - War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's. The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?" "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage." Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you." With only an hour and a half of research, Jonathan Duczkowski provided the following losses: Norse invasions, 841-911. After having their way with the French for 70 years, the Norse are bribed by a French King named Charles the Simple (really!) who gave them Normandy in return for peace. Normans proceed to become just about the only positive military bonus in France's [favour] for next 500 years. Mexico, 1863-1864. France attempts to take advantage of Mexico's weakness following its thorough thrashing by the U.S. 20 years earlier ("Halls of Montezuma"). Not surprisingly, the only unit to distinguish itself is the French Foreign Legion (consisting of, by definition, non-Frenchmen). Booted out of the country a little over a year after arrival. Panama jungles 1881-1890. No one but nature to fight, France still loses; canal is eventually built by the U.S. 1904-1914. Napoleonic Wars. Should be noted that the Grand Armee was largely (~%50) composed of non-Frenchmen after 1804 or so. Mainly disgruntled minorities and anti-monarchists. Not surprisingly, these performed better than the French on many occasions. Haiti, 1791-1804. French defeated by rebellion after sacrificing 4,000 Poles to yellow fever. Shows another rule of French warfare; when in doubt, send an ally. India, 1673-1813. British were far more charming then French, ended up victors. Therefore the British are well known for their tea, and the French for their whine (er, wine...). Ensures 200 years of bad teeth in England. Barbary Wars, middle ages-1830. Pirates in North Africa continually harass European shipping in Meditteranean. France's solution: pay them to leave us alone. America's solution: kick their asses ("the Shores of Tripoli"). [America's] first overseas victories, won 1801-1815. 1798-1801, Quasi-War with U.S. French privateers (semi-legal pirates) attack U.S. shipping. U.S. fights France at sea for 3 years; French eventually cave; sets precedent for next 200 years of Franco-American relations. Moors in Spain, late 700s-early 800s. Even with Charlemagne leading them against an enemy living in a hostile land, French are unable to make much progress. Hide behind Pyrennes until the modern day. French-on-French losses (probably should be counted as victories too, just to be fair): 1208: Albigenses Crusade, French massacared by French. When asked how to differentiate a heretic from the faithful, response was "Kill them all. God will know His own." Lesson: French are badasses when fighting unarmed men, women and children. St. Bartholomew Day Massacre, August 24, 1572. Once again, French-on-French slaughter. Third Crusade. Philip Augustus of France throws hissy-fit, leaves Crusade for Richard the Lion Heart to finish. Seventh Crusade. St. Louis of France leads Crusade to Egypt. Resoundingly crushed. [Eighth] Crusade. St. Louis back in action, this time in Tunis. See Seventh Crusade. Also should be noted that France attempted to hide behind the Maginot line, sticking their head in the sand and pretending that the Germans would enter France that way. By doing so, the Germans would have been breaking with their traditional route of invading France, entering through Belgium (Napoleonic Wars, Franco-Prussian War, World War I, etc.). French ignored this though, and put all their effort into these defenses. Link to post Share on other sites
Siciro Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 You don't seem to know much about the subject you're commenting on. Marijuana can be very cheap for a start, it is in no way physically addictive, mentally yes, but so is anything. It's also one of the least chemical substances out there ! Oh, and alot of the best music novels etc where written by people who where high on drugs. Get clued in before you start making stupid comments. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OK you retard. who care if its cheep? you get addicted and spend $20usd every day and see how cheep it is. addictive is addictive nomatter what part of the body it effects because it effects the body as a whole. It is still a chemical contained in a weed/shrub/plant. I dont really give a *beep* what people were "on" when they wrote whatever they did. I am "clued in" you little *beep*. I lived in a house with a drug dealer and roomates and they did drugs and drank just about every day. Now if I ever meet you in person your going to have some problems for disrespecting me. Keep your mouth shut before someone shuts it with wires. who are you to tell me anything about drugs you 16yr old punk? ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW back on topic! This Is what I think of you jowep! Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 OK you retard. who care if its cheep? you get addicted and spend $20usd every day and see how cheep it is. addictive is addictive nomatter what part of the body it effects because it effects the body as a whole. It is still a chemical contained in a weed/shrub/plant. I dont really give a *beep* what people were "on" when they wrote whatever they did. I am "clued in" you little *beep*. I lived in a house with a drug dealer and roomates and they did drugs and drank just about every day. Now if I ever meet you in person your going to have some problems for disrespecting me. Keep your mouth shut before someone shuts it with wires. who are you to tell me anything about drugs you 16yr old punk? ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Once again, you don't know what you're talking about. It's only MENTALLY addictive, anything can be MENTALY addictive, coca cola, internet, arisoft, ANYTHING. Oh, and I hate people like you, people who judge others because of there ages. Just because I'm only 16 doesn't mean I know less than you. *beep*. Edit: Something funny I just noticed, you classed doing drugs and alcohol as two seperate things. Link to post Share on other sites
Siciro Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 They are 2 different words. There is no single word that incorperates drinking and doing drugs. alchohol is not termed an addictive drug by modern day society so why should I? You aperantly arent addicted to anything or you would realise that if your brain is addicted to a substance it will effect your body. Your whole body, brain and all, will feel the need for that substance. You know what funny I notice? I have had AT LEAST 4 more years of swimming thru the filth that exist in this world encountering some of the worst it has to offer! What have you done besides live with your parents and paint your nails black and complain that school is too hard? Tell me something youve done. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 i've got well three words female dog figggght!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 They are 2 different words. There is no single word that incorperates drinking and doing drugs. alchohol is not termed an addictive drug by modern day society so why should I? You aperantly arent addicted to anything or you would realise that if your brain is addicted to a substance it will effect your body. Your whole body, brain and all, will feel the need for that substance. You know what funny I notice? I have had AT LEAST 4 more years of swimming thru the filth that exist in this world encountering some of the worst it has to offer! What have you done besides live with your parents and paint your nails black and complain that school is too hard? Tell me something youve done. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Edit Don't judge people you don't know, and for your information, Alcohol IS a drug, it IS addictive. Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. Made me ROFFLLE soo hard. Siciro & Jowep, not tryin to get involved, but an airsoft fourm is NOT the place to discuss what effect drugs have on people, and who has more knowledge on the suject. I ask you both nicely, please stop this bickering, it will get you both no where. Now one of you be the bigger man, and just get out of the fight Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Mari J00 wanna? Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Made me ROFFLLE soo hard. Siciro & Jowep, not tryin to get involved, but an airsoft fourm is NOT the place to discuss what effect drugs have on people, and who has more knowledge on the suject. I ask you both nicely, please stop this bickering, it will get you both no where. Now one of you be the bigger man, and just get out of the fight <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Suppose you're right, cba with it anymroe anyway. Oh and Siciro, if you wan't some more info check out WellCoolStuff's forums or urban75's. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Jowep, don't rise to this little *albatross*. He has one bad experience with a bunch of Stoners and suddenly anyone that even express the slightest amusument (and yes, it was funny) at the oh-so- serious subject of Majiuana abuse become a bad guy. Dude, the picture is a joke. Learn to take one, and plese STFU and stop making threats against other forummers. It's bad form, and will most likely be met with moderator sanctions if you persist. Alchohol is a physically addictive drug. As is coffee, if you drink too much of it. Dope is psycholgically addictive. There is no physical craving, and thus no withdrawl symptoms if you decide to quit. Big difference. 1) Get your facts right. you'll be taken more seriously. 2) Stop being so sanctimonius. It does you no favours. 3) Please refrain from personal comments. Can we please try and keep the thread on topic now? Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Thanks mate. I'm dropping the subject anyway, here's something fun for you all. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Tasteful. Before you ask, I made it for rizzo, to celebrate his 1000-post anniversary. Like a greetings card...but turdier... Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Are you trying to tell us something about yourself there? Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Thanks mate. I'm dropping the subject anyway, here's something fun for you all. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks for bein the bigger man! For that I raised your rep! We all have to fighting with each other on this airsoft fourm. Great little animation too ^_^ ^_^ Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 I raised your rep, too. NOW DONATE! Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Awww, you both gave me a warm fuzzy feeling. Toast anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 CHA-CHING! No, I haven't been playing C&C: Red Alert again Link to post Share on other sites
Siciro Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 WELL I guess he gets rewarded for arguing with me about an illegal substance. Is it my fault for trying to clarify my past? NO! He just had to call me stupid. WHO THE *fruitcage* POSTED THAT STUPID PICTURE ABOUT WEED ANYWAY? I stated it was expensive and jowep stated arguing. I guess every one has to defend their addiction. *fruitcage* you ghost Staying on subject http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/170-reaction.jpg Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 I really don't want to be feeding your flames here, just wanted to tell you I'm not addicted to any illegal substances. Oh and it was me who posted the rasta suprise. Link to post Share on other sites
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